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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


therobit posted:

I hereby declare Martian law.

Sir Deimos, Sir Phobos carry out Martian Law

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sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib
Pirate radio! Howlin' mad Murphy.

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

Oh crap! Oh crap! Oh crap! Oh crap!

OH CRAP ON A CRAP CRACKER

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat
I am having a lovely day and I just got cheered up by my own derail.

Howlin' Mad posted:

You can run, but you can't hide, because I am live and worldwide with ten gigawatts of radio waves that won't behave! And you can't ignore me anymore, people!

I... will... be... heard!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Yeah, I read this whole tread through starting in maybe December and caught up with current posts about a week after 14 INCH DICK TURBO left Nebraska for the season. Goddam this poo poo was dope. One of my favorite posts was Mr. Dick, who was in transit from the west coast saying "slow down guys, gently caress, this shits going to be done by the time I get there....."
Welp, falser words ain't been spoken very often....

Also, when this gets up and running again, I'll see what I can conjure up to send down to the dick to help the cause.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...
A cold case of Mingus Dew would probably be appreciated.

briefcasefullof
Sep 25, 2004
[This Space for Rent]
Quinn's going to be busy with that hooker for a while...

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

A cold case of Mingus Dew would probably be appreciated.

Thats probably some TV reference that I don't get. OOOooorrrrr, if thats some newfangled slag word for Mountain Dew, I'd rather send the dude something healthy like a carton of smokes.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
You just gotta keep cool and figure out a plan. You've been in tighter scrapes than this.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
Theyre still quoting Sealab 2020 like morons

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Once again your stupidity has killed us all!

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Chopper Dave, we have uh-oh, over.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

UH OH!

Adiabatic posted:

Theyre still quoting Sealab 2020 like morons

No we're not. :colbert:

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Feb 28, 2017

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
I can't wait for the next installment, but I understand it'll be a bit. That's okay.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I've been thinking. I hear Nebraska is nice this time of year.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

DICK DICER posted:

I've been thinking. I hear Nebraska is nice this time of year.

complete the quest frodo

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

DICK DICER posted:

I've been thinking. I hear Nebraska is nice this time of year.

Start packing.

Torn Quad Jones
Nov 2, 2011
https://youtu.be/IxVgihOTKzE?t=1m45s

Torn Quad Jones fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Mar 12, 2017

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

DICK DICER posted:

I've been thinking. I hear Nebraska is nice this time of year.

Welcome to Valentine!
SMALL TOWN, BIG ADVENTURE
It’s a place unlike any other. This region is an outdoor enthusiast’s dream. From rolling sandhills to the winding Niobrara River, there’s always adventure around the bend.
The area has so much to offer. Hiking, horseback riding, nationally acclaimed canoeing, tubing, kayaking, hunting, fishing, camping—there’s never a dull moment. And it’s all wrapped up in the scenic beauty Cherry County is famous for.

So what are you waiting for? Get out and enjoy all that Valentine has to offer.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

DICK DICER posted:

I've been thinking. I hear Nebraska is nice this time of year.

You heard wrong. Give it another month or two.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
So this truck is now a legal landmark in Valentine you are going to need a permit to move it.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Welcome to Valentine!
SMALL TOWN, BIG ADVENTURE
It’s a place unlike any other. This region is an outdoor enthusiast’s dream. From rolling sandhills to the winding Niobrara River, there’s always adventure around the bend.
The area has so much to offer. Hiking, horseback riding, nationally acclaimed canoeing, tubing, kayaking, hunting, fishing, camping—there’s never a dull moment. And it’s all wrapped up in the scenic beauty Cherry County is famous for.

So what are you waiting for? Get out and enjoy all that Valentine has to offer.

The old man at Needful things APA just looked up from his catalogue because he just cant quite figure out why he suddenly felt so uneasy

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

DICK DICER posted:

The old man at Needful things APA just looked up from his catalogue because he just cant quite figure out why he suddenly felt so uneasy

:lol:

"I felt a great disturbance... as if dozens of goons had cried out in great joy... and then had expectations set of an entertaining spring."

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
April is Coming.TM

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.

Fermented Tinal posted:

April is Cumming.TM

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Sinestro posted:

April is Cumming.TM


@April_Cumming

Sarah Cenia
Apr 2, 2008

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
I have a question about the Jimmy way earlier in the thread...
Why does it sound so badass? Is it modded? Open exhaust?

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

Glass packs? Used to be, glass packs were cheaper than a stock Chevy muffler, so when you did exhaust work you tended to swap to packs.

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

IIRC It had the best exhaust, none at all.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Shrugs Not Drugs posted:

IIRC It had the best exhaust, none at all.

I worked on a Mazda 929 years ago (I think it was called a Sentia in the states?) that among other things had a pretty badly rotted out exhaust. I tore a bunch of stuff off, fixed a bunch of stuff, and then drove it out to the parking lot while I waited on parts. All it had was headers, and the noise was enough to bring everyone out of the dealership showroom to see, because it sounded like a drag engine from hell.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

929s were sold as 929s here too. :v:

The Jimmy sounded like no cats + glass packs to me. :iiam:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I had a 929 and recently tried to buy another!

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Rhyno posted:

I had a 929 and recently tried to buy another!

Amateur

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

Rhyno posted:

I had a 929 and recently tried to buy another!

The vent awaits you still.

katka
Apr 18, 2008

:roboluv::h: :awesomelon: :h::roboluv:
Well I finally caught up on this thread after spending several days reading it. Sad I missed it while it was happening but it was still a hell of a ride.

Awesome work everyone! And thanks for bringing us on of the best threads on SA in some while. Also glad 14" decided to do the sensible thing and head home for a well earned rest. I was getting scared for a bit he was going to try to drive it to FL with questionable brakes.

This thread has really made me want to get out and work on my own projects. If only I wasn't so drat broke and busy all the time. It did get me to finally watch fury road though. Man that was an awesome movie.

P.s. 14" how happy was you kitty to see you?

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

katka posted:

Well I finally caught up on this thread after spending several days reading it. Sad I missed it while it was happening but it was still a hell of a ride.

Awesome work everyone! And thanks for bringing us on of the best threads on SA in some while. Also glad 14" decided to do the sensible thing and head home for a well earned rest. I was getting scared for a bit he was going to try to drive it to FL with questionable brakes.

This thread has really made me want to get out and work on my own projects. If only I wasn't so drat broke and busy all the time. It did get me to finally watch fury road though. Man that was an awesome movie.

P.s. 14" how happy was you kitty to see you?

Dude you need to make it over to the Dr. Deglove thread. Enjoy the ride!

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

everdave posted:

Dude you need to make it over to the Dr. Deglove thread. Enjoy the ride!

I sort of envy people who can experience the 14 INCH RIDE from the start.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



everdave posted:

Dude you need to make it over to the Dr. Deglove thread. Enjoy the ride!

Oh goddamnit why am I just finding this. And thanks :)

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Seat Safety Switch posted:

I sort of envy people who can experience the 14 INCH RIDE from the start.

I experienced 14" from the psychlobe days, and it's been a hell of a ride..

Like I said to my goon brother, 14" always has the answer to "how much worse can it get".

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IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





tater_salad posted:

I experienced 14" from the psychlobe days, and it's been a hell of a ride..

Like I said to my goon brother, 14" always has the answer to "how much worse can it get".

That answer always being a maniacal laugh.

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