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Mar 9, 2017 23:56
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I'm glad to see they've cut down the "keeping a secret from the team then telling them way too late" arc down to a crisp 8 minutes these days
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Mar 10, 2017 00:02
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Savitar is the offspring of rip hunter and gideon, only made possible by the misuse of the spear of destiny.
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Mar 10, 2017 01:29
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Space Crabs posted:
I suggested this a month ago and it's still the most likely solution since they keep failing to change the future.
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Mar 10, 2017 05:58
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I still can't believe Cisco hasn't played Chrono Trigger. Motherfucker should have heard of a goddamn doppel doll.
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Mar 10, 2017 06:12
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Bozart posted:Savitar is the offspring of rip hunter and gideon, only made possible by the misuse of the spear of destiny. Certainly explains why he looks like a Transformer
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Mar 10, 2017 06:20
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DoctorWhat posted:I still can't believe Cisco hasn't played Chrono Trigger. Motherfucker should have heard of a goddamn doppel doll. Yeah, for the myriad of things Heroes did wrong (chief among them being "outliving Kings"), it at least made sure that Hiro Nakamura was canonically a fan of Chrono Trigger, the only time travel story that matters 
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Mar 10, 2017 06:26
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Invalid Validation posted:I fully expect Barry to change time again so he and Iris aren't together anymore. I loving hope so. It's the most cringe-worthy relationship ever. It's also one-sided as hell, where Barry is the one who always does the heavy lifting by going out of his way to cook breakfast, decorate the house in candles and flowers, etc. etc. and of course Iris "rewards" him with a kiss. Ugh. I want Iris to contribute something to the team. You know, something other than the occasional pep-talk. Back in Season 1 they played around with the idea of her being a kickass investigative reporter, and Season 2 even started with a scene where she was literally dodging bullets from bad guys, but this season she has been a lame damsel in distress whose only job is to be Barry's SO.  I miss Patty and Linda. They were both cool as hell, and Patty especially was a real badass in her own right.
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Mar 11, 2017 09:44
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Patty was amazing simply for how quickly she was loving done with Barry immediately after she settled her business with Weather Wizard.  Like, I half expected her to throw in a  to Barry as she hopped on the train.
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Mar 11, 2017 10:01
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nine-gear crow posted:Patty was amazing simply for how quickly she was loving done with Barry immediately after she settled her business with Weather Wizard. If I remember correctly, that was because she signed on with another show and the writers had to somewhat hastily write her off. Many of us in this thread commented on it. She and Barry had excellent chemistry though. Like she was this dork who had a huge crush on Barry because he was a super-dork and she played that role really, really well.
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Mar 11, 2017 10:10
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enraged_camel posted:If I remember correctly, that was because she signed on with another show and the writers had to somewhat hastily write her off. Many of us in this thread commented on it. Oh. I wasn't aware of the background details regarding her departure, so it just came off to me like they just wrapped up her storyline and then she hilariously high-tailed it from the show for no reason. You're right though, I remember thinking her and Barry had way better chemistry than Iris ever did with him. I just remember when she left so suddenly going "oh, well, that was an absolute waste of half an otherwise decent season." So yeah that does clear a few things up.
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Mar 11, 2017 10:56
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enraged_camel posted:I loving hope so. It's the most cringe-worthy relationship ever. It's also one-sided as hell, where Barry is the one who always does the heavy lifting by going out of his way to cook breakfast, decorate the house in candles and flowers, etc. etc. and of course Iris "rewards" him with a kiss. Ugh. At least they somewhat acknowledged Barry's overbearing behavior lately, he's trying to compress their entire relationship into a few months because he's all neurotic about Iris probably dying. She called him on it and told him to back off and give her some space, it's something. (Of course a syrupy tru-wuv-conquers-all resolution is probably coming at the end of the season  )
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Mar 11, 2017 17:09
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Wally is literally the worst. He went a couple episodes without being literally the whiniest baby in the universe, but then he made up for that in spades this episode. It's like he couldn't contain anymore pent up whininess and just exploded. I was happy when it looked like Savitar killed him, but then it turns out he's still alive and I became sad
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Mar 13, 2017 02:38
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Savitar is Wally.
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Mar 13, 2017 04:15
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enraged_camel posted:I loving hope so. It's the most cringe-worthy relationship ever. It's also one-sided as hell, where Barry is the one who always does the heavy lifting by going out of his way to cook breakfast, decorate the house in candles and flowers, etc. etc. and of course Iris "rewards" him with a kiss. Ugh. I wonder how a normal person would ever feel like an equal to a super powered person. Of course breakfast is done, it takes him the blink of an eye. Decorating would take her all day, and he'd probably stop in at home during breaks at work. If I'm dating a speedster you're drat right you're bringing food home and it better be pizza from motherfucking Venice.
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Mar 13, 2017 05:51
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Grem posted:I wonder how a normal person would ever feel like an equal to a super powered person. Of course breakfast is done, it takes him the blink of an eye. Okay, but, seriously: how does he get a toaster to toast bread faster?!?
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Mar 13, 2017 11:12
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Duke Chin posted:Okay, but, seriously: how does he get a toaster to toast bread faster?!? Speedforce
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Mar 13, 2017 11:38
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Grem posted:I wonder how a normal person would ever feel like an equal to a super powered person. Of course breakfast is done, it takes him the blink of an eye. Decorating would take her all day, and he'd probably stop in at home during breaks at work. If I'm dating a speedster you're drat right you're bringing food home and it better be pizza from motherfucking Venice. You meant Naples right? I mean if you're going to run all the way to Italy to get pizza you might as well get it from the part of Italy it's from, otherwise you'll be getting lovely tourist pizza.
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Mar 13, 2017 12:10
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Duke Chin posted:Okay, but, seriously: how does he get a toaster to toast bread faster?!? He opens a wormhole to two minutes ago and puts the toast in.
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Mar 13, 2017 14:21
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The Lord Bude posted:You meant Naples right? I mean if you're going to run all the way to Italy to get pizza you might as well get it from the part of Italy it's from, otherwise you'll be getting lovely tourist pizza. I'm pretty sure there's good pizza in Venice. I don't think the entire city of Venice is conspiring to only eat bad pizza forever as some weird conspiracy to trick foreigners into eating bad pizza too.
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Mar 13, 2017 15:14
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Guy Goodbody posted:I'm pretty sure there's good pizza in Venice. I don't think the entire city of Venice is conspiring to only eat bad pizza forever as some weird conspiracy to trick foreigners into eating bad pizza too. Things are different in Europe. Cuisine is highly region specific. Venice and Naples might as well be different countries.
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Mar 13, 2017 15:34
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Bozart posted:Savitar is the offspring of rip hunter and gideon, only made possible by the misuse of the spear of destiny. 
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Mar 13, 2017 15:44
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The Lord Bude posted:Things are different in Europe. Cuisine is highly region specific. Venice and Naples might as well be different countries. You think Iris can tell the difference between Venice and Naples pizza? Like she's jet-setting around and trying local European cuisines on the 37 dollars a month she got in her blog's tip jar. Barry probably just ran to the other side of Central City and got the pizza there.
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Mar 13, 2017 16:11
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Duke Chin posted:Okay, but, seriously: how does he get a toaster to toast bread faster?!? "But what if I can't toast FAST ENOUGH?" -the Toaster, through tears
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Mar 13, 2017 16:33
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Licarn posted:Speedforce Specifically, he puts kinetic energy into the toaster, or possibly into the toast.
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Mar 13, 2017 18:11
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It's time remnant toast, it knows it must be eaten
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Mar 13, 2017 18:39
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Barry rubs the bread between his thighs.
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Mar 13, 2017 19:59
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Space Crabs posted:It's time remnant toast, it knows it must be eaten He only hadto make breakfast once. Every successive breakfast is a time remnant.
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Mar 13, 2017 20:09
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Duke Chin posted:Okay, but, seriously: how does he get a toaster to toast bread faster?!? By being very careful with it when he puts the toast in.
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Mar 13, 2017 20:16
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he gets the toaster to toast bread faster the same way he can pour 20+ coffees in 1 second the coffee machine and toaster are also speedsters
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Mar 13, 2017 20:17
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Everyone in CC will be a speedster eventually.
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Mar 13, 2017 20:19
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Guy Goodbody posted:I'm pretty sure there's good pizza in Venice. I don't think the entire city of Venice is conspiring to only eat bad pizza forever as some weird conspiracy to trick foreigners into eating bad pizza too. I'm pretty sure 90% of Venice is just tourist trap garbage food and Barry will just forget about Oliver's advice to case the city first to find all the good places to go before running in
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Mar 13, 2017 20:32
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Grem posted:I wonder how a normal person would ever feel like an equal to a super powered person. Of course breakfast is done, it takes him the blink of an eye. Decorating would take her all day, and he'd probably stop in at home during breaks at work. If I'm dating a speedster you're drat right you're bringing food home and it better be pizza from motherfucking Venice. Okay, but at the end of episode 14 Jesse also made Wally go out and get burgers, and this is despite the fact that they both have superpowers. So the show clearly has a theme of guys treating their girlfriends like princesses.
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Mar 13, 2017 21:30
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enraged_camel posted:Okay, but at the end of episode 14 Jesse also made Wally go out and get burgers, and this is despite the fact that they both have superpowers. I don't think any of the Flash writers have ever kissed a girl.
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Mar 13, 2017 21:33
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Guy Goodbody posted:I don't think any of the Flash writers have ever kissed a girl. Well they have but it was their sister which is how they came up with the Iris/Barry/Joe dynamic.
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Mar 13, 2017 21:36
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Guy Goodbody posted:I don't think any of the Flash writers have ever kissed a girl. The writers are SA goons?
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Mar 14, 2017 00:26
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bentacos posted:The writers are SA goons? No, but I'm drat sure Legends of Tomorrow's writers are 
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Mar 14, 2017 00:28
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Guy Goodbody posted:I'm pretty sure there's good pizza in Venice. I don't think the entire city of Venice is conspiring to only eat bad pizza forever as some weird conspiracy to trick foreigners into eating bad pizza too. 
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Mar 14, 2017 02:48
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Tiggum posted:Well, if you're making that argument, Central City probably has some good pizza places too. Or just New York. New York exists, right? It's not some casualty of how DC has weird fake cities everywhere?
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Mar 14, 2017 03:15
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Xealot posted:Or just New York. Kyle Rayner and the Titans have been based there. I think Guy Gardner's bar was there as well.
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