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Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Popelmon posted:

Does Weeds count? Christ that show was terrible after season 3.

I helped.

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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

DrVenkman posted:

HIMYM is probably the good standard, and while those early seasons were pretty good, Lily never stopped being an awful, selfish and petty character.

Hers was definitely the first case of character assassination, while Marshall survived relatively unscathed until they turned him into a manchild (I've never been surprised that Segel was the last person to sign for the final season), but Ted is just the ultimate in "how can we make this guy even more loathsome?" (Especially beginning in the middle seasons, when they started adding in a ton of subtext to suggest that he'd been in love with Lily this whole time, too, not just Robin.)

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
I've seen maybe a dozen episodes of HIMYM.

My favorite thing related to it is Jason Segal giving it poo poo in This is the End.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


The first few seasons of HIMYM spoke to me in my mid-20s.

I don't have anything nice to late about the later seasons.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Snak posted:

My favorite thing related to it is Jason Segal giving it poo poo in This is the End.

Yeah, he was miserable on it for the last few years and made it clear around the seventh season that he'd fulfill his contract for the eighth and then walk. They finally convinced him to return with a decent pay raise and a promise that they'd give him some new meat to chew on (which is why he spends like 75 percent of the season trying to get to Farhampton for the wedding, instead of being with the gang for more of the same yet again).

Josh Lyman posted:

The first few seasons of HIMYM spoke to me in my mid-20s.

The Marshall / Lily breakup storyline is still hard for me to watch, because five years ago, that was me -- I got laid off and my wife and I were on the rocks, so rather than stick around in Wisconsin and fight, I took a job in Baltimore and lived there for a year (and I even said some of the same moronic "we need to find ourselves" bullshit). She didn't have to let me come back home.

Timby fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Mar 13, 2017

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Timby posted:

The ninth season is all about Robin and Barney's wedding weekend.

The finale does a lot of time-jumping but, as I recall, they get divorced, Barney becomes a father from a random hookup, Ted and the Mother have their kids, then in voiceover Ted says that she got sick and died, and we see the scene where Ted and the Mother meet at the train station. After "and that, kids, is how I met your mother," then the kids convince Future Ted (Radnor in some of the most hilarious "aged" makeup I've ever seen, and it's horribly awkwardly stitched with footage of the kids shot in season 2) to go bang Robin, so he shows up at her door with the blue French horn, last shot is of him holding it up at her window smiling, cut to black.

So, short version: It's an hour-long wet fart in the middle of church.

Edit:

God drat it, NINE seasons?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Rhyno posted:

God drat it, NINE seasons?

After being on the brink of cancellation for the first few years (which is why they kept introducing potential backup Mothers like Victoria), it suddenly became a ratings hit and CBS desperately wanted to keep it going for as long as humanly possible.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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I didn't even realize it was on for so long. I guess I watched it for much longer than 3 seasons and now I hate myself.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Timby posted:

The ninth season is all about Robin and Barney's wedding weekend.

The finale does a lot of time-jumping but, as I recall, they get divorced, Barney becomes a father from a random hookup, Ted and the Mother have their kids, then in voiceover Ted says that she got sick and died, and we see the scene where Ted and the Mother meet at the train station. After "and that, kids, is how I met your mother," then the kids convince Future Ted (Radnor in some of the most hilarious "aged" makeup I've ever seen, and it's horribly awkwardly stitched with footage of the kids shot in season 2) to go bang Robin, so he shows up at her door with the blue French horn, last shot is of him holding it up at her window smiling, cut to black.

So, short version: It's an hour-long wet fart in the middle of church.

Edit:

And the most infuriating thing is that they had a perfectly servicable ending all ready to go but decided to go with the bizarre notion that the last 9 years of the show were about him asking his kids if it was ok to bone his ex.

http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/alternate-how-i-met-your-mother-ending-leaks-20140906

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
American Crime season 3 started and is getting crazy good press which reminded me that I never watched season 2 and dammit I'm still trying to work through the mountain of stuff I've missed since Zelda came out but I definitely wanna go back and watch that one too.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
HIMYM was strongest when dabbling in its own mythology. The Robin Sparkles/Slap Bet episodes are good because they escaped the typical sitcom stuff and weren't afraid to be a little weird. A lot of the moments meant to be sweet or heartwarming never landed for me, at least not as well as the same moments in a show like Parks and Rec. In fact, the only thing I remember from the show where I was like "thats a genuinely sweet thing to do" was Barney flying across country to get Lily back for Marshall, mainly because NPH nailed the whole thing. HIMYM is a frustrating show for me to talk about it. It had so much potential, and it reached it a few times, just enough to make me keep watching. Then just when I thought, ok this is just another average sitcom it took a big diarrhea poo poo all over itself in the last seasons.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Oh man, I had forgotten about this. Recently, I was hanging out with my friend while she was buying a car. While we were waiting for the sales staff to keep wasting our time, there was an episode of HIMYM on tv in their lounge. It was embarrassing to be in front of the tv. It was an episode where there was some kind of bet where Barney really wanted to see Lily's boobs. It was just vulgar.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

HIMYM's ending was perfectly in line with the entire series. Dude spent 9 years talking about 1 girl, and the mother only ever as an aside.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

swickles posted:

HIMYM was strongest when dabbling in its own mythology. The Robin Sparkles/Slap Bet episodes are good because they escaped the typical sitcom stuff and weren't afraid to be a little weird. A lot of the moments meant to be sweet or heartwarming never landed for me, at least not as well as the same moments in a show like Parks and Rec. In fact, the only thing I remember from the show where I was like "thats a genuinely sweet thing to do" was Barney flying across country to get Lily back for Marshall, mainly because NPH nailed the whole thing. HIMYM is a frustrating show for me to talk about it. It had so much potential, and it reached it a few times, just enough to make me keep watching. Then just when I thought, ok this is just another average sitcom it took a big diarrhea poo poo all over itself in the last seasons.

Yeah, when it went whole hog with a concept episode, it was great. (Generally, anyway -- the last Slap Bet episode is just all sorts of terrible.) Like you said, the Robin Sparkles one, or when Robin "goes Canadian," or the "Murtaugh list." But, man, when it decided to take a poo poo on itself, like that abominable Band or DJ episode, holy poo poo could it get bad.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

The final season still comes off a giant trolling exercise of an audience to me. It's so intentionally lovely to the audience.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

MacheteZombie posted:

The final season still comes off a giant trolling exercise of an audience to me. It's so intentionally lovely to the audience.

I still think it was Bays and Thomas being just utterly stubborn about sticking to their plan. "drat it, we decided seven years ago that the kids were going to tell Ted to go bang Robin in 2030, and we filmed it, so, by God, we're going to use it."

:v: "Uh, we just spent the last, like, three or four seasons illustrating exactly why Ted and Robin are completely wrong for each other."

:yarr: "FULL POWER, drat YOU!"

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010

Timby posted:

I know that Dexter is probably the gold standard for dramas, but is there a sitcom that flew off the rails so spectacularly as How I Met Your Mother? Those last three, maybe four seasons are just astounding in how bad they are.

The Office is the best recent example for this in it's later seasons, just terrible and nothing like what made me enjoy the earlier seasons so much

less laughter
May 7, 2012

Accelerock & Roll

savinhill posted:

The Office is the best recent example for this in it's later seasons, just terrible and nothing like what made me enjoy the earlier seasons so much

And then the final season bounces back again just like Scrubs.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Wheat Loaf posted:

No way, you don't want to do that. Even if the mythology arc goes a bit funny, William B. Davis is always good fun in it.

Cancer Man himself isn't the problem, but he's an indicator of what kind of episode it's going to be. Every episode about THE CONSPIRACY feels like such a waste of time. Not only are they kinda dull on their face, I also know that poo poo never goes anywhere in the end. I enjoy the one-offs way, way more.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
It's not that it doesn't go anywhere. It goes everywhere! It's great.

The first movie is every conspiracy rolled into one and it's amazing. Even though it makes literally no sense.

I love the meta-aspect of the main conspiracies. "The Black Oil"? It's got 4 different origin stories. It doesn't matter, because it's "The Black Oil". It's a great thing. It's always gonna be black oil and it's always gonna do black oil-esque things.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
The HIMYM ending only seems to work if you pretend that about half the show didn't happen. I can see why they would film it back in Season 2 if they thought that it was only going to run for 3 or 4 seasons, but to get all the way to Season 9 and think that yeah, this ending still totally works. Still, NPH was consistently pretty great, even when they gave him some very questionable things to work with.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I love how the X-Files even predicted the whole "bee conspiracy" craze of the 00s.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

precision posted:

I love how the X-Files even predicted the whole "bee conspiracy" craze of the 00s.

If only the X-Files bee conspiracy was real. In Fight the Future, the bee conspiracy is that special bees can grow crops really well in adverse conditions because of pollination skills. Or something. It was all very dumb. But the idea of a government conspiracy to end world hunger is like, the least sinister government conspiracy I've ever heard of. I'm sure it was for profit.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Snak posted:

It's not that it doesn't go anywhere. It goes everywhere! It's great.

The first movie is every conspiracy rolled into one and it's amazing. Even though it makes literally no sense.

I love the meta-aspect of the main conspiracies. "The Black Oil"? It's got 4 different origin stories. It doesn't matter, because it's "The Black Oil". It's a great thing. It's always gonna be black oil and it's always gonna do black oil-esque things.

I guess the thing is that I don't have any fondness for conspiracy theories, fictional or otherwise.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Lurdiak posted:

I guess the thing is that I don't have any fondness for conspiracy theories, fictional or otherwise.

Man, that's like. 3/4 of X-Files.

Like, I would ask why you're even watching X-Files, but of course there are some stand alone episodes that don't really have a conspiracy aspect to them. But not a lot. Even monster of the week ones have a coverup by some company or something.

I mean, it's a good show, keep watching it.

But like.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I enjoy the characters!

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Lurdiak posted:

I enjoy the characters!

Yeah, I get it. That's a good reason to watch the show. The best, reason, even.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

swickles posted:

Man, then thats bizarre. Maybe they just got fatigued.
I think the problem was they had their idea for how it would end, but then they kept making more seasons, and by the time they came back to Ted and Robin they'd had multiple final break-ups, there'd been a whole romance with Barney and Robin, and it was just stupid and nobody wanted Ted and Robin to get together anymore.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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There was a certain point where Duchovny started having more fun with the character and the show becomes far more enjoyable. I can't even pinpoint it, he was suddenly just so much more fun to watch.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

DrVenkman posted:

Still, NPH was consistently pretty great, even when they gave him some very questionable things to work with.

Yeah, he always managed to make a complete sociopath / monstrous human being of a character watchable, which is impressive.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Probably not far after the writers gave Molder his porn addiction.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Rhyno posted:

There was a certain point where Duchovny started having more fun with the character and the show becomes far more enjoyable. I can't even pinpoint it, he was suddenly just so much more fun to watch.

A lot of the episodes I remember fondly are ones that take the piss out of the show or characters to various degrees. The genie episode, the vampire town, the double abduction episode...

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

CBS has ordered directly to series a single camera spinoff of Big Bang Theory called Young Sheldon and the pilot will be directed by Jon Favreau.


Which one of you asked for this poo poo?

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
My favorite Mulder moment in the entire show is when he's spooning orange juice concentrate into a flask of vodka in his motel room.

I did this to sneak into the theater when X-Files: I Want to Believe came out. Both were terrible.

It was great.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

GreenNight posted:

Probably not far after the writers gave Molder his porn addiction.

Doesn't that happen in, like, the second season, when Scully and the Lone Gunmen think Mulder's dead so they investigate his apartment?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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X-O posted:

CBS has ordered directly to series a single camera spinoff of Big Bang Theory called Young Sheldon and the pilot will be directed by Jon Favreau.


Which one of you asked for this poo poo?

As I said previously, this show is set in the past so every episode there will be no less than three references to actual events that the characters could have no possibly knowledge of.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Maybe? I've been going through a re-watch over the past 2 years but am struggling to get through season 8.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

X-O posted:

Which one of you asked for this poo poo?

The 20 million people or whatever who watch that show every week?

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Timby posted:

Doesn't that happen in, like, the second season, when Scully and the Lone Gunmen think Mulder's dead so they investigate his apartment?

I'm pretty sure there are hints in the first season. It's a running joke for a long time.

also, I lied: I cannot pick a favorite Mulder moment.

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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Snak posted:

also, I lied: I cannot pick a favorite Mulder moment.

:drac: Get out of the car.
:v: Why? The upholstery's already ruined.
:drac: GET OUT OF THE CAR

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