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Palpek posted:After some googling it turns out that apparently some guy who has a 3D blog made a single CG image where a banana exposes himself in front of 2 other fruit and then Chinese companies started mass-producing plushies/sex toys based on that without any concent from the author. There's no cartoon, just that single image from some guy's portfolio, it's really weird. LOL. Evil Banana must just speak to them.
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Blue Train posted:Unless he got the 4 pack for 9 dollars it don't matter. Will women find my penis more attractive in them all wangs look fly in AC dickbags
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There's a cold weather warning here tonight, so I figured it's a good time to look for a new hat - Winter cat hat  Best Deal High Quality Funny Handmade Children's Creative Hip Hop Hair Wig Hats Knit Caps Kid Hats Gift 2016  big eyes sharp new eyelash wool hat  Pikachu?  Novelty Emoji Face Funny Expressions Hat Stool Shape Costume Party Hat Caps  Novelty Unique Face Mask Beanie Hat From the product description: Have you ever saw a hat cool than this? It is a fun and warm gift for your friend! super-cool and funny! Every hat is hand-made, it is not easy to make it.... Hight-quality, Warm and Comfortable! This is a handmade Beanie knitted in the design of "UGLY" and is suitable for an older child or adult with a sense of fun. So how could you miss it!  Crochet Kooky Mask Maybe some new slippers too -  To match your poop hat  Logs, to match your new rock cushions "Adult" slippers  And some underwear with a great product name:Sexy men's underwear thong T pants * bound rocket * transparent energy-saving Dick temptation
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They have a health care section. Of course they do. Eagle claw back scratcher! Sadly it does not come with an american flag sticker. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New...2670366765.html  Hot Sale Finger Massage Ring Acupuncture Ring Health Care Body Massager Relax Hand Massage Finger lose Weight https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1Pc...2688427521.html  No, it's not a sex thing. It's a Health Care Silicone Anti Snoring Tongue Retaining Device Snore Solution Sleep Breathing Apnea Night Guard Aid Stop Snore Sleeve. You stick your tongue in it to not snore. There are no pictures of this device in use. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hea...2787624841.html
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Facebook Aunt posted:They have a health care section. Of course they do. Well, I guess if you're not breathing, you won't be snoring. 
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Krakox posted:I just wish I could find cute discount underwear to prance around in. The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > AliExpress! ... I just wish I could find cute discount underwear to prance around in.
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I found a great item for making everyone at your next BBQ intensely uncomfortable. Sorta https://www.aliexpress.com/item/new...9e032d1f7&tpp=1
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getting the eagle for my 4th of July party 
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Everything's bigger in Michigan.
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Mar 13, 2017 19:41
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Nothin' but deers and beers in Michigan.
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thanks to this thread I have spent $20 on this chinese ebay thing and now have 8 million items slowly finding their way across the ocean to me (someday maybe) This haul includes; A bunch of washy tape Those adult coloring books ($20 in store, $1 on here) Some vinyl car cover thing to fix my lovely roof a sweet goku decal for my PS4 a custom flag a bunch of studio ghibli merch some USSR and Chinese propaganda posters some notebooks I think I forgot a few things actually. This rules.
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What is washy tape?
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:a custom flag Got a link to which one you got? I love flags.
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Snowy posted:Got a link to which one you got? I love flags. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/free-shipping-custom-flag-90-x-150-cm-Polyester-Customize-Flags-And-Banners/32672360918.html is the seller I used, I can't vouch for it yet but it has good reviews ...and the pitch! posted:What is washy tape? I meant washi tape, that masking tape but with nice pictures that my wife uses for scrapbooking stuff - https://www.aliexpress.com/item/5J1...2702691131.html
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:I meant washi tape, that masking tape but with nice pictures that my wife uses for scrapbooking stuff - https://www.aliexpress.com/item/5J1...2702691131.html I would have had the same question. Thanks!
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...and the pitch! posted:I would have had the same question. Thanks! She uses heaps of the stuff so I grabbed like 5 or 6 rolls that look super cool and when they arrive in 2072 I'm gonna look super attentive and caring, buying stuff from Chinese factory workers is cool
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:thanks to this thread I have spent $20 on this chinese ebay thing and now have 8 million items slowly finding their way across the ocean to me (someday maybe) 10 days after ordering I already have 2 of 12 items. UV torch works great and came with absolutely zero warnings about shining it in your eyes all day. GBS approved!  https://www.aliexpress.com/item/The-simpsons-krusty-the-clown-it-s-good-enough-tee-shirt-cartoon-fashion-brand-new/32264745850.html
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I feel like this was covered, but I could not find it with Picks posts... what about nail polish? My wife wants to get like 20 bottles for a bachelorette party, and I don't have good brand recs for her. Anyone have any advice?
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Snowmankilla posted:I feel like this was covered, but I could not find it with Picks posts... what about nail polish? My wife wants to get like 20 bottles for a bachelorette party, and I don't have good brand recs for her. Anyone have any advice? Some people recommended BornPretty, which is basically a storefront for an AliExpress seller - and they do carry nail polish. There might be some discussion in the nail art thread in YLLS, too. Other than that, don't be afraid to try a new seller if they have good reviews 
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be good and try hard! 
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:thanks to this thread I have spent $20 on this chinese ebay thing and now have 8 million items slowly finding their way across the ocean to me (someday maybe) I did this too, because my first chinese christmas arrived today (I ordered in january) Everything was pretty much exactly like the pictures so I spent another 25 bucks on earrings shaped like little elephants Beekeeping and You fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Mar 13, 2017 |
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i like the bluntness of the titles. if you go to walmart or whatever they have the "big and tall" area so fat guys can at least pretend they need those sizes cause they are tall, but china is just like "fat guy pants" also note they couldnt find a fat guy to model them
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Well to be fair, if you're bigger than a 12-year-old boy you're "fat" in China.
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44 waist is undeniably fat
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 That's not right Aliexpress, that's just not right. E: 
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Mar 13, 2017 23:47
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Getting engaged? Worried about spending too much to get a nice ring? Aliexpress has got you covered. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Who...2765871083.html Want something with a little more luxury?  https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Lux...1435176801.html With cheap jewelery there is always the worry of it turning green after a while. But there's a solution to that:  https://www.aliexpress.com/item/JUN...2745892462.html She will be speechless.
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I whole heartedly support this endeavour to stop giving money to De Beers and diamond grabbing warlords.
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Stick it to the global orthodontic cartel with this handy device! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Uti...2429142937.html In only 6 months you too could have results like these!  
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Anne Whateley posted:Hey My Pale Goth Skin (or anyone), I finally decided I want a bunch of Born Pretty stamping plates. Do you know if Aliexpress, Wish, or ebay generally has the best prices & decent quality? I haven't bought knockoff plates from anywhere but Wish. It seems they're all the same, and the prices fluctuate, so I'd say go with whoever has the best prices & shipping time, tbh Reminder: both of the large rectangular stamping plates I bought via Wish came with finger-slicing sharp edges. I already have a set of small metal files for jewelry stuff, but if you're file-less, you may want to get a cheapo set (Aliexpress, Walmart, your call) just in case. I'm talking razor-sharp, I didn't know I was cut until I saw the blood. Not something you can work around. My only other stamping plates are from MoYou London, which is kinda on the other end of the spectrum, so I have no idea if it's normal for cheapo plates to slice you up. They also don't quite have the texture and detail of the MoYou plates, but they're still good, give nice crisp images. I think you were the one interested in galaxy polishes, right? I figured out how to find them on Wish. They're all called "Starry sky" polishes on there. It brings up a ton, most Born Pretty or that other brand that looks like "Argosy" or "Albatross" or whatever. I've seen the same shade sold in a 10ml bottle marked Born Pretty, and a 16ml bottle with the other logo, so I think they're the same thing. It also brings up regular holo polishes and thermal polishes and whatever else, but makes the galaxy polishes easier to find. Snowmankilla posted:I feel like this was covered, but I could not find it with Picks posts... what about nail polish? My wife wants to get like 20 bottles for a bachelorette party, and I don't have good brand recs for her. Anyone have any advice? Wish is cheaper than AE right now, dunno how long that will last. Brand appears to be irrelevant, they're all coming from the same place. I can post links if that would be helpful.
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Also that green ring with the purple stones is probably popular due to Suicide Squad and the romanticizing of pathology that goes on with Harley & the Joker. Yuck.
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My death grips / black flag / Seinfeld mash up t shirt arrived today and it is glorious.
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whiter than a Wilco show posted:My death grips / black flag / Seinfeld mash up t shirt arrived today and it is glorious. Any idea where that design came from? It's not something Death Grips ever released right? I'm not that into them but I could use an absurd take on the Black Flag logo.
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Snowy posted:Any idea where that design came from? It's not something Death Grips ever released right? I'm not that into them but I could use an absurd take on the Black Flag logo. I'm not sure where the original came from, but I'm fairly confident it's not endorsed by Death Grips, Black Flag, Jason Alexander, or the ghost of Michael Richards' career. It looks like this:  And smells like a cross between high school science class and a rapidly spreading rash.
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Facebook Aunt posted:
Which enchantments are on this?
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Cumslut1895 posted:Which enchantments are on this? +1 copper poisoning +3 rash -2 charisma (Edit) I bought a cheap-ish soldering set, auto-ranging multimeter, and some IoT arduino poo poo because everything needs Bluetooth or wifi. Don't care if it's poo poo, it'll inevitably end up like all my other projects. Either half finished or half started. But never in a usable state. Horse Clocks fucked around with this message at 09:46 on Mar 14, 2017 |
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This caught my eye because of the weird name But the product description is absolutely amazing. There's an endless wall of crazy pictures and diagrams that show an incredible amount of thought and, apparently, science, has gone into making a pocket pussy that sells for  on the internet.edit - omg, omg, there's a video as well. This is amazing  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AH3Gdl_hoE
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"Baby mouth car silicone masturbator" 
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