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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
haha paul ryan is being thrown under the bus at least. he was a loser in 2012 and he's a loser now peddling the same shithead type of legislation

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Good, gently caress that piece of poo poo.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Jose posted:

i don’t know who jontron is and this isn’t making me lol

this is though


that’s called political courage

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Dizz posted:

Not necessarily a Trump related lol, but there's this https://www.twitch.tv/videos/128362374?t=32m08s

Jesus, who is that piece of poo poo nerd

Ed: nm, some loving lovely youtuber

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

proof of concept posted:

Get this: video game youtubers are universally retarded

Yeah I don't like to use the R Word or agree with PoC but this is pretty accurate

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Jose posted:

i don't know who jontron is and this isn't making me lol

this is though



Hmmmmmmm I wonder who they will blame

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Professor Shark posted:

Yeah I don't like to use the R Word or agree with PoC but this is pretty accurate

:respek:

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
The tie thing is extra LoL when you realize that he makes his own ties (in Giiiiiiiiina) but also has his own line of Luxury Tie Clips. It's almost as if he has no faith in his own products.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Bust Rodd posted:

The tie thing is extra LoL when you realize that he makes his own ties (in Giiiiiiiiina) but also has his own line of Luxury Tie Clips. It's almost as if he has no faith in his own products.

Those tie clips must be yuuuuge

ed:

haljordan fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Mar 14, 2017

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The dumpy shape of his torso probably makes the tie scrunch up if he sits down with a clip.
On the other hand, considering how he dresses in general I put it down to him just being a schlub.

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage
Well the next POTUS will have ample opportunity to make America great again!


Hmm Danish, or Swiss, or maybe Maltese, Indonesian?

White hand on red background .. Saruman!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/theleanover/status/841429717647519745?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
That doesn't scan, because the Simpsons con man guy was extremely charismatic and likable whereas Paul Ryan is Paul Ryan

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i was about to say paul ryan looks like a dead eyed scumbag compared to the handsome monorail conman. (also just by himself no comparison needed he looks that same way)

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Also concepts like MONO = ONE and RAIL = RAIL are far too complex for most Trump voters (or Trump himself) to grasp

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
Even when they win they lose.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!






This technology is new to me but we believe that's president trump in the oven, rotating slowly.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
lol trump has never been within 50 feet of a microwave

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Be nice, you will do much better!

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Dizz posted:

Not necessarily a Trump related lol, but there's this https://www.twitch.tv/videos/128362374?t=32m08s

Lol that chart he shares is meant to show how white people will become a minority by ~2040, but if you move the 2060 column next to the other groups white people are still larger than every other group,

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TheMostFrench posted:

Lol that chart he shares is meant to show how white people will become a minority by ~2040, but if you move the 2060 column next to the other groups white people are still larger than every other group,



Anyone remember that 90s as gently caress show Time Trax?

I kind of liked how in the future white people were the minority but the future was generally pretty awesome anyway.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

TheMostFrench posted:

Lol that chart he shares is meant to show how white people will become a minority by ~2040, but if you move the 2060 column next to the other groups white people are still larger than every other group,



lmao, hispanics will already be considered white by 2040, just like the irish& italians. what this graph shows is that blacks and asians are gonna shrink in relative size and importance in the future compared to whites

crime weed
Nov 9, 2009
I'm really glad this graph exists - its the perfect litmus test for racism.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
some classic trump

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/257552283850653696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/258262904091058176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Methanar posted:

Did trump actually get away with this type of stuff when he was a CEO. Or has he really cranked the show's intensity in the last year.

If you look at what the Trump organization has actually done, you'll find that Donald Trump wasn't much of a CEO. How much actual brainpower and time do you think he spent on "Should I put my name on steaks and tie clips"? That kind of decision is on the same level as when a sports agent gives an Olympic runner two cereal box choices and says "Which one do you want to have your face on?"; you can make that kind of decision while you're making a sandwich.

Trump's Atlantic City casino? He pocketed a ton of money while he ran it into the ground, but do you think he actually poured over the minutiae of legal documents himself, or do you think he hired a team of lawyers to ask "How can I legally make as much money as possible here" and then just did what they said to do.

He had a big role in The Apprentice, but given what we've seen of Trump now in an actual leadership role, does anybody think he was actually making the gears turn there? Or is it more likely he was having other people run most of it while he claims he did more?

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
I assume he delegates most things and then makes a decision because he's a real businessman who has no time for these things

the rest of his time is spent watching tv and eating meatloaf in a gold chair

tee hee
* child shows off birthday gift, slow clapping starts *
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/841392683625172992/photo/1

Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Mar 14, 2017

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Tumble posted:

If you look at what the Trump organization has actually done, you'll find that Donald Trump wasn't much of a CEO. How much actual brainpower and time do you think he spent on "Should I put my name on steaks and tie clips"? That kind of decision is on the same level as when a sports agent gives an Olympic runner two cereal box choices and says "Which one do you want to have your face on?"; you can make that kind of decision while you're making a sandwich.

Trump's Atlantic City casino? He pocketed a ton of money while he ran it into the ground, but do you think he actually poured over the minutiae of legal documents himself, or do you think he hired a team of lawyers to ask "How can I legally make as much money as possible here" and then just did what they said to do.

He had a big role in The Apprentice, but given what we've seen of Trump now in an actual leadership role, does anybody think he was actually making the gears turn there? Or is it more likely he was having other people run most of it while he claims he did more?

The whole "has money <-> must be smart!" fallacy is always so hilarious to me, especially when actual smart people with money disagree with those people, but people still listen to the idiot with money. It's right up there in lols with "runs 'successful' business -> must be good at governing!"

I can never fathom what CEOs do to justify the vast amounts of money they make. Just make me CEO, I'm sure I can handle all the golfing.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

It's isn't justifiable and they don't do poo poo hth

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/841656546870325248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003


These are both legitimately hilarious

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Professor SJW posted:

lol trump has never been within 50 feet of a microwave
Obviously. If Trump ever tried to microwave a plate of old pizza or something he'd include the knife and fork, resulting in his death.

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?
Re-quoting this because I found the picture I was thinking of:

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

It doesn’t matter dems are poo poo in wisconsin

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

proof of concept posted:

That doesn't scan, because the Simpsons con man guy was extremely charismatic and likable whereas Paul Ryan is Paul Ryan

Paul Ryan: The Republican who dresses up like every turned bottom in 90s gay porn, and works out to Rage Against The Machine.

LOL

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
JEB!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/841665325682827265?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
JJJJJOOOOOBBBSSSSSSSSS :argh:

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wow he already lowered unemployment by 40% incredible

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i've just realised that trump has shut up about his electoral college win ever since that press conference

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