AUG Thread: Stop arguing about some strangers vulva. This is literally a thread rule

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InevitableCheese: Jul 10, 2015; quite a pickle you've got there

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Needs a "Brazzers" logo.

I already posted this in the AFP thread, but I think it goes here.

Is "UNCUT" just a pun or is this the second release with additional footage?

# ? Mar 14, 2017 14:54

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# ? May 12, 2024 14:15

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Blonde porno lady on the right there really rocking that Pingu lips look

# ? Mar 14, 2017 14:57

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

InevitableCheese posted:

Is "UNCUT" just a pun or is this the second release with additional footage?

I'm gonna go ahead and say it's just a pun.

# ? Mar 14, 2017 15:17

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Somebody has a new favorite as of 16:39 on Mar 14, 2017

# ? Mar 14, 2017 15:48

Foxhound: Sep 5, 2007

Guy Goodbody posted:

Aww there's an "I <3 my mom" in there.

# ? Mar 14, 2017 15:52

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Guy Goodbody posted:

Tag yourself I'm oval office poo poo

No wait I'm "same same I came"

gently caress there's too many good ones

# ? Mar 14, 2017 15:54

Foxhound: Sep 5, 2007

I'm "I <3 tromboning"

# ? Mar 14, 2017 15:57

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

I <3 PING PONG

# ? Mar 14, 2017 15:58

Rat Patrol: Feb 15, 2008; kill kill kill kill
kill me now

one oval office wolf pack

# ? Mar 14, 2017 16:07

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Can this be a namechange thread now?

# ? Mar 14, 2017 16:08

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Guy Goodbody posted:

Can this be a namechange thread now?

If so I still want to be FAT MAN COTTON from the Aliexpress thread and not I <3 PING PONG.

# ? Mar 14, 2017 16:09

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

I'm UP THE BUM NO BABY

# ? Mar 14, 2017 16:10

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I'm DR GAY.

But I only play one on the internet.

# ? Mar 14, 2017 16:10

I brought my Drake: Jul 10, 2014; These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

LingcodKilla posted:

I'm DR GAY.

But I only play one on the internet.

They call me Dr Gay
Good morning how are you I'm Dr Gay
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor but I a
Am a real gay
I am an actual gay
I live like a gay

# ? Mar 14, 2017 16:21

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

I'm Dr. oval office.

# ? Mar 14, 2017 16:23

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Guy Goodbody posted:

Same same I came.

Also, definitely a crusty minge.

# ? Mar 14, 2017 16:28

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Up The Bum No Baby.

Truer words have never been embroidered on a bracelet before.

# ? Mar 14, 2017 16:32

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

im gently caress Off Man

# ? Mar 14, 2017 16:52

Sinners Sandwich: Jan 4, 2012; Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Guy Goodbody posted:

My favorite part is the other Make to Order stand where it's normal stuff like hearts. As if the photographer asked for the "you know, special selection"

# ? Mar 14, 2017 16:56

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

a) Who's Chang? Why is he so lovable that a bracelet exists to declare affection for him?
b) What did the missing bracelet say?
c) Vag Fage? ???
d) I am I <3 Freedom

# ? Mar 14, 2017 17:01

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

DR. BOOM BOOM

# ? Mar 14, 2017 17:02

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

also: FASHION

# ? Mar 14, 2017 17:14

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

cash crab posted:

also: FASHION

Gah! See, this is why you wash your hands after going to the bathroom.

# ? Mar 14, 2017 17:17

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

BEST FRIENDS

What filth.

# ? Mar 14, 2017 17:20

Cover my Eyes: Mar 31, 2011

[/quote]
I'm the misspelled word on a (professional?) DVD cover.

Cover my Eyes has a new favorite as of 17:40 on Mar 14, 2017

# ? Mar 14, 2017 17:20

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

That's an interesting way to try to get child traffickers to identify themselves

# ? Mar 14, 2017 17:22

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

cash crab posted:

also: FASHION

Would

.... run away crying.

# ? Mar 14, 2017 17:25

computer angel: Sep 9, 2008; Make it a double.

LingcodKilla posted:

Would

.... run away crying.

Molly Millions would slice you up with her razor blade finger implants.

# ? Mar 14, 2017 17:32

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Guy Goodbody posted:

# ? Mar 14, 2017 18:48

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Cosima posted:

Molly Millions would slice you up with her razor blade finger implants.

Had to look that up.

No handjobs plz.

Ouch.

# ? Mar 14, 2017 19:08

boar guy: Jan 25, 2007

LingcodKilla posted:

Had to look that up.

No handjobs plz.

Ouch.

i mean, they retract

# ? Mar 14, 2017 19:09

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

Guy Goodbody posted:

'I ❤ ladyboy cock' 😁

# ? Mar 14, 2017 19:10

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

We Know Catheters posted:

'I ❤ ladyboy cock' 😁

Hmm but that's not on there!?!

# ? Mar 14, 2017 19:15

Les Peche: Jan 29, 2008; Juicy

cash crab posted:

a) Who's Chang? Why is he so lovable that a bracelet exists to declare affection for him?

Sadly it's slang for cocaine rather than some super lovable dude called Chang.

# ? Mar 14, 2017 19:25

Aceofblue: Feb 26, 2009

The unofficial World of Warcraft group on facebook never fails to disappoint. :allears:

(The AUG is me too though since I play the game :smith:

)

# ? Mar 14, 2017 19:31

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

cash crab posted:

a) Who's Chang? Why is he so lovable that a bracelet exists to declare affection for him?
b) What did the missing bracelet say?
c) Vag Fage? ???
d) I am I <3 Freedom

Chang is the elaborate mythical hero persona created by Jeb Bush based on a misunderstanding of his dad's joke.

And yes, I do <3 Chang.

# ? Mar 14, 2017 19:38

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

Jerry Cotton posted:

Hmm but that's not on there!?!

Just thinking out loud.

# ? Mar 14, 2017 19:49

throw to first DAMN IT: Apr 10, 2007; This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

cash crab posted:

also: FASHION

https://www.eurweb.com/2017/03/vinny-ohh-man-spends-50000-become-genderless-alien/

# ? Mar 14, 2017 19:52

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Aceofblue posted:

The unofficial World of Warcraft group on facebook never fails to disappoint.

(The AUG is me too though since I play the game )

I didnt know young Tommy Wiseau played warcaft

# ? Mar 14, 2017 19:57

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# ? May 12, 2024 14:15

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

throw to first drat IT posted:

https://www.eurweb.com/2017/03/vinny-ohh-man-spends-50000-become-genderless-alien/

# ? Mar 14, 2017 19:59

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