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Enigmatic Cakelord
Jun 16, 2006

ASARI EYEBROWS

Martout posted:

*plinks away at enemies with pistol instead of assault rifle, barely uses powers*

it's polygon all right

Yeah, I can't tell if they don't have any medigel in the opening or if polygon just isn't using it

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Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

RottenK posted:

feminazi megasatan

how did you know about my alt account

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
In response to Liam emptying a clip into a dead Kett.

Anger is good. <- -> Calm down.

Martout
Aug 8, 2007

None so deprived

Enigmatic Cakelord posted:

Yeah, I can't tell if they don't have any medigel in the opening or if polygon just isn't using it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3pQ0oO_cDE

they are insanely bad at games is where the problem is at I think

aaand stream over it seems. only thing that looked janky was some of the kett dogs getting stuck in a jump animation but the combat looks fun and the environments were cool, game might not be terrible after all?

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Funky See Funky Do posted:

In response to Liam emptying a clip into a dead Kett.

Anger is good. <- -> Calm down.

I
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Let's dirty gently caress.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
It was only the first mission, which is bound to be the most polished part of the game. Still, it did look good.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

FunkMonkey posted:

I
V
Let's dirty gently caress.

You're never getting off the ship again.
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Illiterate Clitoris
Oct 24, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OmW-4F4h30

That drone stagger at the three minute mark.

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Theres a character called peebee hahahahaha

Piss wasp

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Martout posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3pQ0oO_cDE

they are insanely bad at games is where the problem is at I think

aaand stream over it seems. only thing that looked janky was some of the kett dogs getting stuck in a jump animation but the combat looks fun and the environments were cool, game might not be terrible after all?

This is why console gamers and PC gamers don't play together.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Why do Cora's boobs need a strap across them to keep them under control?

Pattonesque
Jul 15, 2004
johnny jesus and the infield fly rule
There's Drack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8np0-h2nI7Y

Also this video suggests they took a big hint from how Citadel was received

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

AlternateAccount posted:

Why do Cora's boobs need a strap across them to keep them under control?

Because they are out of control.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



i didn't watch the stream can anyone confirm/deny the presence of AI opponents shrieking "enemies everywhere"

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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PureRok posted:

I'm going to play this game and more than likely enjoy it.

holy poo poo someone get the pitchforks and lets destroy this man

Zakmonster
Apr 15, 2010

Cowcaster posted:

i didn't watch the stream can anyone confirm/deny the presence of AI opponents shrieking "enemies everywhere"

You'll have to do the shrieking yourself.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Because they are out of control.

GOTY if I can tell her to CALM HER TITS, I guess.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Cowcaster posted:

i didn't watch the stream can anyone confirm/deny the presence of AI opponents shrieking "enemies everywhere"

No the Kett are unintelligible so it's sorta like when you're fighting Geth in the previous games but you do have stupid Liam with his lame and uninteresting voice pointing out that there is one left and that they are all dead now repeating fairly often.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


AlternateAccount posted:

GOTY if I can tell her to CALM HER TITS, I guess.

wasn't this the game where someone datamined dialogue about someone pinning someone to the bed and watching their tits bounce or something

maybe that's where the straps come in

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

Pattonesque posted:

Also this video suggests they took a big hint from how Citadel was received

I hope so, bioware's writing can just about handle super cheesey 80s-90s action movie scripts. It's when they try to go higher concept that they gently caress it up.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Ainsley McTree posted:

wasn't this the game where someone datamined dialogue about someone pinning someone to the bed and watching their tits bounce or something

maybe that's where the straps come in

lmao

ObesePriest
Nov 4, 2008
So when do we get to have sex with a krogan in this game?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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ObesePriest posted:

So when do we get to have sex with a krogan in this game?

theres a female krogan onboard, so right away hopefully

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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:discourse:

ObesePriest
Nov 4, 2008

Zzulu posted:

theres a female krogan onboard, so right away hopefully

Pre-order confirmed.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

ObesePriest posted:

So when do we get to have sex with a krogan in this game?

According to early leaks which seem pretty credible no you can't romance a Krogan.

Dr. Carwash
Sep 16, 2006

Senpai...

Martout posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3pQ0oO_cDE

they are insanely bad at games is where the problem is at I think

aaand stream over it seems. only thing that looked janky was some of the kett dogs getting stuck in a jump animation but the combat looks fun and the environments were cool, game might not be terrible after all?

Rofl. How can you possibly review a game playing like that? Might as well play with your feet.

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

Pattonesque posted:

There's Drack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8np0-h2nI7Y

Also this video suggests they took a big hint from how Citadel was received

Okay I'm not normally looking for video bits to make fun of but that part where the no-name woman hits Drack with a glass and then just sort of... stares off into space while Drack headbutts the area to the left of her head is so bad.


Edit: And the problem I have with them taking too many cues from Citadel is that Citadel somewhat earned its moment of cheese and was all the better for it whereas Inquisition with its poker game and this video ending with the equivalent of the group photo just means its going to start there and never stop. I don't hate that kind of writing as much as others do but it comes across better when people act like people, in as much as video game characters can act like people, before they fight their evil clone and drop quips everywhere.

Kibayasu fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Mar 14, 2017

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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how many vaginas does a krogan have

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Multiplayer trailer looked great, grandpa Drak looks great, think I might just buy this game.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Dr. Carwash posted:

Rofl. How can you possibly review a game playing like that? Might as well play with your feet.

It was bring your dog to work day and they were short handed.


It's not just the fact that there's someone at Polygon tasked with reviewing video games who is this poo poo at them, it's also that multiple people will have been involved in producing and editing this footage and they all thought "yup looks good to me". Top quality gaming reviews coming from these guys, I bet.

AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009

There is a hilariously placed loading screen that just drains all tension from what should be a great moment.

Think I might have to finally get a solid state.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Kibayasu posted:

Okay I'm not normally looking for video bits to make fun of but that part where the no-name woman hits Drack with a glass and then just sort of... stares off into space while Drack headbutts the area to the left of her head is so bad.

I saw that too, it looked so weird

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Zzulu posted:

how many vaginas does a krogan have

I don't know, but her poison womb is making heaven too loving crowded.

quote:

Think I might have to finally get a solid state.

Get in on that sweet 2009 tech.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Mar 14, 2017

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

AngryBooch posted:

There is a hilariously placed loading screen that just drains all tension from what should be a great moment.

Think I might have to finally get a solid state.

It's the year 2017 and you still don't have an SSD. :stare:

How do you even live?

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


I'm looking forward to this game this sucks

AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009

Mymla posted:

It's the year 2017 and you still don't have an SSD. :stare:

How do you even live?

I dunno man, Total War Warhammer is a nightmare

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
Finally got around to watching the gameplay videos and holy poo poo Pull and Throw look hilarious.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

I don't know, but her poison womb is making heaven too loving crowded.
Unbaptized babies go to hell.

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Roadie
Jun 30, 2013

exquisite tea posted:

Horizon: Zero Dawn ended up being a super awesome game with a really involving story that coincidentally was written by the dude who led New Vegas, so if you're into sci-fi and exploration you should def. play it.

If it was available on PC I would have bought it in a heartbeat.

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