Gloryhold It! posted:

Can we not do this please? It's grosser than Picks lice gif.

Zzulu posted:

What do you guys got against dad cummies?

54 40 or gently caress posted:

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self-destructive ✈️🏢🏢relationship

Pick posted:

I'll be pleased if I get one or two people to associate horrible incest porn with having fly larvae wriggling around in masses in your stomach. I figure there's a 90/10 split on people quitting and people getting wayyyy creepier.

zakharov posted:

Can we not post stomach turning pics? Like is that too much to ask?

Improbable Lobster posted:

I would rather look at parasites then read about cummies

PleasingFungus posted:

Pick posted:

ok, no more pics of flies turning stomach... into more flies

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

I [M16] am giving a girl [F16/17] who already has a boyfriend stickers as a way of flirting, is this wrong/ weird?

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307 points 76 comments submitted 1 year ago by 54686524 to r/relationships

So. My BF and I have been together for about 1 year and a half. Something that has been bothering me is that every now and then he will make small comments about girls sizes. Never anything like she's disgusting and gross fat. But for example his roommate had a girl over and I just mentioned something about her being a little rude. And he just laughed and goes, "ha she's not little" and she is pretty much my size.

another example is we were in the grocery store and I sent a snapchat to my friend of a valentine bouquet that instead of flowers was chocolate just as a haha look at this idea type thing. And he goes, "yeah right like she needs that." Again same size as this girl too.

It just makes me feel like he thinks I am gross too if he's saying stuff like this about them. I am a little self conscious bc I've gained 15 pounds since dating him but he's gained weight too and it's something both of us are aware of and are working to lose it, but comments like these don't help my confidence.

I don't know how to approach this without making it awkward, but it's starting to just piss me off.

tl;dr: BF calls girls fat that are the same size as me.

Bubblyblubber posted:

Grubs are not gross.

Fatties are, though, at least according to this leading scholar:

Me [26F] with my BF [29M] 1.5 years calls other girls fat/gross when they are the same size as me.

Bubblyblubber posted:

Grubs are not gross.

Fatties are, though, at least according to this leading scholar:

Me [26F] with my BF [29M] 1.5 years calls other girls fat/gross when they are the same size as me.

Bubblyblubber posted:

Grubs are not gross.

Fatties are, though, at least according to this leading scholar:

Me [26F] with my BF [29M] 1.5 years calls other girls fat/gross when they are the same size as me.

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233 points 158 comments submitted 2 years ago by moderatelyfast to r/relationships

I've always been a runner and I'm currently training for my 2nd marathon. In my 1st marathon I qualified for Boston, but I was dissatisfied with my time because based on my times at other distances, I should have been faster. I'm therefore training harder for this marathon, running 60-75miles/week and lifting 2x/week. I'm healthy, uninjured, I feel good, and I'm on track to run a good race in a couple of months, knock on wood.

My roommates are all good friends of mine, so at first they didn't think anything of me running, but recently they've been beyond simply disinterested (disinterest is fine; they don't need to care about or actively support my running because it's my hobby, not theirs), but dissuasive. Recent interactions have gone like this:

RM: Where are you going? Me: I'm going running. RM: (exasperated) But you ran yesterday, you don't need to run today.

RM: How far did you run? Me: 16 miles. RM: You shouldn't do that... that's gross. Me: But I'm training for a marathon. RM: It's gross and disgusting.

I don't need them to like it. Really, I don't. But it's tough for me to wrap my head around their mentality, and I'm starting to get self-conscious, especially about my double sessions. My roommates aren't very physically active, but one of them does like yoga, and I don't judge her for doing yoga. It's what she likes to do, good for her! I know I shouldn't let this get to me, but it's tough being actively dissuaded from doing the workouts necessary for me to perform well. I also suspect it's a matter of perspective, because I know many people who run well over 90miles/week, but when I mention that I don't actually run that much in comparison, the same conversation ensues: "That's gross and unnecessary."

tl;dr: Roommates actively discouraging me from doing the training necessary to achieve my goals. I don't need them to like it, but their judgment is beginning to crush my confidence and make me feel guilty about my workouts. Should I just suck it up?

Bubblyblubber posted:

In this one, the fatties doth protest too much, methinks.

My 4 roommates judge me negatively ("It's gross.") for my physical activity. I (22F) know that I must work out the way I do to achieve my goals.

Bubblyblubber posted:

In this one, the fatties doth protest too much, methinks.

My 4 roommates judge me negatively ("It's gross.") for my physical activity. I (22F) know that I must work out the way I do to achieve my goals.

p rude posted:

Gains goblins trying to gobble up all them gains

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53 points 28 comments submitted 8 months ago by attackofthediy to r/relationships

Alright, this is a weird one. My father [50M] is DIY-crazed; he's cheap, stingy, refuses to acccept a professional's touch on projects and embarks on terrible DIY projects that end up breaking down in a month and cost even more in repairs later on.

I've [20M] tried to talk him out of it, but he really won't listen. He'll get mad, reaaaaaal mad at even the thought that somebody is telling him to spend just another thousand dollars to have it done up to code, up to par and built to last by somebody who's done it in a capacity more than sticking driftwood side-by-side and hammering it together.

He tries to pull me into his projects and I always tell him "no" because I'd rather not have another mishap like the washroom (which is still leaking and still breaking down) and know that as long as I hold out he won't continue alone, but now he's bringing in our in-laws that are just as lost as he "secretly" is about it all. I understand he's trying not to spend an "exorbitant amount of money" (honestly only a thousand dollars on top of the materials he's already bought to pull someone professional), but this is going too far. The house is a mess; wires that jut out in every which way, plumbing that's a disaster and still leaks, uneven tiles with holes in the gaps between, and washroom walls that leak water in every corner.

How the heck do I reach this guy? I don't know how to get it through to him that the value (or lack of) and quality (or lack of) of everything he DIYs is going to come back to bite us all in the butt later in the future. Right now he's even planning to go and buy a bunch of wood to build a new fence to replace the decent one that he just ripped out for no reason, and he won't even pour concrete for the posts and will just "stick it in the dirt, 'cause it won't move"! Aside from the money he's hemmorhaging now and later when I'll have to swing by and get it all ripped out and redone, he's damaging the only property him and my mother will be able to afford for the rest of their lives to the point where they won't even be able to afford to sell the place.

TL;DR: Dad has become a DIY Goblin, everything he touches turns to bronze, how do I get it through to him that if he wants to live in anything more than a cardboard box on the side of the road that he'll have to stop replacing his walls with paper and his fence straws?

Bubblyblubber posted:

How do I [20M] stop my DIY-crazed father [50~M] from destroying his home any further?




RUOOOU?

Gaunab posted:

I've returned to my thread and I'm declaring prima nocta.

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467 points 17 comments submitted 1 year ago by MILplz to r/relationships

We got married last month and had a ceremony with his family, and now we are flying to my home state to have another ceremony/party with my family. I really wanted my Dad to meet the husband's mother, but she was surprisingly flaky about the whole thing. Mother in law (let's call her Sandy) likes to make everything about herself, so she resisted coming to this second wedding because, well, she's not the center of the attention.

Eventually she did decide to come, and the plan was for hubby and I to stay with my Dad and MIL would stay in a hotel close by. Great plan, and we all agreed to it. Except OF COURSE Sandy has another narcissistic trick up her sleeve: today she texts me saying that she doesn't want to stay in the hotel by herself. She wants hubby and I to spend the trip sleeping in her hotel room with her, even the night we get married.

Sandy: I know he [hubby] probably wants you to stay with him, but can't you just explain that since it's your wedding, you would like to stay in a hotel?

Me: Well I was planning on staying with my dad actually....

Sandy: But don't you want to stay in my hotel room since it's nicer?

First of all, that's weird, it's my wedding night. Second, the reason we are having this whole second wedding is so that my elderly father can come, and so we can spend some quality time with him! We live across the country and I rarely see him. So we need to tell Sandy "sorry, no", and by "we" I mean my hubby. He needs to talk to his mother and explain that we will not be doing that. Unfortunately, his coping mechanism (honed over many years of living in the same house as his mother) is to ignore her and pretend he heard the opposite of whatever she said. "You wanted us to stay in your hotel tonight Mom? I don't remember that, oh by the way your cab is here now BYE". He'd rather wait til that night to spring the "no" on her, and inevitably I (the other, newer woman in hubby's life) will get blamed.

How can I get hubby to take some responsibility and tell his overbearing, narcissistic mother we won't sleep in her hotel room on our wedding night?

tl;dr: MIL wants hubby and I to sleep in her hotel room on our wedding night.

Bubblyblubber posted:

How do I [20M] stop my DIY-crazed father [50~M] from destroying his home any further?




RUOOOU?

Bubblyblubber posted:

Fine, but we're gonna have to gently caress in momma's room.

Me [30F] with my narcissistic mother in law [60F], she wants my husband [30M] and I to sleep in her hotel room on our wedding night. ◉ Locked Post ◉

Dunning Krugerrand posted:

Sounds like this guy made a reddit thread.

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330 points 242 comments submitted 1 year ago by throwaway88877999 to r/relationships

I am not sure why I'm turning to Reddit, I don't know if I want advice, just to get this out or what.

Last night she told me she was coming over so I said I'd make dinner and I did and we ate and chatted and it was nice. Then afterward she went to the bathroom and when she came out, she looked like she'd been crying in there. I got worried and she told me she can't marry me. She took off her engagement ring and put it on my kitchen table.

I start freaking out and she sits and tells me, ''I cheated on you with Rob six months ago.'' You ever feel like your insides just got dumped into a washing machine and put on a rollercoaster? I didn't believe her and told her to stop kidding around and saying crazy stuff. She told me it happened at a time when she was working late on a large project for work. Rob, the guy is a slimy piece of poo poo, but he's good looking, really good looking, me? I'm an average guy, a face in the crowd. So Rob usually gets a pass despite almost everyone knowing the type of person he is.

She told me they had sex twice in the office, once in her car, once at his place and once at her place. It was only when she'd hosed him at his place and woke up the next morning she realized how bad she'd hosed up. She cut contact with him and quit her job and spent the next 3 months job hunting. She works at a new place now and from what she told me last night she has not spoken to or had any form of communication with Rob.

She's been wracked with guilt and struggling with how to tell me, she said she was really guilty from the start and every time it happened she told herself she'd tell me but she didn't because she was scared of losing me, stupid and selfish? But it's what happened, then it kept happening because she admitted she got caught up in his looks and charm and by the time she realized how far it had gotten she knew we were over.

If she told me that was it, she wondered for a while if she could keep it hidden and spent the rest of our time together being a wonderful spouse but she realized she couldn't do that. So she told me last night. Then she left.

I feel broken. My world fell apart last night, I'm at my desk and a mess, I could tell she was being entirely truthful with everything she said, she came clean about everything. Part of me wants to call her and tell her forget about it, I still love you and want to marry you but I just don't freaking know.

tl;dr fiancee confessed to a brief affair half a year ago, ended engagement, I'm lost

Bubblyblubber posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY SHOWER ON AND START MY TALK. IT'S ALL ABOUT DUCKS AND CHICKENS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE SOUNDS ALONGSIDE WITH THE ANIMALS.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I can't remember what the original was from? This thread or the anon confession thread.