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CommanderApaul posted:All the Obama Resolute Desk photos have two on there. Oy, guess that answers that.
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Mar 14, 2017 20:15
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Obamacare killed Dan Roberts so hard he ceased to have ever existed
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Mar 14, 2017 20:16
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me: how do you want to be remembered when you die? dan roberts: i want people to remember what a huge fuckboy i am me: say no more 
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Mar 14, 2017 20:16
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Louisiana expanded medicaid. There's a 95% chance this guy refused medicaid because it was a "handout" and died because of it. I'm glad he died before he could vote Trump
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:Black cats are the loving best cats My yellow-eyed evil boys. They are tearing everything up and they are in fact the best.
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iospace posted:How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't? hi iospace!!!!!!!
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Mar 14, 2017 20:17
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you know i didnt wake up today wanting to laugh at a killed dead corpse for being super dumb but here we are and im coming to terms w it p quickly
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Drunkboxer posted:Didn't joementum stay home? he early voted i think?
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https://twitter.com/Crightiest/status/841729492016025600
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BrownieMinusEye posted:I'm the only one that came into work during the blizzard in Boston cause I hate my roommate who has the day off and is throwing a party tonight. I'm staying at work till like 11 to miss the party to which I'm also invited... I think I need to rethink some aspects of my life... what kind of lame rear end party stops at 11
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Consummate Professional posted:Shoulda pulled himself up by his bootstraps
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zegermans posted:Louisiana expanded medicaid. There's a 95% chance this guy refused medicaid because it was a "handout" and died because of it. has  face while internal tumors are bursting
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Mar 14, 2017 20:19
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petit choux posted:My yellow-eyed evil boys. They are tearing everything up and they are in fact the best. how in the world do you tell them apart
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Mar 14, 2017 20:19
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Vladimir Putin posted:Our AG is a guy who got rejected for a lower position in the justice department for being too racist. Now he's the head of the justice department. How would anybody ever have seen Trump vs Clinton and threw up their hands and said oh I'm not going to vote for either of them. white millennials won't actually be affected by sessions i mean apart from weed but when you think about it they were the same
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Here lies dan roberts victim of peperony and chease
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what are the two things you love most in the world dan? we want people to remember what you loved more than anything - asks wife expecting to hear her and the kids deer heads and being a victim of obamacare - dan
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zegermans posted:how in the world do you tell them apart thats racist
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eonwe posted:lmao
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eonwe posted:Next on NPR: Why Pu'er, A Complex Tea, Draws Rapt Fans And Big Dollars. After that, why Trump isn't good. its a good tea tho
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Mar 14, 2017 20:20
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Squizzle posted:its a good tea tho im sure it is, i just wanted to make fun of a typical NPR news article id see, because FAU is right that they are doing a better job than the loving democrats lmao
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Vladimir Putin posted:Our AG is a guy who got rejected for a lower position in the justice department for being too racist. Now he's the head of the justice department. How would anybody ever have seen Trump vs Clinton and threw up their hands and said oh I'm not going to vote for either of them. the reality just hit me that the joke C-SPAM AG may in fact be more qualified and able to make better decisions despite being legally drunk atm 
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Donkwich posted:he early voted i think? After a bunch of morons kept freaking out over his not-at-all-cryptic "I didn't vote today" posts I think he finally explained that to them
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here lies dan owned by bureaucracy
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i have a slight headache
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Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:Is weed and booze a good mix idk it seems excessive this day crew motherfucker right here lmao
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triple sulk posted:i have a slight headache water/booze/nap choice one
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Mar 14, 2017 20:23
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Feel free to laugh at that dead man because it's a Photoshop
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Mariana Horchata posted:water/booze/nap what if you nap on a bed of booze and water?
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also im the second font used exclusively for declaring dan a victim of expanded medical coverage
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rip Dan Roberts
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Mar 14, 2017 20:24
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Epic High Five posted:Feel free to laugh at that dead man because it's a Photoshop id laugh at him even if he was real, if thats what he wanted on his headstone
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Mar 14, 2017 20:24
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Epic High Five posted:Feel free to laugh at that dead man because it's a Photoshop even it it wasn't i would be laughing because i lust for rural death
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Mar 14, 2017 20:24
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rip Dan he never scored except for the cancer he really ran up the score on having cancer
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Mar 14, 2017 20:24
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Squizzle posted:also im the second font used exclusively for declaring dan a victim of expanded medical coverage The font is called MUSLIM USURPER and its a fav of mine
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Unexpected Raw Anime posted:what kind of lame rear end party stops at 11 My roommate's... no drinking, no music. Just church friends and neck beard board game fanatics that are all probably fellow goons.
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Mar 14, 2017 20:25
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Dan, of the Roberts clan liked to shoot deer had cancer uhhh thats it because theres not much else to do
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Gringostar posted:what if you nap on a bed of booze and water? assemble a prototype and ill gladly test it out for ya
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his real unphotoshopped headstone says "victim of escaped zoo hyenas"
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