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Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
here lies dan roberts, he never scored

efb and edballs

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Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

Is weed and booze a good mix idk it seems excessive

Don't believe any of this! Enjoy your brief moments of pleasure while you still can. The first seal has been broken.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Squizzle posted:

his real unphotoshopped headstone says "victim of escaped zoo hyenas"

rape is no laughing matter guys

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
here lies dan
truckin' and fuckin' with the angels

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Epic High Five posted:

The font is called MUSLIM USURPER and its a fav of mine

its an attractive typeface, gotta admit

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Actual Satan posted:

Don't believe any of this! Enjoy your brief moments of pleasure while you still can. The first seal has been broken.

this guy seems legit

just something about him seems nite crew material imo

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

Dan, of the Roberts clan

liked to shoot deer

had cancer


uhhh

thats it because theres not much else to do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrZO-BvqaXA&t=80s

BrownieMinusEye
Apr 22, 2008

Oven Wrangler

Mariana Horchata posted:

water/booze/nap

choice one

weed works too as a combination therapy with the above or alone

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



BrownieMinusEye posted:

My roommate's... no drinking, no music. Just church friends and neck beard board game fanatics that are all probably fellow goons.

That's weird, I'm going to a board game night for my j/o crystal charging church group and the guy said he invited his roomie but he wouldn't show because he had to blow truckers in his work bathroom all night

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

hail satan

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




rip in peace first seal, victim of zoo hyenas

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mariana Horchata posted:

water/booze/nap

choice one

i had some booze and now i dont feel hungover! :yeah:

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Dan Roberts: All he needed was cancer treatment. Instead, he got owned so hard he ceased to exist in this reality.

Remember Dan when screaming at your kids about how Obama was black. Dan Roberts.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Also I would like articles on how impossible to advertise to millennial is because it seems interesting and I like Boomer whining

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Squizzle posted:

rip in peace first seal, victim of zoo hyenas

rape is no laughing matter guys

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Mariana Horchata posted:

water/booze/nap

choice one

Weed greasy food masturbate: choose all

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




hyenacare was a mistake

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
im havin a water booze nap

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

Is weed and booze a good mix idk it seems excessive

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Is Trump flipping the photographer off in that picture?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Weed greasy food masturbate: choose all



Choose life.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Obama killed Dan Roberts with Care

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




its just a huge windfall for the rural African blacksmith lobby

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MacheteZombie posted:

Obama killed Dan Roberts with Care

at least it wasnt with kindness!!

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
hey guys I took my summaries and put them on a site
http://trumpbone.zone/

real alpha but I'll start fixing it all up soon

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
me: whats there to do out here in the country Dan?
dan: watch this - smokes cigarettes, tans, and puts balls in microwave

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

excited for the live action movie this weekend?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



My theory is that Trump supports this despite it being written practically with the purpose of killing his supporters because he hates this job and they're the ones who stuck him with it

BrownieMinusEye
Apr 22, 2008

Oven Wrangler

Epic High Five posted:

That's weird, I'm going to a board game night for my j/o crystal charging church group and the guy said he invited his roomie but he wouldn't show because he had to blow truckers in his work bathroom all night

doxxed, drat

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
postin on the wjb page

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


Why is Disney turning all their 90s masterpieces into live action movies

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

This man is now buried only 5 miles from my house.... I mean i've never like, been to the grave, or verified that he exists, but, u know, thats life

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Die Teilenzone

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

fook tha'

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Fullhouse posted:

in conclusion carefully curating our entire national culture to be psychologically vulnerable to marketing tricks and salesmanship scams for the sake of selling them toasters may have backfired when they up and elected a toaster salesman as president

not just that, it's also left us dangerously vulnerable to foreign propaganda

here's an interesting piece on how finland is handling russian infowars. it basically credits an educational system that stresses critical thinking, and the government taking active steps to combat the propaganda, neither of which the US seems to be interested in, and the republicans are actively against

it probably helps that finns are historically extremely distrustful of russia, but it's not like the US hasn't had its share of that too. imagine if the US government had done something like this BEFORE the propaganda took hold and republicans declared their love for russia:

quote:

In October 2015, Finnish President Sauli Niinisto took the first step, when he acknowledged that information warfare is real for Finland, and said that it was the duty of every citizen to combat it.

it would have to come from somebody other than Obama, of course...

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Gringostar posted:

excited for the live action movie this weekend?

no, i think im gonna take the weekend to mourn Dan

he woulda wanted to watch it

also i wasnt even aware and idgaf

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

zegermans posted:

Why is Disney turning all their 90s masterpieces into live action movies

$

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

zegermans posted:

Why is Disney turning all their 90s masterpieces into live action movies

because much like bad dems they are out of original ideas

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Donkwich posted:

postin on the wjb page



I think I'm sensing antisemitism in this cartoon.

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Lastgirl posted:

no, i think im gonna take the weekend to mourn Dan

he woulda wanted to watch it

sorry for your loss / thank you for your service

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