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Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Neo Rasa posted:

Jupiter Ascending is loving awesome and has almost the exact same plot escalation as The Matrix. Average person gets swept off into learning their entire worlds' achievements are irrelevant, gets rescued a lot and trained to be the chosen one, gets tempted by the bad guys, gets owned, and then triumphs by brawling with the big bad and telling him who they are. I know it looks and is paced like an 80s anime OAV, which is fine, it's basically the best live action anime ever made. But I really didn't get the hate this movie got compared to all the other movies where an average person goes an incredible journey or whatever.

Well then the issue might be one of the many things that make up a film besides the plot, as hard as that might be to believe.

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Jupiter Ascending was loving awesome?

I beg to differ.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Sir Kodiak posted:

Well then the issue might be one of the many things that make up a film besides the plot, as hard as that might be to believe.

It is hard to believe since I've literally never heard any complaints about the movie that aren't "the story is dumb" and "the female lead is dumb," But this is never expanded upon. Like people will say it's stupid that she gets rescued repeatedly, but how is that any different than Neo being 100% useless in The Matrix until the last twenty minutes?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
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Well I mean the Matrix isn't good either.

Now Speed Racer... that is a great movie.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Is Jupiter Ascending the one with Channing Tatum in eyeliner? Whenever I see or hear of guys wearing eyeliner I can't help but think of Semi Pro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGyFPbNg03w

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
The Matrix is an actual classic imo

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Snooze Cruise posted:

Well I mean the Matrix isn't good either.

Now Speed Racer... that is a great movie.

I love both, but the Wachowski sisters have always made fun movies first and foremost. And while some of the inspiration is different The Matrix is just as much an "anime movie" in as many ways, and Jupiter Ascending has a lot of stupid stuff in it like most of its action scenes, but it's still a total blast to me.

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

FCKGW posted:

Godzilla had the baffling choice to close with a new song by Rage Against the Machine, "No Shelter", an anthem about how movies and entertainment rewrite history and distract you from the true horrors of the evil empire


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NEoesmnYU4

A lot of people point to No Shelter as the moment RATM sold out but it's one of my favorites from them.

I actually bought the surprisingly great Godzilla soundtrack back in the day just for this song.

It's a truly great song and indeed truly baffling that it's an exclusive for the Godzilla soundtrack.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Barudak posted:

But thats the only good story in the Animatrix?

Second Renaissance was a good story, but not a good "Matrix" story. Nice worldbuilding, and it kind of made the machines sadistic assholes, with the "humans as batteries" thing a flimsy justification for enslaving humanity.

Maybe they'll fix that battery poo poo and say the pod people are for distributed computing.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

FilthyImp posted:

Second Renaissance was a good story, but not a good "Matrix" story. Nice worldbuilding, and it kind of made the machines sadistic assholes, with the "humans as batteries" thing a flimsy justification for enslaving humanity.

Maybe they'll fix that battery poo poo and say the pod people are for distributed computing.

It would be nice if they did a few Matrix movies where more than just the first one is awesome.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

FilthyImp posted:

Second Renaissance was a good story, but not a good "Matrix" story. Nice worldbuilding, and it kind of made the machines sadistic assholes, with the "humans as batteries" thing a flimsy justification for enslaving humanity.

Maybe they'll fix that battery poo poo and say the pod people are for distributed computing.

I think everyone was hooked up / being used as a gigantic neural network in the original script draft. I still like the battery thing more as a metaphor though.

Also the best Animatrix short is Beyond.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

kiimo posted:

Jupiter Ascending was loving awesome?

I beg to differ.

It's no Pixels, that's for sure.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I really enjoyed Jupiter Ascending. Even the dumb parts I don't understand why they would make someone actively recoil, because they were shot and choreographed great.

I just don't understand the reaction of "Here's Channing Tatum fighting a dinosaur man with a portal gun look at this stupid poo poo!" Instead of "Channing Tatum fighting a dinosaur man with a portal gun? Sign me up!"

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Neo Rasa posted:

It is hard to believe since I've literally never heard any complaints about the movie that aren't "the story is dumb" and "the female lead is dumb," But this is never expanded upon. Like people will say it's stupid that she gets rescued repeatedly, but how is that any different than Neo being 100% useless in The Matrix until the last twenty minutes?

I think the big distinction between The Matrix and Jupiter Ascending that you're missing is how they treat the sci-fi dystopia that is revealed to the focal character. The Matrix operates like Blade or Constantine where you only briefly dip into this fantastical other world, allowing it to operate as a metaphor through which to explain our contemporary world: we are trapped in a system of control that defines and limits what is possible in order to extract value from us, if you can see the system that controls you then you can bend it to your will, etc.

Jupiter Ascending doesn't work like that. It's more in line with the Matrix sequels, taking the fantastical world as a literal place that operates according to its own internal logic that we are asked to invest in. It's applicable to our real world (industrial mining, callous oligarchs), but it's not showing the hidden strings of our world, it's a fantasy world with relevant themes. It's much more The Last Starfighter or Tron than anything that's going on in The Matrix: a kid from the real world ends up in crazy fantasy land and turns out to be the bestest ever. Neo, by contrast, is completely useless on the Nebuchadnezzar, and only has value in the "fake" (i.e., real) world of the Matrix.

That doesn't make Jupiter Ascending a bad movie on its own, but it places a heavy burden on the charisma of the lead, since they're the only thing there to ground us, and the extent to which you get drawn into the fantasy world. Mila Kunis is no Jeff Bridges, and the best its setting has going for it is being pretty in places. If the movie was all dog-men fighting dinosaurs, that would be one thing, but it's scene after scene of talk about contracts and lineages and legal requirements. And with poorly staged action, neither as good as the elegant wire-fu of The Matrix or the vibrantly hyper-kinetic Speed Racer.

If it worked for you, it worked for you, and that's great. There's people who adore the Matrix sequels too. But I don't find the comparisons to the first Matrix all that convincing.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

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I've only seen one clip of Speed Racer but it was one of the ugliest things I've seen.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

RBA Starblade posted:

I've only seen one clip of Speed Racer but it was one of the ugliest things I've seen.

smh

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

RBA Starblade posted:

I've only seen one clip of Speed Racer but it was one of the ugliest things I've seen.

holy moly this is the hottest possible take

Speed Racer is not only incredibly fun and full of heart and all around awesome, but it's gorgeous

Rebooting the Matrix is so dumb tho

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Speed Racer gets more brutalized by lousy compression than any movie I've ever seen. HBO's cable broadcast (not streaming, actual cable) had trouble not breaking out into blocks with how much is going on. I appreciate that this makes it too easy to dismiss complaints, but it's a movie that doesn't work on anything less than a Blu-ray.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Speed Racer is loving sumptuous. Its editing techniques for exposition should have been in every film.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

FilthyImp posted:

Second Renaissance was a good story, but not a good "Matrix" story. Nice worldbuilding, and it kind of made the machines sadistic assholes, with the "humans as batteries" thing a flimsy justification for enslaving humanity.

Maybe they'll fix that battery poo poo and say the pod people are for distributed computing.

Wait, really? Granted I haven't seen the Animatix in like 10 years but I thought that the whole point of Second Renaissance was that humans were more or less directly responsible for everything and that once they had little erased themselves from slavery the robots were happy to coexist as equals. It was only us trying to genocide them in nuclear hellfire without warning or provocation that made them finally turn on us, and even then they offered the Matrix as an alternative to outright extermination.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

Guy Mann posted:

Wait, really? Granted I haven't seen the Animatix in like 10 years but I thought that the whole point of Second Renaissance was that humans were more or less directly responsible for everything and that once they had little erased themselves from slavery the robots were happy to coexist as equals. It was only us trying to genocide them in nuclear hellfire without warning or provocation that made them finally turn on us, and even then they offered the Matrix as an alternative to outright extermination.

I'm not an ethics professor or anything but I don't know if "turnabout is fair play" wrt genocide is...good

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

FilthyImp posted:

Second Renaissance was a good story, but not a good "Matrix" story. Nice worldbuilding, and it kind of made the machines sadistic assholes, with the "humans as batteries" thing a flimsy justification for enslaving humanity.

Maybe they'll fix that battery poo poo and say the pod people are for distributed computing.

Anton Yetchin's apparently final film work was a short with Rufus Sewell, "Rise", is apparently a live-action remake of The Second Renaissance with the serial numbers filed off. There's scenes pretty much lifted from it. And apparently, there's talks of a full length feature being developed.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


basic hitler posted:

To be fair i dont think the wachowskis can make any more good matrix movies or maybe even any good content at all based on like 2/3 of cloud atlas, all of Jupiter ascending, and sens8

Or 2/3 of The Matrix itself for that matter.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

raditts posted:

Or 2/3 of The Matrix itself for that matter.

Yeah, the Matrix was better before it had a sequel. I think this is the only case I can think of where the sequels actually made the original worse

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Mischalaniouse posted:

It kinda reminds me of how Konami farms out Silent Hill to whichever studio is cheapest and treats its high profile "auteurs" like Kojima like poo poo because the execs literally believe that the talent who creates the game doesn't matter.

I think I had a much better understanding of Konami (and Capcom and some other game companies) once I learned that it's by and large a gambling machine company that just produces video games on the side.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Sir Kodiak posted:

I think the big distinction between The Matrix and Jupiter Ascending that you're missing is how they treat the sci-fi dystopia that is revealed to the focal character. The Matrix operates like Blade or Constantine where you only briefly dip into this fantastical other world, allowing it to operate as a metaphor through which to explain our contemporary world: we are trapped in a system of control that defines and limits what is possible in order to extract value from us, if you can see the system that controls you then you can bend it to your will, etc.

Jupiter Ascending doesn't work like that. It's more in line with the Matrix sequels, taking the fantastical world as a literal place that operates according to its own internal logic that we are asked to invest in. It's applicable to our real world (industrial mining, callous oligarchs), but it's not showing the hidden strings of our world, it's a fantasy world with relevant themes. It's much more The Last Starfighter or Tron than anything that's going on in The Matrix: a kid from the real world ends up in crazy fantasy land and turns out to be the bestest ever. Neo, by contrast, is completely useless on the Nebuchadnezzar, and only has value in the "fake" (i.e., real) world of the Matrix.

This is also relevant to the issues I had with John Wick 2 vs. the original. Of course, John Wick 2 was still a good movie despite that.

Waffles Inc. posted:

holy moly this is the hottest possible take

Speed Racer is not only incredibly fun and full of heart and all around awesome, but it's gorgeous

For real, that movie is the only reason I own a blu-ray player.

raditts fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Mar 15, 2017

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Speed Racer was great, Cloud Atlas was great, Jupiter Ascending is very flawed but also charming. I think it would have worked better if it wasn't pitched as a Big Epic Space Opera since at heart it's really more like Labyrinth- a girl who hates her life enters a fantasy world and learns her value and what's important and so on. As it is, it's still kinda fun.

The Wachowskis always go for broke on what they do and that makes them good. I even think the Matrix sequels are interesting movies, though there's something that makes them less than satisfying as sequels.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



The Matrix sequels just get so far up their own rear end with the mythology that the story drowns in it. This seems to become more and more of a problem as you go through the Wachowskis' catalogue of movies.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


raditts posted:

This is also relevant to the issues I had with John Wick 2 vs. the original. Of course, John Wick 2 was still a good movie despite that.

Yeah, same. John Wick 2 has a bunch of fantastic action, but it was odd seeing so many people talk about how great it was to dig into the mechanics of the magical world of high-end super-killers. Just one of those things where the movie is doing something that's completely not for me.

Maxwell Lord posted:

Speed Racer was great, Cloud Atlas was great, Jupiter Ascending is very flawed but also charming. I think it would have worked better if it wasn't pitched as a Big Epic Space Opera since at heart it's really more like Labyrinth- a girl who hates her life enters a fantasy world and learns her value and what's important and so on. As it is, it's still kinda fun.

I'd considered mentioning Labyrinth alongside Tron and The Last Starfighter. Because, sure, it's not inherently a bad structure for a fantasy movie. And I'd have liked Jupiter Ascending more if it was more like Labyrinth: a greater emphasis on fairytale logic, a more personal scope to the story, and David Bowie in a major role.

Honestly, I get the appeal of Jupiter Ascending more than Cloud Atlas. Don't get that movie at all. Just nothing for my mind to cling to other than awful facial prosthetics.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Cloud Atlas is about how it's worth doing the right thing even in the most seemingly futile and pointless of circumstances- everything counts. Agree with that point or not (it's not the kind of pure existentialism that's more intellectually acceptable these days), it's very sincere in that point. And it's one of the few films to try and follow the precedent of Griffith's Intolerance, and tell a story set across multiple times and places through sheer editing, linking scenes through emotional movement more than literal cause and effect.

I'd even argue that the makeup plays into this- it's supposed to be kind of obvious, these are supposed to be the same people, echoing throughout time.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Whenever I think of Cloud Atlas, all I can think of is how this big amazing inspiring speech that is supposed to echo through the ages contains the words "from the womb to the tomb" and how somebody had to have thought so highly of the deep thoughts they scribbled into their notebook margin during high school algebra class that they carried that on through their lives to include it in a book / movie script.

21 Muns
Dec 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
IMO, The Lego Movie and The Truman Show are tied for the best Matrix movie.

Pleasantville is the second best

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Neo Rasa posted:

It is hard to believe since I've literally never heard any complaints about the movie that aren't "the story is dumb" and "the female lead is dumb," But this is never expanded upon. Like people will say it's stupid that she gets rescued repeatedly, but how is that any different than Neo being 100% useless in The Matrix until the last twenty minutes?
When people don't care enough about a work to give detailed criticism, then issue is that they just don't care about the work. If there's no compelling features to engage with then criticism is moot.

Bar Crow fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Mar 15, 2017

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

raditts posted:

Whenever I think of Cloud Atlas, all I can think of is how this big amazing inspiring speech that is supposed to echo through the ages contains the words "from the womb to the tomb" and how somebody had to have thought so highly of the deep thoughts they scribbled into their notebook margin during high school algebra class that they carried that on through their lives to include it in a book / movie script.

This sounds like a great improv scene.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

21 Muns posted:

IMO, The Lego Movie and The Truman Show are tied for the best Matrix movie.

Pleasantville is the second best

Under your ranking it'd be the third best

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Sir Kodiak posted:

If it worked for you, it worked for you, and that's great. There's people who adore the Matrix sequels too. But I don't find the comparisons to the first Matrix all that convincing.

It's funny I actually never thought of it as being similar to The Matrix at all until very recently but the more I discuss it the more I find it similar to The Matrix the same as your other examples (which to be fair are much more similar to Jupiter Ascending). Like "Neo, by contrast, is completely useless on the Nebuchadnezzar, and only has value in the "fake" (i.e., real) world of the Matrix." ? Jennifer Connelly is just a teen babysitter outside of the world of Labyrinth but in the world she's important. Neo's a 9 to 5 drone but in the Matrix he's cyber Jesus, Mila Kunis' job on earth is to clean toilets and feels so worthless she decides to sell her eggs so her cousin can buy a PS4 with Dark Souls 2, but in the greater scheme of the universe she's politically savvy enough to become the single owner of earth and is space royalty and gets to definitively obliterate the bad guy on multiple levels.

The Matrix wraps itself in a dystopian sci-fi setting that is "cooler" and "grittier" in some ways that I think make it more accessible and easier to assume metaphor and that it's somehow more serious, but it's still a fun action movie first and foremost (especially compared to Matrix "let's have two different characters lecture the screen about causality for twenty-five minutes" Reloaded) with lots of badass moments, special attention paid to the sound effects of the guns/bullet casings, etc. It's a great movie and I honestly like it more than Jupiter Ascending, I just never got the super negative reaction the latter got from a lot of people. When it's not much of a stretch compared to plenty of other fairytale kind of movies like The Matrix, Star Wars, or even Krull, Tron itself, etc.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


raditts posted:

Whenever I think of Cloud Atlas, all I can think of is how this big amazing inspiring speech that is supposed to echo through the ages contains the words "from the womb to the tomb" and how somebody had to have thought so highly of the deep thoughts they scribbled into their notebook margin during high school algebra class that they carried that on through their lives to include it in a book / movie script.

IIRC the book wisely glosses over exactly what Sonmi says that is so world changing, just going over generalities of what she discussed.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Timby posted:

THR is getting really lazy.


No, they did not; the script that they wrote with Bob Orci was so bad that it got them fired and Orci fired from directing the movie (which is when Simon Pegg and Doug Jung began writing it). They don't even have a credit on Beyond, so I don't know how THR pulled that out of their rear end. And as of December Pegg and Jung are working on Star Trek 4.

I thought Beyond was a disappointment? Didn't know a sequel was greenlit.

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

Sir Kodiak posted:

The Matrix operates like Blade

For all everyone compares The Matrix and Dark City, having rewatched Blade recently, I was really struck by the similar feel and beats between it and The Matrix.

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Oct 21, 2010



Well I guess if nothing else, there's no reason modern Keanu couldn't be in the Matrix reboot thing.

Hell, he did a good job in Man of Tai Chi, get him to direct. :kheldragar:

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