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Poll: Who Should Be Leader of HM Most Loyal Opposition?
This poll is closed.
Jeremy Corbyn 95 18.63%
Dennis Skinner 53 10.39%
Angus Robertson 20 3.92%
Tim Farron 9 1.76%
Paul Ukips 7 1.37%
Robot Lenin 105 20.59%
Tony Blair 28 5.49%
Pissflaps 193 37.84%
Total: 510 votes
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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


dispatch_async posted:

Oh man have I got some bad news for you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Labour

holy poo poo this whole time I thought it was a UKMT insult for right wing people in the labour party.

loving hell.

blue labour. you have got to be making GBS threads me that's ridiculous.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean, it is, but apparently "red tories" was too obvious so they went with the inverse for the official name.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Paxman posted:

Why don't you tell us who you think would be better than Cooper, if she's bad?

Corbyn.

I mean they were both in a leadership election, that should have really answered your question.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Praseodymi posted:

Lib dem broadcast on atm.

It's poo poo.

Well that's always the risk with atm

JFairfax posted:

holy poo poo this whole time I thought it was a UKMT insult for right wing people in the labour party.

loving hell.

blue labour. you have got to be making GBS threads me that's ridiculous.

Funnily, one of our resident Blairites, ronya, is probably the most vocally anti-Blue Labour in the thread. So it's definitely not just as simple as right wing Labour. It's an insular kind of right wing Labour as opposed to the globalism of the other right wing Labour group.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

jabby posted:

Corbyn.

I mean they were both in a leadership election, that should have really answered your question.
lol

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

This is how Jon McDonnell opened his response to Phillip Hammond:

Jon McDonnell posted:

If the chancellor had spent less time writing stale jokes for his speech and the prime minister less time guffawing like a feeding seal on those benches, we would not have been landed with this mess.

:allears:

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
Blue Labour are basically strasserites AFAICT.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

In a sign of the broad relevance and appeal of centre-left politics, exit polls are saying the Dutch Labour party vote has collapsed to an absolute record low, down 29 points since the 2012 election.

https://twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/842105676457508865

This is probably all Corbyn's fault somehow.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
You say this is a collapse of the centre left. I say humanity is just entering a new era of being really terrible to each other. Buckle up.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Regarde Aduck posted:

You say this is a collapse of the centre left. I say humanity is just entering a new era of being really terrible to each other. Buckle up.

To be fair we never stopped, this just means we're close to breaking out the snazzy uniforms again.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
2rd, 3th or 4th?

Is that a European numbering scheme or are you supposed to say it "Secord, Thirth or Fourth?" Firth of Forth?

Regarde Aduck posted:

You say this is a collapse of the centre left. I say humanity is just entering a new era of being really terrible to each other. Buckle up.
Remember when people thought that the new millennium would be the dawning of the Age of Aquarius?

Mass communications would lead to the demise of the old Piscean religions and open up an era of harmony and understanding, sympathy and trust abounding. No more falsehoods or derisions. Golden living dreams of visions.
loving lol.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

forkboy84 posted:

Well that's always the risk with atm

Funnily, one of our resident Blairites, ronya, is probably the most vocally anti-Blue Labour in the thread. So it's definitely not just as simple as right wing Labour. It's an insular kind of right wing Labour as opposed to the globalism of the other right wing Labour group.

You have to remember that proper Blairites are mostly devoid of ideology so they no more like true believers on the right than they do on the left.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Guavanaut posted:

Remember when people thought that the new millennium would be the dawning of the Age of Aquarius?

Mass communications would lead to the demise of the old Piscean religions and open up an era of harmony and understanding, sympathy and trust abounding. No more falsehoods or derisions. Golden living dreams of visions.
loving lol.

The world is run like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyirktQHw28

However if you were literally there it'd be more like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxi7JRJrod4

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Old men, running the world. A new age!

cosmically_cosmic
Dec 26, 2015
Why not just 'alt labour'

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

cosmically_cosmic posted:

Why not just 'alt labour'
That's

:newdanger:

(You can tell by the fresh memes and disappointment)

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
So the Dutch Labour party are going to lose like 75% of their seats. Probably because they were too left wing. Nothing to do with them having been in coalition with the Dutch Conservatives.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

Lord of the Llamas posted:

So the Dutch Labour party are going to lose like 75% of their seats. Probably because they were too left wing. Nothing to do with them having been in coalition with the Dutch Conservatives.
And the clear demand for further left politics is demonstrated by the fact that of the 29 seats lost by PvdA, GL picked up 12 and SP picked up... -1.

Cabal Ties
Feb 28, 2004
Yam Slacker
Hate to break it to you Labour folks but there is noone in your party better than Corbyn or would be more effective than Corbyn in a GE. Nobody, the party is chock full of crazy and erring on unprofessional (to people) - corbyns just been doing it longest.

Except maybe that one guy who was bigged up before Corbyn got involved but hosed off quick sharp as soon as the heavy media scrutiny started.

Sorry.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

LemonDrizzle posted:

And the clear demand for further left politics is demonstrated by the fact that of the 29 seats lost by PvdA, GL picked up 12 and SP picked up... -1.

quote:

GroenLinks was formed on 1 March 1989 as a merger of four left-wing political parties: the Communist Party of the Netherlands, Pacifist Socialist Party, the Political Party of Radicals and the Evangelical People's Party.

Sounds relatively positive for the left for me?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

spectralent posted:

Sounds relatively positive for the left for me?

How?

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

LemonDrizzle posted:

And the clear demand for further left politics is demonstrated by the fact that of the 29 seats lost by PvdA, GL picked up 12 and SP picked up... -1.

And -10 were picked up by the Conservative VDD :iiam:

How did you miss out the gains by the "Party for the Animals" party :colbert:

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

CareyB posted:

Hate to break it to you Labour folks but there is noone in your party better than Corbyn or would be more effective than Corbyn in a GE. Nobody, the party is chock full of crazy and erring on unprofessional (to people) - corbyns just been doing it longest.

Except maybe that one guy who was bigged up before Corbyn got involved but hosed off quick sharp as soon as the heavy media scrutiny started.

Sorry.

I think you are referring to Chuka "The British Barack Obama*" Umunna, whose talents so far have amounted to being a complete charisma vacuum, chucking his lot in with right wing populist ideas at every chance and making a total hash of every media opportunity he's given.

Sounds like a real winner to me.

*(because he edited his own Wikipedia page to say so)

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

Swing low, sweet chariot

MikeCrotch posted:

The British Barack Obama

We already had him; his name was Tony Blair.

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

MikeCrotch posted:

I think you are referring to Chuka "The British Barack Obama*" Umunna, whose talents so far have amounted to being a complete charisma vacuum, chucking his lot in with right wing populist ideas at every chance and making a total hash of every media opportunity he's given.

Sounds like a real winner to me.

*(because he edited his own Wikipedia page to say so)

Didn't Chuka get caught, pants down, with a dude?

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

LemonDrizzle posted:

And the clear demand for further left politics is demonstrated by the fact that of the 29 seats lost by PvdA, GL picked up 12 and SP picked up... -1.

At least they picked up seats. The centre-left got loving crushed, or will if the poll is accurate, and it's just another data point suggesting that milquetoast slightly-to-the-left-but-not-really centrism has become deeply unpopular. Especially when they coalition with the centre-right and remove all pretence.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
What we would do for an 88% turnout at a GE.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Plucky Brit posted:

We already had him; his name was Tony Blair.

I don't think Obama looks quite ghoulish enough for that.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Plucky Brit posted:

We already had him; his name was Tony Blair.

Obama may have drone-striked a bunch of innocent foreign people, but no way does he come close to Tony Blair's record.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Empty suit centrists lost 29 seats and an actually left party gained 12?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Lord of the Llamas posted:

Empty suit centrists lost 29 seats and a Socialist Party gained 12?

What happened to the other 17?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

MikeCrotch posted:

I think you are referring to Chuka "The British Barack Obama*" Umunna, whose talents so far have amounted to being a complete charisma vacuum, chucking his lot in with right wing populist ideas at every chance and making a total hash of every media opportunity he's given.

Sounds like a real winner to me.

*(because he edited his own Wikipedia page to say so)

Don't forget owning his own cognac locker in a millionaire's club.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

Don't forget owning his own cognac locker in a millionaire's club.

An eelskin-lined millionaire's club.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Pissflaps posted:

What happened to the other 17?

Well they certainly didn't go to the ruling Conservative party that lost 10 seats.

I'll leave it for you to read through the wikipedia summaries of the numerous small parties to gain seats.

But as far as I can tell none of the left wing parties actually lost seats. So yes, it looks like bland pragmatic centrism was the loser of the night.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

What happened to the other 17?

Why ask basic questions like this when the post with all the information is just up the screen?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Lord of the Llamas posted:

But as far as I can tell none of the left wing parties actually lost seats.
SP is a party of the left.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Based on those defensive reactions I don't think I need to look up what all those initials stand for to work out the majority of those centre left seats didn't go to the far left.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Pissflaps posted:

Based on those defensive reactions I don't think I need to look up what all those initials stand for to work out the majority of those centre left seats didn't go to the far left.

they all went to the party for the animals, the new superpower in dutch politics

Cats and dogs have been given the right to vote

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

Lord of the Llamas posted:

But as far as I can tell none of the left wing parties actually lost seats. So yes, it looks like bland pragmatic centrism was the loser of the night.
That's a really weird reading of a result that saw the overall left vote fall and is likely to produce a bland centre-right/liberal government with a VVD-CDA-D66 (read: traditional right, soft right/christian democrat, centrist liberal) core.

I mean, you're saying that the centre-left collapsed but it's cool because one fragmentary left party went from around 3% to around 11%.

LemonDrizzle fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Mar 15, 2017

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Paxman
Feb 7, 2010

Collateral posted:

Didn't Chuka get caught, pants down, with a dude?

Nope. He decided not to stand for vague personal reasons which were never quite explained (something to do with the media harassing his gran as I recall) so people just let their imaginations run wild.

I think a lot of straight men just like to tell themselves that anyone as handsome as that must be gay.

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