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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Mmm love a good 3 page circle jerk of Pats posters stroking it to Jimmy G, who has done nothing in the NFL. The rest of the league would be lucky to get him for 2 1st and 2 2nd rounders

Literally nobody said this but thanks for contributing I guess.

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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Literally nobody said this but thanks for contributing I guess.

steelers still mad about hightower :smugdog:

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

evilweasel posted:

steelers still mad about hightower :smugdog:

Sorry but I didn't want him in the 1st place. He's not an upgrade over Timmons, who was like Hightower, good at most things except coverage. And the Steelers need another coverage LB, not a younger Timmons

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Jimmy G is bad and another in the line of Brady Backups not worth paying for.
Kirk Cousins is also bad, but does some things sometimes.

Jay Cutler is amazing:

https://twitter.com/SI_ExtraMustard/status/841763396898938880

He's just having fun out there. Funslinging some snow.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
He's loving hammered.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Cleveland acquires Cousins in exchange for whatever
Cleveland promptly flips him to SF for whatever+Kaep
Hilarity ensues

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

a neat cape posted:

Denver is considering King Dunlap.

AFC-Westcest
How serious are his legal troubles?

A Man and his dog posted:

He's loving hammered.
He's wearing a Bears snow cap. I don't think he's quite accepted being released yet.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

A Man and his dog posted:

He's loving hammered.

Following the rich tradition of previous former Bears QBs

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Cleveland acquires Cousins in exchange for whatever
Cleveland promptly flips him to SF for whatever+Kaep
Hilarity ensues

Isn't Kaep already cut loose?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Cleveland acquires Cousins in exchange for whatever
Cleveland promptly flips him to SF for whatever+Kaep
Hilarity ensues

Kaep is a free agent, right? SF has nothing to do with where he goes.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
^ correct, he opted out a week ago or so

Sataere posted:

EDIT: Long effort post beaten by many other good posts. :v:

Ha, that's why I caught up before posting, smarter dudes made the same points I was going to make.


e: interesting development on a fringe FA

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/842123160015278080

warcrimes fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Mar 15, 2017

Captain Narwhal
Dec 4, 2002

ESPN posted:

The Baltimore Ravens traded starting center Jeremy Zuttah to the San Francisco 49ers on Wednesday. The teams also swapped sixth-round draft picks (No. 186 to Baltimore and No. 198 to San Francisco)... Zuttah is under contract for two more seasons, with base salaries of $3.5 million each season.

Looks like a solid body with a reasonable contract and the 49ers didn't give up much for him. How was he last season? The article mentioned he's a bit undersized.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Is this the thread to say that the NFL is rigged? Like half the league is colluding with them and making bad deals and trades on their behalf.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
"The Browns could not possibly be stupid enough to _____" is not a thing anybody should say unironically.

Jimmy G *shouldn't* fetch a king's ransom, and the Browns having a plan something like the Raiders followed to become good again would absolutely be the sensible thing to do - but NFL teams go do stupendously loving stupid poo poo to self-sabotage every goddamn year.

Especially, you know, THE BROWNS.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

If you're Sashi and Hue would you rather hook your wagon to Jimmy G or one of these guys?

T.J. Yates

This would be good for a guaranteed two divisional wins a year, I guess.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

89 posted:

And the more Chase gets paid by another team, the more the Eagles save against the cap :dance: #offsetlanguage

I've seen you mention this a few times like it's something not done by every NFL team.

Do you know why most 1st round picks hold out now after being draft, even though the dollars are by slot?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Literally nobody said this but thanks for contributing I guess.

Lol

Do you have GC on ignore or

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Amy Pole Her posted:

Lol

Do you have GC on ignore or

Why wouldn't you?

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



sean10mm posted:

"The Browns could not possibly be stupid enough to _____" is not a thing anybody should say unironically.

Jimmy G *shouldn't* fetch a king's ransom, and the Browns having a plan something like the Raiders followed to become good again would absolutely be the sensible thing to do - but NFL teams go do stupendously loving stupid poo poo to self-sabotage every goddamn year.

Especially, you know, THE BROWNS.

Nobody has said the Browns could not be stupid enough to in this discussion though. Everyone has rightly said that this type of move would be a pretty big reversal of policy for this regime. It is a valid question to ask why they would suddenly start doing so now. But if you just answer the Browns, it seems less like a reasonable outcome and more like wishful thinking.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Amy Pole Her posted:

Lol

Do you have GC on ignore or

A place calles Pats Pulpit is less of a team propaganda arm than GC.

Pulling that off is a real triumph of the will on his part.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



fsif posted:

Why wouldn't you?

If you ignore the insanity around you, how can you measure your own?

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

redneck nazgul posted:

This would be good for a guaranteed two divisional wins a year, I guess.

t:mad:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/ArmandoSalguero/status/842142191980019712

dude visited since 9:30am this morning lol

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

sean10mm posted:

A place calles Pats Pulpit is less of a team propaganda arm than GC.

Pulling that off is a real triumph of the will on his part.

Is this a shot at my dog, Nietzche? Not cool.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

listen dontari we don't have 'money' per se but will you accept printed shirts as payment

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Eli Wiggum posted:

How serious are his legal troubles?


Other than violating a restraining order, I haven't heard a thing.

I'm curious as to why Denver would be interested. He seems like the exact opposite of the kind of lineman for a Kubiak system

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
Kubiak retired. Our old friend McCoy is coaching their offense now.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Diqnol posted:

QB speculators, don't forget that Daniels from the Eagles is on the block. He's probably as good as Jimmy/Cutler and would be cheap since we want the cap space.

If you want to shop your backup quarterback learn his goddamned name :mad:

If the Browns don't believe in Kessler and want a stopgap for a year I honestly think Chase would be as ok as anyone.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Durandal1707 posted:

Kubiak retired. Our old friend McCoy is coaching their offense now.

Oh that's right.

Hahaha

John Brown
Jul 10, 2009

If Glennon's getting a shot, then why not McCarron? Besides, wouldn't he know Hue's offense?

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Blitz7x posted:

listen dontari we don't have 'money' per se but will you accept printed shirts as payment

"Look Dontari, we will pay you very little this year, but next year Buffalo will overpay you like crazy."

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

DariusLikewise posted:

lol apparently Jarvis Jones had a contract with the Rams, but split at the last second to sign with Arizona

very good luck for the rams

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
Wtf is Jamaal Charles doing

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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John Brown posted:

If Glennon's getting a shot, then why not McCarron? Besides, wouldn't he know Hue's offense?

Mccarron is still under contract with the Bengals, so they'd have to give up draft picks to trade for him which runs counter to the Browns' strategy of "fifteen picks in each draft or bust"

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

89 posted:

Wtf is Jamaal Charles doing

Him and AP are exploring the bottomless depths of the running back market.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

89 posted:

Wtf is Jamaal Charles doing

Probably chasing too much money is my guess. He'd still be a great complimentary piece anywhere but he probably wants to be paid like a legitimate 2000 all purpose yard 16 game starting back.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I love Charles.

But he's gotta understand that his knee / ACL is a piece of glass at this point.

You gotta take the discount rate.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Come to carolina, Jamaal.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



I wouldn't be surprised if he is just waiting to avoid training camp.

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

FizFashizzle posted:

Come to carolina, Jamaal.

He's probably looking to stay away from cat mascots.


But seriously, come to Carolina.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
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FizFashizzle posted:

Come to carolina, Jamaal.

If it keeps you from getting Fournette, I'm all for it. Go to Carolina, Jamaal.

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