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Poll: Who Should Be Leader of HM Most Loyal Opposition?
This poll is closed.
Jeremy Corbyn 95 18.63%
Dennis Skinner 53 10.39%
Angus Robertson 20 3.92%
Tim Farron 9 1.76%
Paul Ukips 7 1.37%
Robot Lenin 105 20.59%
Tony Blair 28 5.49%
Pissflaps 193 37.84%
Total: 510 votes
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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/Rubberbandits/status/811546370272296960

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Lord of the Llamas posted:

So by "yes" you actually mean "no".
The "centrist" position was no, "yes" is part of the SPD repositioning itself as a party of the actually vaguely left.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I thought the no means "yes" position was the SWP's?

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

big scary monsters posted:

I was surprised to find out when I was in Norway last year that neither they nor any of the other Nordic countries have a national minimum wage. Neither do Switzerland or Austria. Instead they all have strong trade union movements and rely on collective bargaining to set wages across industries. I don't know enough about those countries to say whether that is a more effective approach, but certainly when I think inequality and poverty level wages I don't think of Sweden.

In Switzerland it's a problem because the union-arranged wages only apply to Swiss residents and the country is small enough that there's a massive commuter workforce that lives in France or Italy and works in Switzerland. The Swiss right wing feeds of the idea of commuters "stealing" people's jobs, while resisting anything that might force employers to be less scummy in their hiring practices, while the Swiss Socialists have been screaming for years about either extending the union membership to anyone who works in Switzerland or implementing a federal minimum wage.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Firos posted:

So it turns out I booked an appointment with an Osteopath thinking that it was actually a physiotherapist. Do I cancel and book with a real physio or is it basically fine?

I'm just looking for some to help me sort my extremely tight hamstrings.

I hope that whatever you may decide, you get a happy ending.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

I know someone who might benefit from watching this, but on the other hand they hate the Irish and wish they'd all bomb themselves so it might not have the intended effect.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Firos posted:

So it turns out I booked an appointment with an Osteopath thinking that it was actually a physiotherapist. Do I cancel and book with a real physio or is it basically fine?

I'm just looking for some to help me sort my extremely tight hamstrings.

could be your posture, you might have an anterior pelvic tilt which is common amongst people who sit all day and this could be stretching out your hammies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-CrEi0ymMg

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


JFairfax posted:

could be your posture, you might have an anterior pelvic tilt which is common amongst people who sit all day and this could be stretching out your hammies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-CrEi0ymMg

I need more like this, my left side in particular is noticeably tighter than my right from neck to toe and means I can't run anymore because I get runner's knee in my left knee after a few kilometres, no matter how easy I go on it (and I'm in pretty solid shape otherwise!).

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
Isn't it funny how when centrist parties fail its because of the left somehow but when they succeed its because they're such great centrists.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

JFairfax posted:

I thought the no means "yes" position was the SWP's?

:eyepop:

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



JFairfax posted:

could be your posture, you might have an anterior pelvic tilt which is common amongst people who sit all day and this could be stretching out your hammies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-CrEi0ymMg

My issue is that basically whenever I do squats/deadlift at the gym I can't do squats/deadlift at the gym for 2-3 weeks because of hamstring tightness. No amount of warming up, hot baths, deep heat or stretching seems to fix it. This also all started after I'd been going to the gym for about a year, and just after I went from being a pizza guy to working in an office.

Personally I blame Corbyn.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Office work is a major health hazard. I believe the last estimate was you need to do one hour of exercise a day to make up for the daily damage an office job does to your health

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Dictionary to modern politics:

extreme left-wing: some milquetoast soc-dem policies, continually concedes to conservatives but next time for sure...

left-wing: they voted for minimum income once... but also to cut corporate taxes

centre-left: actually right-wing, with some socially liberal policies thrown in to garner progressive votes, but they will give these up at the drop of a hat to gain right wing votes if even remotely feasible

centrist: lol

centre-right: actually right wing

right-wing: would put the poor in concentration camps if they could pull it off

far-right: literal baby-murdering fascist monsters

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Tesseraction posted:

Office work is a major health hazard. I believe the last estimate was you need to do one hour of exercise a day to make up for the daily damage an office job does to your health

This wouldn't be a problem if my hamstrings weren't hosed :argh:

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
Getting a good ergonomic chair made a world of difference for me in terms of flexibility and general limberness after spending 8 hours+ per day sitting in front of a pair of screens.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

lol just lol if you don't spend your day in front of a 4x3 matrix of screens

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

while sitting on a backless chair

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Tesseraction posted:

while sitting on a backless chair

A backless chair is a stool.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


au contraire my droog

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Tesseraction posted:

au contraire my droog



That chair quite clearly has a back.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
And yet it looks like a stool.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
yeah Tesseraction what kind of shenanigans are you pulling here?

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Guavanaut posted:

And yet it looks like a stool.

I would argue that having a back makes it a chair.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
That's just a poo poo chair.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Lord of the Llamas posted:

That's just a poo poo chair.

So it is a stool.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Lord of the Llamas posted:

That's just a poo poo chair.

A stool?

god drat it flaps

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/842348545340542978

Holy gently caress.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012


This is far from the worst poll we've seen since May took over. What warrants the "holy gently caress"? UKIP collapsing within reach of the Greens?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

JFairfax posted:

yeah Tesseraction what kind of shenanigans are you pulling here?

*chews on a stem of grass*

I don' make the names here pardner

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Labour polling in the 30s maybe?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Baron Corbyn posted:

This is far from the worst poll we've seen since May took over. What warrants the "holy gently caress"? UKIP collapsing within reach of the Greens?

Labour breaking 30%? lol

Maybe she's just impressed that the Lib Dems are continuing to be relevant.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I mean, if despite Corbyn's unpopularity and general party malaise Labour manage to start gaining in the polls it would be pretty impressive. Of course this will probably trigger a fuckbarrelling from our ever-so-delightful press.

Tomorrow's headlines: "Corbyn fucks animals!*"


*according to crazy man we found in a ditch

Don't Lol me
Sep 6, 2004


Baron Corbyn posted:

This is far from the worst poll we've seen since May took over. What warrants the "holy gently caress"? UKIP collapsing within reach of the Greens?

Taking the poll at face value, it would indicate that the general public really give no shits about how incompetent the tories are. Hell, even the latest £70k fine would probably not negatively affect how people would vote.
This just looks to me that UKIP is now being seen as pointless as brexit is happening, so the shift is from them back to tory voting.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Baron Corbyn posted:

UKIP collapsing within reach of the Greens?

Yes.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Baron Corbyn posted:

This is far from the worst poll we've seen since May took over. What warrants the "holy gently caress"? UKIP collapsing within reach of the Greens?

That does seem somewhat newsworthy. They managed 12% in 2015, after all. It's kind of impressive how fast the Tories have been absorbing them.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

I think the most worrying thing about that poll is that UKIP's collapse doesn't seem to be benefiting Labour all that much. People seem to have gone Labour > UKIP > Tories.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Tesseraction posted:

*according to crazy man we found in a ditch

You mistyped "Source close to the Labour party"

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

LemonDrizzle posted:

Getting a good ergonomic chair made a world of difference for me in terms of flexibility and general limberness after spending 8 hours+ per day sitting in front of a pair of screens.

Oh im going to rue all the time I spent on my rear end when im 40/50
Im hella enjoying it now tho


(Yo cubicle jockeys get ye a set of ergonomic everythings. RSI and back problems are loving annoying, worse if they devolve into one of the various nerve tunnel syndromes.)

Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Mar 16, 2017

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

Tomorrow's headlines: "Corbyn fucks animals!*"
How much damage did that do to Daveycam in the polls?

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

How much damage did that do to Daveycam in the polls?

pig on pig action is normal

also the papers slamming corbyn for something the tories also do would be pretty par for the course

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