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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!



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Mover
Jun 30, 2008



Cheeky!

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
I like how that precious fur baby didn't even show any surprise or flinch when it got whacked it just went right back into the water and swam away

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

goose willis posted:

I like how that precious fur baby didn't even show any surprise or flinch when it got whacked it just went right back into the water and swam away

Clearly this ain't its first rodeo.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Rexxed posted:

The BBC heard there's a need for more raccoon content:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE--OQyzTNs

South American raccoons are called Crab-Eating Raccoons because they eat so much shellfish.



Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Ah, so they're Trash Lemurs.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Guy Mann posted:

South American raccoons are called Crab-Eating Raccoons because they eat so much shellfish.





Diet Raccoon

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Guy Mann posted:

South American raccoons are called Crab-Eating Raccoons because they eat so much shellfish.





I wonder if you kept one as a pet would it balloon up to the usual domesticated raccoon level of obesity?

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

Guy Mann posted:

South American raccoons are called Crab-Eating Raccoons because they eat so much shellfish.





"Dat darez me ol cuzin frum down sowtf. Bit of e biter, ee iz."

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

All life gravitates towards the perfect form

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

Raccoon by Chanel

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Slylock Foxs vendetta for raccoons will never not be funny.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
From AI:

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
Raccoon home invasion in Almaty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvYKGuTtsu8

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

The filthy keyboard really adds to the authenticity of the photo

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
IT racoon hates his job

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Darkman Fanpage posted:

IT racoon hates his job

You can see in his eyes though that he does it to put trash on the table for his family. Racoons like him are the real American heroes.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Darkman Fanpage posted:

IT racoon hates his job

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Why are you posting pictures of Charlie Day

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


PLEASE watch till the end :)

http://i.imgur.com/N9aISYk.webm

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Trade your cat in for a raccoon

BetterLekNextTime
Jul 22, 2008

It's all a matter of perspective...
Grimey Drawer
I feel like a raccoon should be worth at least 3 cats.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth
It's like the end of that movie where Arnold got cloned.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

BetterLekNextTime posted:

I feel like a raccoon should be worth at least 3 cats.

It's definitely at least 3 cats by weight. Probably at least 1 additional cat in value for washing services provided.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Cat Features
  • Angry
  • Hisssssss
  • Meow

Raccoon Features
  • Morbidly obese and super jiggly :)
  • Will eat ALL of your garbage :3:
  • Can wash everything FOR FREE :kimchi:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Me, contemplating retirement

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




Update: I have retired and now I grift people at cards

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Wait, If my cat's out there, then what am I playing with?

*laughtrack*

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


cash crab posted:



Update: I have retired and now I grift people at cards

they might start suspecting something if you keep giving cheeky thumbs-ups to photographers

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

From 2015 but I don't remember seeing it



On the other hand, a Russian ad agency got sued by the petting zoo for shooting this:




underboob :nws:?
http://www.art-msk.ru/news/342-3-go-avgusta-studiia-videoreclamy-art-msk-provela-semku-novogo-reclamnogo-rolika

The zoo claims the raccoon is now obsessed with tits and it's causing their employees discomfort.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Can you blame the little guy?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

It's a heavy petting zoo!

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
I'm having a hard time understanding what that ad is trying to sell but out of all the surreal raccoon things in this thread so far that's pretty loving weird lmao

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mobby_6kl posted:




The zoo claims the raccoon is now obsessed with tits and it's causing their employees discomfort.

Hell, same.

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