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Poll: Who Should Be Leader of HM Most Loyal Opposition?
This poll is closed.
Jeremy Corbyn 95 18.63%
Dennis Skinner 53 10.39%
Angus Robertson 20 3.92%
Tim Farron 9 1.76%
Paul Ukips 7 1.37%
Robot Lenin 105 20.59%
Tony Blair 28 5.49%
Pissflaps 193 37.84%
Total: 510 votes
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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
So a picture of Remain campaigners in Maidenhead has been making the rounds recently. Can't imagine why.


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Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


TinTower posted:

So a picture of Remain campaigners in Maidenhead has been making the rounds recently. Can't imagine why.




Lying fake media, IMO. That's a paid-up actor there, clearly.

I do find it fascinating how quickly some on the Tory side managed to change track. I know it's too much to expect some principles from them, but still.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

What the gently caress? Why would you hate someone for being happy with his life?

I didn't say the hate I have for this man is rational or warranted, now did I? But if I wanted to rationalise it I suppose I could say he's just hoarding and sitting on wealth instead of using it for any productive purpose, which to my mind is one step removed from the parasitic capital accumulation so routinely lambasted in this thread. Also, on a more base and visceral level, unalloyed envy.

What the gently caress do you want from me?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


TinTower posted:

So a picture of Remain campaigners in Maidenhead has been making the rounds recently. Can't imagine why.




I don't get it. Theresa May accepted the result of the referendum. If she hadn't the odds are that she'd not be PM right now. Assuming that's what you're getting at here, I don't think it's particularly noteworthy. She thought leaving was dumb, but as it's the will of the people & all that bollocks, she's going to make it happen. She's not making a particularly good job of it but there you go. Imagine how Andrea Leadsom would be doing.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
I'm pretty sure that Theresa May won the leadership election out of Leadsom, Gove, and Fox eliminating themselves out of pure incompetence leaving her to win by default, but okay.

Also

https://twitter.com/politicshome/status/842384964234616832

Can't help but think they missed a trick on Tuesday night…

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

TinTower posted:

The most likely coalitions are probably VVD-CDA-D66-GL or VVD-CDA-D66-PvDA. The problem comes with the Senate, otherwise VVD-D66-GL-PvDA would be more likely.

please dont post windows keys here

e/ beaten like arsenal against bayen

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

haakman posted:

33% of our pork exports go non EU and it's the poo poo bits.

99.1% of our pork imports come from the EU because of import tariffs from the row.

We are a net importer of pork. We are about 55% self sufficient.

Expect to see big price rises and the introduction of other cuts of pork (offal & sow meat).

Clearly with my knowledge of pigs I should be part of blue Labour.

Edit - this speaks nothing for all the bad poo poo going into porters after the EU. Sow cages, antibiotics & growth hormones for everyone yay!

Seriously this.

Pig farming as it stands is unworkable in the UK, as its massively undercut by other EU countries. Its one of the areas if we did go to WTO terms I would expect to see a massive boom in as it would for the first time in almost a decade be a profitable form of general farming in this country.

Honestly the UK farming industry could well come out good if the UK ends up on WTO terms with the EU - its possibly the only sector to do so though.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Jakabite posted:

Holy poo poo, I think I have this. I've been trying to work out what's up with my back for about a year and I think it's this. Cheers man!

no worries, it's a really interesting vid and posture is so important. I've paid a lot more attention to it and it def helps, this video is a good one for sure.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

TinTower posted:

I'm pretty sure that Theresa May won the leadership election out of Leadsom, Gove, and Fox eliminating themselves out of pure incompetence leaving her to win by default, but okay.

Also

https://twitter.com/politicshome/status/842384964234616832

Can't help but think they missed a trick on Tuesday night…

Yeah, I dunno that I'd generally call "asking for an update within two months" pressuring the Government, although with the apparent progress they've made with Brexit preparations so far I understand it may seem a rather sudden and arduous task to them.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Private Speech posted:

I do find it fascinating how quickly some on the Tory side managed to change track. I know it's too much to expect some principles from them, but still.
It's probably to do with the number of Tory constituencies that went Leave.

ukle posted:

Honestly the UK farming industry could well come out good if the UK ends up on WTO terms with the EU - its possibly the only sector to do so though.
Radical national self sufficiency!

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

big scary monsters posted:

Yeah, I dunno that I'd generally call "asking for an update within two months" pressuring the Government, although with the apparent progress they've made with Brexit preparations so far I understand it may seem a rather sudden and arduous task to them.

An informal guarantee not to destroy the planet would be seen as "asking for running commentary" at this point.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
It is almost time for the asking of Questions! This week:



Caricature Tory from another century, New Labour woman with anaesthetic voice, smug SNP person of the week, journalism poo poo and Neanderthalensis Brexitus Tim Martin - all from the thrilling place of Bognor Regis.

All goons join us in #ukgoons (synirc) :beerpal:

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
Didn't Tim Martin recently complain Brexit will mean there won't be enough Eastern Europeans to work in his pubs? :ironicat:

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Oh, hey, a nice, feelgood news article from the Commons. :3:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Did you do that Photoshop thing to the Wetherspoons man where you make their face tiny?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm not sure tory, centrist, liberal, tory, boojie is a super good lineup.

Other than for the firing squad.

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

crispix posted:

Caricature Tory from another century, New Labour woman with anaesthetic voice, smug SNP person of the week, journalism poo poo and Neanderthalensis Brexitus Tim Martin - all from the thrilling place of Bognor Regis.

Grossly unfair slur on Neanderthals.

Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008

crispix posted:

It is almost time for the asking of Questions! This week:



Caricature Tory from another century, New Labour woman with anaesthetic voice, smug SNP person of the week, journalism poo poo and Neanderthalensis Brexitus Tim Martin - all from the thrilling place of Bognor Regis.

All goons join us in #ukgoons (synirc) :beerpal:

When I was a child I honestly believed that my parents had made up Bognor Regis.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Mogg is going to be rude to Eagle and she will cry. SNP bot and tiny face will argue in a way that means each side avoids answering the issues of the other. Music plays and the audience leaves to go beat up gypsie.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

I'm actually a little interested to how utterly detached and maddeningly paternalistic Rees-Mogg will be over Brexit. He's never directly rude, he's always speaking like an after dinner speaker and he's just infuriatingly Tory.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
the weatherspoons man is an utter oval office.

eagle.

ah yes.

oh how I wish she was leading the labour party right now.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
But will Mogg call Labour the Söcialists like he's being a throwback in the 1970s

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

jBrereton posted:

But will Mogg call Labour the Söcialists like he's being a throwback in the 1970s

I was going to say yes but I think it's far more likely he'll use either radical with as much distaste as he can muster or something totally bizarre and anachronistic.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

namesake posted:

I was going to say yes but I think it's far more likely he'll use either radical with as much distaste as he can muster or something totally bizarre and anachronistic.
~vainglorious vanguardists of the Islington Soviet~

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

namesake posted:

I was going to say yes but I think it's far more likely he'll use either radical with as much distaste as he can muster or something totally bizarre and anachronistic.
Fabians?

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Both possible!

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Regarde Aduck posted:

Mogg is going to be rude to Eagle and she will cry. SNP bot and tiny face will argue in a way that means each side avoids answering the issues of the other. Music plays and the audience leaves to go beat up gypsie.

Dimbleby will ask a neutral question like 'how poo poo is the Labour party?' and in a shock result everyone from rival parties will think it's extremely poo poo. Meanwhile the Labour representative will fail to offer any defence or try to turn the discussion on to policy.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
angela eagle is going to remind us that the labour party is full of charismatic political heavyweights, any of which could be doing a better job than corbyn.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I can't wait.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
They should have had this episode of QT in motherwell

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


I'm not sure they should have anything in Motherwell really. Maybe a steel works, for nostalgia's sake.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/daily_record/status/842511537961123843

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

So the Lib Dems have decided to steal a policy that worked so well for Scottish Labour, and are proposing a 1p rise in income tax.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

it's insightful commentary

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Don't Lol me posted:

Hmmm, yes that's definitely the entire cause of why Scottish Labour did so badly, it all happened in a vacuum and the media and referendum played no part in that whatsoever.

Can't wait to get a new Labour leader in with some sick bantz to swing that vote back, it's sure to happen.

Just a reminder that Scottish media is overwhelmingly pro Scotlab and anti SNP.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Coohoolin posted:

Just a reminder that Scottish media is overwhelmingly pro Scotlab and anti SNP.

uhhh

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Coohoolin posted:

Just a reminder that Scottish media is overwhelmingly pro Scotlab and anti SNP.

This is an optimal state of affairs.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
when they're right, they're right.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

jBrereton posted:

when they're right, they're right.
and when they're wrong, they're really really wrong

c.f. "you can't beat scottish football for drama"

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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Coohoolin posted:

Just a reminder that Scottish media is overwhelmingly pro Scotlab and anti SNP.

No one is pro Scotlab. Scotland was, for a short time, a one party state before unforgivably and megaironically you made the Tories your opposition. Scotlab were turned into a non entity via identity politics: the idea that if you're Scottish and leftist then you're also nationalist. I mean politically it was genius machiavellian stuff but it does mean you've let the Tories gain a foothold as the price for destroying Scottish Labour as a concept.

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