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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/abcnews/status/842520370095644672

WTF two fingers

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





What the hell

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare


That's that good poo poo


That's that bad poo poo :(

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Here's some good police dog news to make up for it

http://m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11818907

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/842481727419420674

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


That is incredible.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Here, have some word vomit that makes Sarah Palin look intelligent.

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/842545029151440896

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





lmao

i want carlson to keep hitting the point and make him name a book he's read recently

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Do not post about bad things happening to dogs okay

pick up the pace
Dec 7, 2009

https://twitter.com/charles_lister/status/842509968897138688

This is the second high profile gently caress up (w/r/t anti-terrorism efforts) in less than two months, things aren't looking so good for future ME peace efforts

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

facialimpediment posted:

Here, have some word vomit that makes Sarah Palin look intelligent.

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/842545029151440896

it's so loving annoying that he talks like one of those chatbots that hasn't learned enough phrases.

He just reverts to his old cache of campaign slogans when his loving brain can't loving put together two sentences about a simple goddamn subject.

"what do you read?"
"I don't get a lot of opportunities to read, but right now I'm reading a book on Andrew Jackson. I think he and I had some things in common during our presidencies."

Is this gospel truth? No, but drat dude, I'm just phoning in a more coherent answer. gently caress it's infuriating to read and hear this loving poo poo coming from our highest elected official.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Whiffing at softballs is the defining characteristic of this administration.

unbutthurtable
Dec 2, 2016

Total. Tox. Rereg.


College Slice

Genocide Tendency posted:

Oklahoma State Senator caught loving an underage male prostitute.



Pretty sure we need to invoke "all are pedophiles" rule for republicans from here out. Kinda like bronies.

"Shortey is charged with engaging in child prostitution, engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church, and transporting a minor for prostitution/lewdness, according to the Cleveland County District Attorney's office."

How is that, specifically, a crime? Yeah, prostitution in general I get, but not the church part.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

pick up the pace posted:

https://twitter.com/charles_lister/status/842509968897138688

This is the second high profile gently caress up (w/r/t anti-terrorism efforts) in less than two months, things aren't looking so good for future ME peace efforts

Jfc please don't let this be one of ours

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

unbutthurtable posted:

"Shortey is charged with engaging in child prostitution, engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church, and transporting a minor for prostitution/lewdness, according to the Cleveland County District Attorney's office."

How is that, specifically, a crime? Yeah, prostitution in general I get, but not the church part.

The legislature loves to extra-enhance malum in se crimes that happen near schools, parks, daycares and churches.
They also do it for drugs and sex offenders, maybe a couple other things.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Mar 17, 2017

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

unbutthurtable posted:

"Shortey is charged with engaging in child prostitution, engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church, and transporting a minor for prostitution/lewdness, according to the Cleveland County District Attorney's office."

How is that, specifically, a crime? Yeah, prostitution in general I get, but not the church part.

Oklahoma is home to a great many megachurches and stereotypical evangelicals.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

unbutthurtable posted:

"Shortey is charged with engaging in child prostitution, engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church, and transporting a minor for prostitution/lewdness, according to the Cleveland County District Attorney's office."

How is that, specifically, a crime? Yeah, prostitution in general I get, but not the church part.

I've done zero research on it and have no evidence at all but I'm just gonna go ahead and guess it's a way to screw over minorities that much harder somehow. That's generally a safe bet for any kind of "what the gently caress?" laws you come across.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

facialimpediment posted:

Here, have some word vomit that makes Sarah Palin look intelligent.

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/842545029151440896

"Actually, I'm looking at a book" as if he's giving as much thought as a normal person would about buying a car or something.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

bird food bathtub posted:

I've done zero research on it and have no evidence at all but I'm just gonna go ahead and guess it's a way to screw over minorities that much harder somehow. That's generally a safe bet for any kind of "what the gently caress?" laws you come across.

First and foremost, it's pandering to the church constituencies (particularly on the case of this particular law) and way secondarily, poverty - any effects on minorities are collateral.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Jfc please don't let this be one of ours

They are picking hellfire frags from other areas they hit before, right?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

facialimpediment posted:

Here, have some word vomit that makes Sarah Palin look intelligent.

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/842545029151440896

quote:

I'm looking at a book, I'm reading a book, I'm trying to get started.

Your president has the rare ability to make no less than THREE statements not in support of each other in a single loving sentence.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Your president has the rare ability to make no less than THREE statements not in support of each other in a single loving sentence.

Isn't word salad a symptom of schizophrenia?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

Here, have some word vomit that makes Sarah Palin look intelligent.

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/842545029151440896

This reads like Rainman talking.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Godholio posted:

Oklahoma is home to a great many megachurches and stereotypical evangelicals.

oklahoma has all the christian craziness of the south with none of the redeeming qualities like good food or beautiful nature.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Raising Cane's is pretty good.

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

Yaas Queen Jr is about to hop on that clinton dynasty train :shepicide:

https://medium.com/@MattBruenig/on-chelsea-clinton-3f08aebb85bc

https://twitter.com/dubsteppenwolf/status/842516601597509633
https://twitter.com/LukewSavage/status/841418999644729344




cowboy elvis posted:

Raising Cane's is pretty good.
:hai:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.


Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






I seriously can't parse this

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


If a child prostitute is hanging out near a church he's probably got some repeat customers...

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

LingcodKilla posted:

If a child prostitute is hanging out near a church he's probably got some repeat customers...

theyre loving the gay out of him

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


This reads like something from a Tarantino film

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

cowboy elvis posted:

Raising Cane's is pretty good.

that's Louisiana not oklahoma

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
Kids congregate at churches for youth groups during the week and summer bible school for weeks at a time. Also many of the mega churches have daycares. There's a 1-25 adult to kid ratio at these things generally so I would assume it's done for the same reasons parks and schools get the special rules as opposed to whatever religious conspiracy that was being thrown around.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


So your suggestion is the youth group leader was his pimp?
Plausible.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

LingcodKilla posted:

If a child prostitute is hanging out near a church he's probably got some repeat customers...

Only if he's Catholic.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

shyduck posted:

This reads like something from a Tarantino film

Feels like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXidW7fEH8g

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


I get the feeling poo poo is gonna a go down​ with the Norks this year. Tillerson is saber ratling in Japan and for once, I think it might actually lead to something.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Handsome Ralph posted:

I get the feeling poo poo is gonna a go down​ with the Norks this year. Tillerson is saber ratling in Japan and for once, I think it might actually lead to something.

He did that earlier with China as well, and knowing that gives me incredible unease now that he's moved on to NK.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Trump did say earlier than the strongest unused tool against Norks is China, and that he would leverage them via trade in order to produce better results re: Norks. I guess that's a decent/reasonable approach.

The hacking / sabotage stuff is cool and reminds me of the cold war, but it's just going to buy time until whatever big thing occurs.

Is assassinating KJU off the table still due to devil-you-know reasoning?

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Zeris posted:

Trump did say earlier than the strongest unused tool against Norks is China, and that he would leverage them via trade in order to produce better results re: Norks. I guess that's a decent/reasonable approach.

The hacking / sabotage stuff is cool and reminds me of the cold war, but it's just going to buy time until whatever big thing occurs.

Is assassinating KJU off the table still due to devil-you-know reasoning?

Trumpy has talked about using CHYNA against Best Korea before.

On assassination he doesn't give a gently caress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuIClGGj758

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