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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
To be fair, the SS was a collection of bumblefucks with their poo poo all over the place before the Orangegruppenfuehrer ever was elected.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

CommieGIR posted:

I wonder what his secret service name is?

"Golden Child"?

"Midas"

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
According to this old CNN article - http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/27/politics/donald-trump-mike-pence-secret-service-codenames/ - during the campaign he was "Mogul", and Pence was "Hoosier". God knows if they changed it since.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7HIFCwnPXQ

looks like its about to begin finally

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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god this guy is just the loving worst I can't believe he is the loving president of the USA

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/ArmsControlWonk/status/842800856768512001

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Damnit, I wish I could have heard her in German, without the overly loud translator.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Oooooooh

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/842803642004635650

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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drat german reporter asking some good questions

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

I can't help but hear Trump's "I am a trader" as "I am a traitor".

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Motherfucker, did you just call the DPA fake news? :mad:

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
the audio in this is awful

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Aaaahahahah, he just said the only reason healthcare works in Germany is because "the negotiators in Germany did a much better job than the negotiators in the US", what a colossal loving moron you have elected there.

:laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Is Trump wearing an earpiece?

Edit: he is nevermind

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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I literally cannot follow what he is saying.

Military Stronger Trade Deals this dude is so simple minded. its unbelievable how dumb this man is.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Aaaahahahah, he just said the only reason healthcare works in Germany is because "the negotiators in Germany did a much better job than the negotiators in the US", what a colossal loving moron you have elected there.

:laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo:

I thought he was referring to trade deals between USA and other countries

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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haha another wiretapping question.

edit: yeaaaaah doubledowning on it

edit2: talk to fox about it WHAT THE gently caress

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


holy poo poo that wiretap joke

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I thought he was referring to trade deals between USA and other countries

Oh, my bad, misunderstood that, but I was pretty sure he ended the sentence with "beautiful, tremendous healthcare" and the usual gibberish.


What in the everloving gently caress, he just joked about Obama wiretapping Merkel in response to him claiming Obama wiretapped him.


"We never said that, that was a statement by a very talented legal mind, he was saying this on FOX. You shouldn't be talking to me, you should be talking to FOX"

:wtc:

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Oh, my bad, misunderstood that, but I was pretty sure he ended the sentence with "beautiful, tremendous healthcare" and the usual gibberish.


:wtc:

You could be right too this guy just talks random words

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
GET YOUR loving HANDS OFF MUTTI, YOU SLIMY RAPEHIPPO

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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:catstare: at that whole thing

:catstare:

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


psydude posted:

*is a 350lb government contractor with Gadsden plates living in Manassas*

do not dox me

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
they got rid of the thimble, shoe, and wheelbarrow in monopoly.

truly the darkest of times.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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TBeats posted:

they got rid of the thimble, shoe, and wheelbarrow in monopoly.

truly the darkest of times.

I was just reading that article on CNN. It mentioned hashtags and emojis as replacements :barf: but a t-rex, rubber ducky and the penguin aren't bad :kiddo:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


TBeats posted:

they got rid of the thimble, shoe, and wheelbarrow in monopoly.

truly the darkest of times.

Now how do I explain to my kids what a thimble and wheelbarrow are?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


LingcodKilla posted:

Now how do I explain to my kids what a thimble and wheelbarrow are?
They're going to need to know how to use them when Trump ends the world.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

LingcodKilla posted:

Now how do I explain to my kids what a thimble and wheelbarrow are?

Drive around the nice part of town where illegals are doing yard work and point out the wheelbarrow

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Proud Christian Mom posted:

Drive around the nice part of town where illegals are doing yard work and point out the wheelbarrow

Ugh we have windowblinds for a reason.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I was just reading that article on CNN. It mentioned hashtags and emojis as replacements :barf: but a t-rex, rubber ducky and the penguin aren't bad :kiddo:

The T-Rex actually looks cool, and I'm glad that the dog and the car made it through the gauntlet

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Donnie wants us all to ask fox as they were his source.

So fox responded: https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/842815659591524352

Also, the justice department just delivered paperwork to Congress on the "wiretapp" bullshit.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Office Pig posted:

So, two things. The first thing, which is ridiculous:



The second thing, which is ridiculous and loving frightening.

https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/842790114635997184
https://twitter.com/jeffpeguescbs/status/842773968608251905

It keeps coming

https://twitter.com/jeffpeguescbs/status/842777047244177408

I hope the pope is ok. :ohdear:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

facialimpediment posted:

Donnie wants us all to ask fox as they were his source.

So fox responded: https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/842815659591524352

Also, the justice department just delivered paperwork to Congress on the "wiretapp" bullshit.

Trump lies like I did when I was eight loving years old. If he can't devise a way that someone would figure out that he's lying, THEY'LL BE NONE THE WISER, BETTER DOUBLE DOWN!

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Mar 17, 2017

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Godholio posted:

I hope the pope is ok. :ohdear:

Speaking honestly, the moment I saw that bit on the Pope was when I entertained the notion that this was possibly a move by Bannon to aid in his Vatican power plays. Of course, the fact there was a whole lot of Trump information taken as well sort of undermines that line of thought.

On an unrelated note, maybe it was a bad idea to allow members of foreign intelligence agencies to come within walking distance of an obvious Trump hotspot?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I literally cannot follow what he is saying.

Military Stronger Trade Deals this dude is so simple minded. its unbelievable how dumb this man is.

For some reason I just flashed back to when Brian Billick coached the Ravens and how some fans got mad that he used "big words" in his press conferences...and suddenly Trump supporters make more sense to me.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Office Pig posted:

Speaking honestly, the moment I saw that bit on the Pope was when I entertained the notion that this was possibly a move by Bannon to aid in his Vatican power plays. Of course, the fact there was a whole lot of Trump information taken as well sort of undermines that line of thought.

On an unrelated note, maybe it was a bad idea to allow members of foreign intelligence agencies to come within walking distance of an obvious Trump hotspot?

Hot take: Bannon doesn't care about Trump, he cares about power and using it to cause chaos to his advantage.

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

MazelTovCocktail posted:

So was the Mosque hit a pure miss (wrong target or malfunction), or was it full of assholes who just happened to be in a Mosque?

To save you from wading into D&D, they didn't hit the small mosque.
https://twitter.com/wjhenn/status/842771923813781504

But noted goon Brown Moses claims the large building that is currently 50% smoking crater is also a mosque. He suspects the US simply didn't know that the small mosque was expanded with a larger mosque right next door.

https://www.bellingcat.com/news/mena/2017/03/16/us-missile-remains-reportedly-recovered-from-site-of-aleppo-mosque-bombing/

golden bubble fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Mar 17, 2017

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/juliehdavis/status/842770313217785856

:yum:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





facialimpediment posted:

Donnie wants us all to ask fox as they were his source.

So fox responded: https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/842815659591524352

Also, the justice department just delivered paperwork to Congress on the "wiretapp" bullshit.

I think he is mad

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Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
I bet it was a colombian hooker. The secret service loves them some latin hookers.

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