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Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Starshark posted:

:sigh: Again with Kenny and the dog-loving. Why doesn't anyone talk about all the dogs he DIDN'T gently caress?

Righto, what's their name then

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Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

someone please make one of those 'overwatch' play of the game gifs with gillian triggs 18c'ing bleak to death

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 29 hours!

Dude McAwesome posted:

someone please make one of those 'overwatch' play of the game gifs with gillian triggs 18c'ing bleak to death

https://twitter.com/abrekke83/status/842513875337695235

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Starshark posted:

:sigh: Again with Kenny and the dog-loving. Why doesn't anyone talk about all the dogs he DIDN'T gently caress?

A old timer in Australia in a bar, talking to a young man.

The Old Man says, "Mate, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence pale by pale with me own two hands. I worked on it for months."

"But do they call me Kenny the Fence Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own fuckin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days."

"But do they call me Kenny the Bar Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man points out to a crumpled paper. "Eh, champ, look at this newspaper. .Do ya see this article I wrote?. Took me weeks to do the investigative legwork, sleepless nights to write it..."

"But do they call me Kenny the Investigative Journalist? Nooo..."

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.

"But ya gently caress one dog..."

Frogfingers
Oct 10, 2012

Its PC gone mad Stew!

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
So the current WA poll says that if the election was held now, 3 ministers would lose their seats. I'd place money on him not being PM before the next election but the odds are too low to make much money (1.5 to 1).

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
Laybah chaos mr speekah

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

Starchy Tuber tells CEO's to "Stick to Knitting" instead of social activism:

http://www.canberratimes.com.au/fed...318-gv11uh.html

So, you'll no longer be accepting donations from these guys Peter?

Also, love the "But mah free speech" outrage about those getup types boycotting companies. It's not blackmail, it's the free market.

There was some talk about legislating against organised boycotts when the Alan Jones turd hit the fan a couple of years ago, no doubt it's being put in the microwave for a reheat as we speak.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Capt.Whorebags posted:

There was some talk about legislating against organised boycotts when the Alan Jones turd hit the fan a couple of years ago, no doubt it's being put in the microwave for a reheat as we speak.

In b4 christian right organises boycott of Qantas flights.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 29 hours!
First Dog:

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010
Conservatives: Anti-discrimination laws are unnecessary as the free market will ensure customers are driven away by bigotry

[people threaten to not use bigoted businesses]

Conservatives: LEFTIST BULLIES MY FREE SPEECH

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Capt.Whorebags posted:


There was some talk about legislating against organised boycotts when the Alan Jones turd hit the fan a couple of years ago, no doubt it's being put in the microwave for a reheat as we speak.

This sort of legislation seems pretty unworkable to me. How do you prove intent to not buy a thing?

blacksun
Mar 16, 2006
I told Cwapface not to register me with a title that said I am a faggot but he did it anyway because he likes to tell the truth.

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

This sort of legislation seems pretty unworkable to me. How do you prove intent to not buy a thing?

http://www.mondaq.com/australia/x/334700/Cartels+Monopolies/Secondary+boycott+actions+under+the+Competition+and+Consumer+Act+2010

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

ModernMajorGeneral posted:

Conservatives: Anti-discrimination laws are unnecessary as the free market will ensure customers are driven away by bigotry

[people threaten to not use bigoted businesses]

Conservatives: LEFTIST BULLIES MY FREE SPEECH

The people of Australia are free to live whatever lives they choose just so long as they choose to go back to church, return to the tradition of tithing 10% of their salary, all women wear long dresses instead of men's pants and the peasants cease disrespecting their social betters.

Anything else is just bullying by the filthy lefties.

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

DancingShade posted:

The people of Australia are free to live whatever lives they choose just so long as they choose to go back to church, return to the tradition of tithing 10% of their salary, all women wear long dresses instead of men's pants and the peasants cease disrespecting their social betters.

Anything else is just bullying by the filthy lefties.

This is literally what T Abbott believes, as well as anyone else who lists B.A. Santamaria as their hero.

Nuclear families, living under the grace and authority of local bishops, as far as the eye can see.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Out of curiosity, what denomination does Abbott profess to?

Not taking it anywhere, just curious.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Pretty sure he's Catholic

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

EoinCannon posted:

Pretty sure he's Catholic

He went to Jesuit schools for whatever that's worth. I don't even know if Jesuits are a sub-Catholic faith, I can't keep up with all these schisms.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Abbott is a 100% santamaria coven catholic

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
In the glorious LNP future I can't wait for the return of alcohol free dance halls so that men and woman can socially mix and find marriage partners under the watchful eyes of the local elders.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
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DancingShade posted:

In the glorious LNP future I can't wait for the return of alcohol free dance halls so that men and woman can socially mix and find marriage partners under the watchful eyes of the local elders.

This but unironically.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
The greens will bring back straight edge hardcore so I'm sticking with them.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XpDQp0Yfc0

Here's a blast from the past for you.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Yet still highly relevant.

Good to see we as a nation are moving forwards in reverse. Maybe in a couple hundred more years we'll have rediscovered bronze forging and how to cure leather.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

I wonder if that song is on the 'net anywhere. It was pretty funny.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
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Starshark posted:

I wonder if that song is on the 'net anywhere. It was pretty funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPlhz2iX_0k

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

DancingShade posted:

Good to see we as a nation are moving forwards in reverse. Maybe in a couple hundred more years we'll have rediscovered bronze forging and how to cure leather.

Bronze is a Communist plot to force Marxism on the nation through metallurgical multiculturalism, we need to go back to the days of pure copper, untainted by inferior tin.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

That's the good stuff.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Starshark posted:

He went to Jesuit schools for whatever that's worth. I don't even know if Jesuits are a sub-Catholic faith, I can't keep up with all these schisms.

Jesuiy's are the lefty progrrssive arm of the Catholic church. The current pope is the first ever Jesuit pope. The conservatives hate him.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Abbott left his seminary because he was disgusted by people in the infirmary who claimed they were too sick to get their own meals

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
He literally thought the Catholic church spent too much time helping and forgiving people and not enough time fighting its enemies.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

He literally thought the Catholic church spent too much time helping and forgiving people and not enough time fighting its enemies.

He also thought his own daughters were pretty hot and sexy which is totally the appropriate thing to say on national television so you know he's a statesman at heart.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Solemn Sloth posted:

Abbott is a 100% santamaria cloven catholic
Not empty quoting, nosiree Bob!

ZombyDog
Jul 11, 2001

Ere to fix yer gubbinz
I'm so Sorry about thaaaat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk5FkWRVixk

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

I think you'll find it's spelled "Sorreh boud eht"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAUN4HPjtLY

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 29 hours!
https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/status/842894010150666240/photo/1

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Someone needs to hold an irony mirror to ol' Hanson here, gently caress

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

LOL so pretty much, Dutton is making the government look like it's cowering under the might of the waffen SSM a mob of high-profile business executives :thumbsup:

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
yeh ok, might have been more belivable if you didn't use an actual photo of your face as your user pic; literal dutton parachute account

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Frogfingers
Oct 10, 2012

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

LOL so pretty much, Dutton is making the government look like it's cowering under the might of the waffen SSM a mob of high-profile business executives :thumbsup:

If the bosses aren't on their side who the gently caress is on their side?

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