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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
SPRING BREAk DEBAUCHeRy EXPOSED!!! *zooms in on some titties*

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Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

SpaceGoku posted:

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/843088897781501952

who in the white house owns stock in orbit's parent company

This one too

https://twitter.com/olivianuzzi/status/843089401739657216

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




cypher is reported to have said "i know this isnt a steak, its just electrical impulses, but"

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

etalian posted:

Ha Ha Trump allow mines to dump their waste water will lead to massive job growth

Yeah but I'm curious where those extra jobs come from. My only guess are truck drivers whore take the coal sludge from the processing plant to local rivers and aquifers. :shrug:

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


lmao replace that scene in the matrix with this one

you know which scene

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

punchymcpunch posted:

cypher is reported to have said "i know this isnt a steak, its just electrical impulses, but"

not that unusual a meeting since conway meets with a lot of red-pillers

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

when I put this garnish in my mouth, I know that it's just the matrix telling me it is fibrous and astringent

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Fox News sent an infiltrator reporter with a video camera into a party at my college my freshman year, it was insanely stupid then and it still is now

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



*mouse rushes in*

morpheus is going on tv and saying neo has the full confidence of the president

*everyone rushes out to watch*

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



Kempo Yellow Belt posted:

I made a promise I would not rub it in their faces(and I have no intention to), but they made the promise that if the times comes, and they finally realize they've been hoodwinked, that they had to admit it in group chat. Been a lot of silence lately. Use to get all sorts of sick memes on the daily, in addition to being called a liberal elitist socialist. Things are more relaxed now. No one really talks about Don. its more about video games, music, or just random military poo poo.

I try and place myself in their position. I think, okay. I've been deployed half a dozen times. I'm tired of this poo poo. I'm angry that more millenials are not signing up so that I can have a break. That I'd like to actually see at least one of my kids born, rather than being stuck in some sandpit. And this guy says he will end things swiftly. So I become a die hard Trump supporter. His ideas sounded great. And he wan't "crooked Hillary" who committed Benghazi. Now I see nothing has changed, that he doesn't know what he is doing. Knows gently caress all about the military. Blames Generals and commanders for fatalities. He is attacking the 1st amendment. Attacking the entirety of the judicial branch. The dismantling of the 9th circuit statement, I think, was the proverbial straw for one of my friends. He did say that was "hosed up". Others, like I said, remain silent. When he loses the military and you begin to hear audible boos, it will be glorious. I think the statements about McCain and the "bone spur" will gnaw at their better angels. And they will see this guy is a clown that doesn't actually respect the uniform, or the position of Commander-in-Chief.

Most of my military friends, both active and ex, are MI types, and almost none of them are Trumpers, but I have one friend who is a young National Guard lieutenant who is, and I try not to pick on her for it. It just baffles me, though, because other than some generic poo poo about "are troops", Trump has been contemptuous of the military and even the notion of service in every public statement he's ever made about it.

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

tank

load the trump program

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I don't think a story about Kellyanne Conway eating an entire scallion whole like a sword-swallower under the impression that it was asparagus really needs to be embellished with Matrix jokes, but it is also funny that she apparently knows someone named Cypher yes

(not like this)

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Darkman Fanpage posted:

SPRING BREAk DEBAUCHeRy EXPOSED!!! *zooms in on some titties*

im the pointless censoring to make things seem raunchier than they are

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



dont gimme that juris my diction crap, i think my men can handle one bad hombre

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



loquacius posted:

I don't think a story about Kellyanne Conway eating an entire scallion whole like a sword-swallower under the impression that it was asparagus really needs to be embellished with Matrix jokes, but it is also funny that she apparently knows someone named Cypher yes

(not like this)

youre lucky i didnt try to make a cypher raige joke

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


punchymcpunch posted:

*mouse rushes in*

morpheus is going on tv and saying neo has the full confidence of the president

*everyone rushes out to watch*

lmao

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

loquacius posted:

(not like this)

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The Brown Menace posted:

im the pointless censoring to make things seem raunchier than they are

fox news reporter rubbing one out while sitting on the balcony and complaining about slutty college students.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


*9th circuit judge walks up to trump*

MR PRESIDENT, surprised to see me?

*more judges emerge from surrounding buildings and circle trump*

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



orbit gum is a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. everything the body needs.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




loquacius posted:

Fox News sent an infiltrator reporter with a video camera into a party at my college my freshman year, it was insanely stupid then and it still is now

Knew this was you without seeing the username, fuckin spg.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/843088518339612673
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/843090516283723776

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

BREAKING: Russian agent threatens Germany in bizarre extortion scheme

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
is NATO a protection racket now

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Very powerful very expensive defense!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



nice tanks, real shame if the caterpillar treads turned into moths heh heh heh

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

On a random note the new Iron Fist series is hilariously bad

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Trump: I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this job. This white house, this presidency, this office, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the work—if there is such a thing—I feel saturated by it. I have to do work and every time I do, I fear I have somehow been infected by it—it's repulsive! Isn't it? I must get out of here. I must go golfing...and in this suitcase is the key, my key. Once America is destroyed, there is no need for me to be here. Do you understand?! I need the nuclear codes, I have to destroy America and you have to tell me how. You're going to tell me, or you're going to die!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

etalian posted:

On a random note the new Iron Fist series is hilariously bad

I'm shocked a show run by the Dexter show runner is bad

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The Brown Menace posted:

Trump: I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this job. This white house, this presidency, this office, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the work—if there is such a thing—I feel saturated by it. I have to do work and every time I do, I fear I have somehow been infected by it—it's repulsive! Isn't it? I must get out of here. I must go golfing...and in this suitcase is the key, my key. Once America is destroyed, there is no need for me to be here. Do you understand?! I need the nuclear codes, I have to destroy America and you have to tell me how. You're going to tell me, or you're going to die!

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

deadgoon posted:

is NATO a protection racket now
*three generations of european nationalists laugh in unison without mirth*

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Do you know what I love about piss? The smell.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

etalian posted:

On a random note the new Iron Fist series is hilariously bad

can't wait to watch it just to get mad at how much they hosed up such a basic concept

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Jose posted:

I'm shocked a show run by the Dexter show runner is bad

lol howd he get hired again

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Russian agent trying to break up NATO

You don't say

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

lol we're going to die

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

navyjack posted:

Most of my military friends, both active and ex, are MI types, and almost none of them are Trumpers, but I have one friend who is a young National Guard lieutenant who is, and I try not to pick on her for it. It just baffles me, though, because other than some generic poo poo about "are troops", Trump has been contemptuous of the military and even the notion of service in every public statement he's ever made about it.

Weird. Almost all my mine, active and ex, are infantry or some other combat arms. And I don't feel that the combat arms are any less or more bright than say MI, or logistics. Though, a lot of Infantry I knew came from the South. Which could explain the strong Trump support initially. I think there are maybe 4 people who were Bernie supporters. And ended up holding their nose and voting Clinton. The rest, Trumpetters through and through. Wish I could go active again for a few weeks just to hear some of the political rhetoric being pass around. Especially if its during an FTX and you are hit with a large block of down time.

I still find it astounding that Trump could have said, "He prefers people who weren't captured", and the other things he has said about PoWs, and still receive the support of the armed services. But then again, Benghazi was an absolutely nightmare. The rumors I heard floating around were ridiculous. i.e. 173rd was wheels up and ready to drop but Clinton yes, Clinton called them back. Because, you know, the SecState has that power. From what I understand, when she was SecState, it was more of a position she used to add to her resume for running for PoTUS. And that Obama micro-managed the State department fairly often. :shrug: All I hope, is that Trump gets booed by an entire brigade of soldiers.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




must be super lovely to be on the bad marvel shows

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

punchymcpunch posted:

lol howd he get hired again

Well Dexter was really popular because idiots didn't notice it become extremely dumb and poo poo

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