Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

This is the indian version of a 'DO U LIKE ME CIRCLE YES OR NO' note being passed in school class

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Is Tin Deck still the place where goons put audio for free?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP



lol

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Serak posted:

Awful lot of dudes pretty convinced that women trawl the comment section of bhabhi videos looking for dudes posting their WhatsApp contacts:

This is from comments on a single video:

contact for sex only girls &Bhabhi 8372060047
hi 8130048055 mera h kabhi bhi bula lo
im boy my whotsup no 09173112516
hi i am boy my wats up no only for girl 9815947593
agar kisi bhabhi ko Lund lenna h to bolo p.no=9852380387
Only kanpur girls & Bhabhi contact for sex 9628194369
contact for sex only girls &Bhabhi 9173709911
hi ladies ,I m handsome sexy boy ,for fun u can call me ,first watsapp me 9927827429 only females ,bcuz I m male
Hello Iam a playboy call me or send me msg at whatsapp only for girls and women my no. is 8320503637
hii call me only girl 8860073805
I AM A PLAY BOY CALL ME NUMBER 9619147079 WATS UP NO 9619147070
Call me only AUNTY 97 63652101

Like, surely this doesn't work and yet there are a LOT of people convinced it does - what gives?

They finish before they get their first call from an American online pharmacy telemarketer.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
mods please namechange me to any random quote from this thread


seriously please

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Results for bhabhi do the needful (without quotes):

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
BIG DICK LIKE KONGOCHIEF

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

The Switch in the Bhabhi-Devar Relationship
Komal Soni traces the origin of the sensitive relationship between a bhabhi and her devar, and its transformation into a sexual relationship in the current times
Komal Soni | Posted on 22 Jul 2016

I am no fan of Indian soaps, but one show that firmly held my interest was Ajai Sinha’s Aadhe Adhoore on Zindagi. It touched upon the sexual relationship between a bhabhi and her devar (husband’s younger brother). Unapologetic in its attitude, sensitive and gentle in its treatment, even though the series won applause for its brave content, the naysayers were not far behind, and it was taken off air in four months.

The bhabhi-devar relationship in India has been fodder for many a spicy tale. It’s ever-changing, intriguing matrix has added to the fascination: from being a mother figure, to playing confidante, to, in some instances, the first female stranger to ever live in the family, making her an object of latent desire for the devar.

In a critically acclaimed feature film of the eighties called Ek Chaadar Maili Si, a bhabhi is forced to marry her devar. Adapted from Rajinder Singh Bedi’s Urdu novella by the same name, the film was set in a small village in Punjab with Rishi Kapoor playing brother-in-law to Hema Malini, married to his older brother. The film takes a dramatic turn when the older brother is murdered, and the young Rishi is asked to marry the decade older Hema, mother to two young children.

The tradition of chaadar daalna involves a widowed woman literally placing a sheet over a devar’s head, implying marriage, so that the widow and her children would be taken care of. It also helps that her deceased husband’s property is passed on to his younger brother and stays within the family.

The practice of chaadar daalna owes its origin to the custom of niyoga, first mentioned in the Rig Vedas. Back then, women practiced sati, taking their lives by jumping into the funeral pyre of their dead husbands. Niyoga, meaning delegation, allowed the widow to be remarried, usually to the husband’s brother. In the Rig Veda, there is mention of the widow being taken away from the funeral pyre by the brother-in-law, in all probability to marry her.

Another reason it was practiced in the olden days was so that a childless widow could produce an heir for the family – and who better than the husband’s brother to do the needful. It was not seen as adultery.

In The Evolution and the Basic Concept of Niyoga, Karan Kumar the author says that niyoga was more the dharma, or duty, of the brother (or any male relative) to ensure that the family’s legacy is carried forward, rather than as a means of carnal pleasure.

In the Mahabharata, when queen Satyavati’s son Vichitravirya dies, leaving behind two widows, Ambika and Ambalika, Satyavati asks her other son, the sage Vyasa (brother-in-law to the ladies), to perform niyoga with them. It was this that resulted in the birth of Dhritarashtra and Pandu (who went on to father the Kauravas and the Pandavas respectively).

But in the other older epic Ramayana, prince Lakshman looked upon Sita, his older brother Ram’s wife, as a mother figure. “I do not know her bracelets or earrings; every day I bowed to her feet and so I know her anklets,” he is supposed to have said when Ram identifies pieces of Sita’s jewellery left behind in the forest after her abduction by Ravana. Implying that other than her feet, he never looked at any part of her body, presumably out of respect.

Closer, in the 20th century, the great poet, author, artist and Nobel prize-winner Rabindranath Tagore was said to have considered his bhabhi, Kadambari Devi his muse. She inspired many of his masterpieces – from poems to artworks.

In her paper titled ‘(Im) possible Love and Sexual Pleasure in Late-Colonial North India’, published in the journal Modern Asian Studies, Charu Gupta, associate professor of history at Delhi University writes, “More than anything else, in the relationship between devar and bhabhi, there was an element of light-hearted exchange and fun, an exhilarated and unrestrained sense of joy and a certain emotional dependence. This was different from the restrained relationship the woman shared with her husband.”

Over the next few decades, industrialisation changed the concept of niyoga. As young men across the country started migrating to cities to earn a living, they left behind lonely wives, who ended up turning to the young brother-in-law for solace; the devar, only too eager to replace the husband in their affections. Many an affair followed. Devars are still fantasising about their bhabhis; especially in small town India, where millions of men are in love with the voluptuous, pornographic, animated character Savita bhabhi.

Needless to say that not all bhabhi-devar relationships are about adultery or having a mother-son like bond. Like all relationships, they come in various shades and it is about time, a TV serial doesn't get pulled off air for showing one of these shades.

Sethex
Jun 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

It's India

Careful, last person that brought that up got probated

Sethex
Jun 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
This thread has everything I love and need in my Web 2.0 experience. Subhuman Sjws getting offended and dicks as big as Cambodia. What a time to be alive.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



The best thing that ever happened to Europe was when the Catholic Church outlawed the levirate.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

The best thing that ever happened to Europe was when the Catholic Church outlawed the levirate.

Actually it was the introduction of beer

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

I kiss in ur rear end nd reproductive parts and boobs

do u like?? y/n

Lazerbeam
Feb 4, 2011

KakerMix posted:

Every bhabi, yeah
Rock your body, yeah
Every bhabi, yeah
Rock your body right
Big nipples, big life, alright

Quality post

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


WampaLord posted:

What would any of these guys ever do if they actually managed to get a woman, jizz instantly and die happy?

They're like dogs chasing cars.

i knew an indian dude who had a hot-rear end girlfriend who looked like a young julianne moore

anyway all he did was work on excel sheets and formulas for playing obscure-rear end markets and play online poker while drinking red bull

hope this answers your question

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

Another reason it was practiced in the olden days was so that a childless widow could produce an heir for the family – and who better than the husband’s brother to do the needful.

It was not seen as adultery.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

It means roughly "Every woman wants a rich man, until that man wants to gently caress her".

It's a rough translation of this version of the same pic:

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Sethex posted:

Careful, last person that brought that up got probated

Well except not, genesplicer probated like one goon who made a bad joke and then ignored a bunch of more racist poo poo in later pages

But who can blame him for giving up, threads too funny to close and he knows it so he's gotta just let it run its course

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP


:stonklol:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
poo poo, "I want to kiss your reproductive parts" is my opening line on tinder, am I doing this wrong?

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Nooner posted:

poo poo, "I want to kiss your reproductive parts" is my opening line on tinder, am I doing this wrong?

Its good because it's nongendered, just copy/paste it in and fire off a hundred msgs no problem, dudes, ladies and anyone in between

Cast your net wide

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Nooner posted:

poo poo, "I want to kiss your reproductive parts" is my opening line on tinder, am I doing this wrong?

switch to "I like armpit hair and dirty smell"

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

big nipples big life posted:

switch to "I like armpit hair and dirty smell"

LIKE

spathi-wa
Sep 8, 2005
hu hu hu ^_^
Lipstick Apathy
here's a drunk post from an Indian culture expert: marriage doesn't mean sexual satisfaction

spathi-wa
Sep 8, 2005
hu hu hu ^_^
Lipstick Apathy

du -hast posted:

It means roughly "Every woman wants a rich man, until that man wants to gently caress her".

It's a rough translation of this version of the same pic:



no you are completely wrong, it says

put the dick away, fucker;

im on my period

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Bahbi Bahbi, wooooah wooooah, I've gotta facuck and go.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
where do you find gay indian men?

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

serious norman posted:

where do you find gay indian men?

I haven't heard this joke before

Where?

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

serious norman posted:

where do you find gay indian men?

At your dads house

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



gently caress da Mods posted:

At your dads house

pwnt

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


du -hast posted:

It means roughly "Every woman wants a rich man, until that man wants to gently caress her".

It's a rough translation of this version of the same pic:



jokes on them unless they are rich themselves they are already getting hosed by the rich

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo









gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
any grl wanna do chat with hot gif animation than text me

sout
Apr 24, 2014

these guys sure like navels

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

Fuckin random rimjob made me lmao

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
I'd like to know more about power yoga.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Romes128 posted:

Fuckin random rimjob made me lmao

This exchange got me:

"anyone send ur penis pic?"
"nooooo ur a gay".

Well.... Alright then.

  • Locked thread