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TBeats posted:saying a football player looks sloppy and out of shape doesn't seem like body shaming to me considering they are paid to not be sloppy and out of shape. It popped into my head, and after mulling on it for awhile, I'm pretty sure it came from hit Will Ferrell show "The Oblongs".
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That was a really underrated show.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 15:56 |
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Anals of History posted:It's loving March. If he looks sloppy and out of shape three months from now, maybe then it'll be time to worry. I'm inclined to give the player the benefit of the doubt given that I have no idea what kind of injuries he took during the season that might still be healing and that he and his trainer know his body better than I do.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 17:05 |
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Someone call a doctor there's a cantaloupe stuck in his neck!
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 17:06 |
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Caf posted:The guys in the NBA who have a +9 ape index probably have a few inches on him in height too so their ratio ends up lower. +9 on a dude who is only 6'4" is unreal. Not cool, bro. I know it's Saint Patrick's Day, but we don't say that poo poo in public anymore. TBeats posted:saying a football player looks sloppy and out of shape doesn't seem like body shaming to me considering they are paid to not be sloppy and out of shape. What matters is that he's clearly wrong. Also, come to the TFF Chat thread. We already decided that bodyshaming is good and being fat is equivalent to being intellectually lazy.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 17:18 |
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https://twitter.com/MMehtaNYDN/status/842779788070797312 this won't work
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 17:51 |
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Why not? Rex is hugely entertaining.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 18:11 |
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They should have him do a segment where he breaks down quarterback footwork
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 18:12 |
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Ehud posted:Why not? Rex is hugely entertaining. Seriously, he's a funny guy who always had good press conferences. His coaching left something to be desired, but I'd way rather watch one of his press conferences then just about anyone else's. He'll be a fine talking head for all the normal blather they do.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 18:18 |
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Anals of History posted:I'm inclined to give the player the benefit of the doubt given that...he and his trainer know his body better than I do. The Arian Foster Effect
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Chichevache posted:Not cool, bro. I know it's Saint Patrick's Day, but we don't say that poo poo in public anymore. I'm not really familiar with the characters in this thread so I can't tell if you're joking or not but that's actually the name of the wingspan vs height measurement.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 18:55 |
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lmao
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 19:01 |
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English is a great language in that you can find ways to convey just about anything without alienating people.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 19:04 |
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The Superbowl pregame was getting his foot in the door I guess
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 19:40 |
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Intruder posted:The Superbowl pregame was getting his foot in the door I guess Yeah, just dipping his toe in the water.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 20:09 |
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Rex Ryan has a foot fetish
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 20:15 |
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Hell yeah
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 20:24 |
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Tattoo artist testified todayquote:Prosecutors say a tattoo of a revolver with 5 bullets on Hernandez's arm is a confession to the slaying of two men at a Boston stoplight in 2012 after one of them bumped into him at a club, spilling his drink...Prosecutors say the tattoo of an empty cartridge is key, commemorating how many shots it took to kill de Abreu and Furtado.
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Chris James 2 posted:Tattoo artist testified today I often wonder how many lives Tebow saved when he was assigned to keep Hernandez out of trouble in Gainesville
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Ehud posted:I often wonder how many lives Tebow saved when he was assigned to keep Hernandez out of trouble in Gainesville It's his first miracle required for Sainthood. Beating the Steelers was the second. St. Tebow will be a real thing.
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 02:54 |
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Ehud posted:I often wonder how many lives Tebow saved when he was assigned to keep Hernandez out of trouble in Gainesville I mean if it isn't more than 3 it didn't work out.
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swickles posted:It's his first miracle required for Sainthood. Beating the Steelers was the second. St. Tebow will be a real thing. His next act is to hit for the cycle.
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 03:26 |
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Chris James 2 posted:Tattoo artist testified today Where the gently caress was he killing people? Fair Verona?
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 03:51 |
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Diqnol posted:English is a great language in that you can find ways to convey just about anything without alienating people. Or with, if that's your thing.
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 03:56 |
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Tebow's 3rd miracle will be finding another year of eligibility and saving Florida from their QB crisis
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 04:00 |
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FizFashizzle posted:de Abreu and Furtado. Did lol Also he must be a good shot, killin 2 dudes with one bullet.
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FizFashizzle posted:de Abreu and Furtado. You may not know this out in Myrtle Beach, but in Florida and the West Coast we have this thing called "latinos". You may have heard the president talking about them.
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Anals of History posted:It's loving March. If he looks sloppy and out of shape three months from now, maybe then it'll be time to worry. I'm inclined to give the player the benefit of the doubt given that I have no idea what kind of injuries he took during the season that might still be healing and that he and his trainer know his body better than I do. If he looked sloppy and out of shape in March then it makes sense to say that he looks sloppy and out of shape in March if he indeed looks sloppy and out of shape in March.
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Chichevache posted:You may not know this out in Myrtle Beach, but in Florida and the West Coast we have this thing called "latinos". You may have heard the president talking about them. I... think? he was making a Shakespeare joke
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 06:33 |
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Intruder posted:I... think? he was making a Shakespeare joke He was.
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 06:36 |
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https://twitter.com/mikeclaynfl/status/842941992854323200 That would be kinda dumb since they have Yeldon and spent money on Ivory...
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pubic works project posted:https://twitter.com/mikeclaynfl/status/842941992854323200 Yeah, because when you have superstar players like Yeldon and Ivory, how can you really improve the position.
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 17:06 |
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Sataere posted:Yeah, because when you have superstar players like Yeldon and Ivory, how can you really improve the position. Lmao yeah I know, but I wouldn't spend the #4 back on a RB. Maybe a 3rd rounder.
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pubic works project posted:https://twitter.com/mikeclaynfl/status/842941992854323200 If the Jaguars draft Fournette (or any RB) at 4 I'm rooting for the Raiders in 2017.
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pubic works project posted:https://twitter.com/mikeclaynfl/status/842941992854323200 Lmao never change jags
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 17:29 |
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Why do you keep hurting me, Jags?
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 17:54 |
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:It doesnt matter who the RB is because the OLine is absolute trash. Probably the second worst behind the Seahawks, or at a minimum bottom 5. Yeldon has shown some flashes but has mostly been mediocre, and he gets injured often. I like Ivory but I think his style works better when he has a functional OL. But there isn't an offensive lineman worth a top five pick. Fournette arguably is. You already have a lot invested in your defense and receiving corp, so there is a logic to grabbing him.
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Sataere posted:But there isn't an offensive lineman worth a top five pick. Fournette arguably is. You already have a lot invested in your defense and receiving corp, so there is a logic to grabbing him. I'm pretty sure Fowler is a bust, so a DE wouldnt be a bad pick. A trade back, even a few spots, to be in a more appropriate position to take a lineman would be nice, too. I'm not saying I know what they SHOULD do, but I have a strong opinion on what they should NOT do (which is draft a Running Back at 4).
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BlindSite posted:Did lol That's 2 bullets idiot
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Guy that makes.shakespeare joke doesn't know poo poo about guns
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