Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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AfroSquirrel: Sep 3, 2011

Gaz-L posted:

Does Peter's Spider-Sense warn him of mundane danger like muscle pulls?

"Oh no, Spider-sense is tingling, mustn't eat that 2nd burrito or I'll suffer great danger in the john tomorrow!"

The only things it definitely does not work on:
Bricks
Punches in the dark

# ? Mar 19, 2017 00:15

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# ? May 9, 2024 08:13

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

AfroSquirrel posted:

The only things it definitely does not work on:
Bricks
Punches in the dark

Also small children laying down sick burns on him.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 00:20

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

The bricks and child were both spawned from Venom.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 03:06

Vakal: May 11, 2008

Push El Burrito posted:

The bricks and child were both spawned from Venom.

Now I'm curious what would happen if Venom used the symbiote's knowledge of Peter's credit cards numbers to run up a huge amount of fraudulent charges against him.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 06:45

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Vakal posted:

Now I'm curious what would happen if Venom used the symbiote's knowledge of Peter's credit cards numbers to run up a huge amount of fraudulent charges against him.

I mean, is this pre-billionaire Pete? Because if so lol like he could get a credit card.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 06:52

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Push El Burrito posted:

I mean, is this pre-billionaire Pete? Because if so lol like he could get a credit card.

That reminds me of when MJ was presumed dead after a plane crash for a bit, and Pete was out of a job because of downsizing at the Bugle, and this one issue had Venom's wife commit suicide and Eddie blaming Spider-man, and he was like WE WILL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM HIM. Not only did it never go anywhere, but it was also kinda hilarious of a threat considering Peter was at an all-time low in his life.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 07:22

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Lurdiak posted:

Peter was at an all-time low in his life.

So just another Tuesday then?

# ? Mar 19, 2017 08:09

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

What are you talking about, he's a billionaire scientist with several women vying for his affection. That's what makes him so relatable!

# ? Mar 19, 2017 09:20

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

But not being married. Nossir, can't relate at all to Spidey aging, marrying, having kids. Just not possible.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 09:39

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Lurdiak posted:

What are you talking about, he's a billionaire scientist with several women vying for his affection. That's what makes him so relatable!

What are the odds on him making a deal with the devil and losing everything to save Aunt May?

# ? Mar 19, 2017 10:01

Myrddin_Emrys: Mar 27, 2007; by Hand Knit

Is she still slive? I seem to recall reading an issue of SM as a kid in the ealry 80's and im sure Pete was dealing with her death in it.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 10:55

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

she's still alive and spent some time as a supporting character in howard the duck.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 10:58

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Aunt May is never going to die because that'd mean Peter magically becomes UNRELATABLE and BAD. Change is bad and scary, deliver us from character development, great saint Quesada

# ? Mar 19, 2017 11:55

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Myrddin_Emrys posted:

Is she still slive? I seem to recall reading an issue of SM as a kid in the ealry 80's and im sure Pete was dealing with her death in it.

That was the time Mysterio faked her death so he and the burglar who killed Uncle Ben could get their hands on the treasure buried in the Parker house.

I am not making that up.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 15:20

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Senior Woodchuck posted:

That was the time Mysterio faked her death so he and the burglar who killed Uncle Ben could get their hands on the treasure buried in the Parker house.

I am not making that up.

The real villain of that story was silverfish.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 16:02

Byzantine: Sep 1, 2007; Can't post for 22 hours!

So when does Mephisto bind him to Zarathos?

# ? Mar 19, 2017 18:03

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Red posted:

Anybody know where these are from?

Did anyone else think the Namor was going to do a cock pushup?

# ? Mar 19, 2017 20:07

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

smashpro1 posted:

Did anyone else think the Namor was going to do a cock pushup?

Well now that you say that that's all I can think about.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 20:17

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Push El Burrito posted:

I mean, is this pre-billionaire Pete? Because if so lol like he could get a credit card.

I dunno what country you live in, but here in the United States of Freedom to go into crippling consumer debt, getting a credit card is as difficult as filling out some paperwork for a free t-shirt on a college campus

# ? Mar 19, 2017 20:31

Gnome de plume: Sep 5, 2006; Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.

smashpro1 posted:

Did anyone else think the Namor was going to do a cock pushup?

But how many can he do?

# ? Mar 19, 2017 21:29

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

AfroSquirrel posted:

Punches in the dark

It's a victimless crime.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 21:29

Confused Enormatons: Apr 12, 2007

Gnome de plume posted:

But how many can he do?

Cock pushups?
I guess you can only do one really.
Yeah, one is all you need.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 21:50

delfin: Dec 5, 2003; SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!

The medical term for what follows is Impacted Rex.

EDIT: Hate to post without a pic, so...

How do you know when you've killed a superhero? Easy.

delfin fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Mar 20, 2017

# ? Mar 19, 2017 23:44

joehonkie: Jan 12, 2006; I'm a member of STARS.

delfin posted:

The medical term for what follows is Impacted Rex.

EDIT: Hate to post without a pic, so...

How do you know when you've killed a superhero? Easy.

I love comic book science. Negative ions! Unstable molecules!

# ? Mar 20, 2017 00:58

delfin: Dec 5, 2003; SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!

Well, the Golden Glider isn't quite as good at Comic Book Science as she thinks.

YOU NEVER STOPPED TO THINK

(Flash v1 #303)

# ? Mar 20, 2017 01:05

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Ah yes, mortal eyes being unable to see astral images, the one small flaw in what was otherwise a brilliant, straightforward plan.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 01:09

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

delfin posted:

Well, the Golden Glider isn't quite as good at Comic Book Science as she thinks.

YOU NEVER STOPPED TO THINK

(Flash v1 #303)

I give Flash a ton of leeway with comic book "science", but what the gently caress.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 02:11

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Endless Mike posted:

I dunno what country you live in, but here in the United States of Freedom to go into crippling consumer debt, getting a credit card is as difficult as filling out some paperwork for a free t-shirt on a college campus

If Spider-Man were created in the 2000s, he would've been bullied online, and had tons of credit card and student loan debt.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 02:15

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Red posted:

If Spider-Man were created in the 2000s, he would've been bullied online, and had tons of credit card and student loan debt.

Please don't dox me.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 02:47

Pacra: Aug 5, 2004

I've been posting about Star Trek comics in the the general Star Trek thread on the forums - I think y'all would enjoy it. I think I'll be doing writeups of them for a while yet in the thread. A lot of the images I'm posting could be in this or the Badass thread.

In lieu of crossposting, here's a link to my overview of a few lines of Star Trek comics: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3781992&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=339#post470299692

An image blow-by-blow of DC's Star Trek TOS comic, Issue 1, Volume 2 (from 1989) : https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3781992&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=343#post470465752

And Issue 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3781992&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=344#post470496137

Hope you like!

# ? Mar 20, 2017 04:00

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

delfin posted:

The medical term for what follows is Impacted Rex.

EDIT: Hate to post without a pic, so...

How do you know when you've killed a superhero? Easy.

I was going to joke that the villains plan was "we kill the Flash with a heart attack. Then we jump his ghost and beat the shot out of him!"

Not realising that no, that is better than what their actual plan was. And that the key flaw in it was that humans can't see ghosts rising out of dead bodies lime in cartoons.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 11:53

Duke Igthorn: Oct 11, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

The Question IRL posted:

I was going to joke that the villains plan was "we kill the Flash with a heart attack. Then we jump his ghost and beat the shot out of him!"

Not realising that no, that is better than what their actual plan was. And that the key flaw in it was that humans can't see ghosts rising out of dead bodies lime in cartoons.

Yeah the plan was a real lemon.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 19:43