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Milky Moor posted:They literally inverted the colors and flipped the N7 badge upside down. It's incredibly lazy and speaks to trying to make something as distinct as possible as quickly as possible while basically being what came before. There's no confidence in their own idea. When there is so much legitimate ammo to use against this game, complaining about poo poo like this is about as loving asinine as it gets. Jesus christ.
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BrianWilly posted:Actually...no, we haven't seen the Andromeda Initiative schema of overall white with light blue highlights before. I mean, we have, but not in this context. Nah.
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Fojar38 posted:the endless sucking off of the witcher in this thread is actually making me want to play it even less out of primal spite that's not a very objective way to look at things, i personally try to find the enjoyable parts in things i do and reflect on them later. hope this helps, and game hard.
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8-Bit Scholar posted:lol at this post I still can't get over Dandelion's VA, who sounds like he's doing the trailer for a 90s romantic comedy. Every time he starts talking, I feel like I'm about to hear a record scratch then Walking on Sunshine. The intentional comedy element of him ("lol he's flamboyant") is way less funny than the sheer 90s-ness of his voice. For real the Witcher was a lot of fun and CD projekt red are cool guys, but goons need to quit jacking them off.
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Beefstew posted:Witcher 3 was okay but it wasn't even the best game of the year it came out. Goons have mythologized it to hilarious standards. Also, that game had some jank-rear end animations. I like how Geralt flopped like a fish every time he died.
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2house2fly posted:Yeah but Metal Gear/Bloodborne/Pillars Of Eternity aren't really appropriate comparisons for Mass Effect MGSV is masterful and gets a lot of flack on here, everybody is into different stuff.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:So this is what's it's come to. Arguing about the uniform colour schemes. yep, apparently. reviews and probably most of the plot stuff embargoes drop tomorrow. then we will have things to talk about. but probably not. Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Mar 19, 2017 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:i am surprised none of the gently caress scenes have leaked outside the cobbled together audio with ventra. i want to see how bioware tries being the witcher. I haven't seen any gently caress scenes yet but there are screenshots/video of Jaal's naked butt out there to whet your appetite.
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Luceid posted:that's not a very objective way to look at things, i personally try to find the enjoyable parts in things i do and reflect on them later. hope this helps, and game hard. i agree but there are only so many times you can hear "hey the witcher 3 is the best game ever" in a thread that isn't about the witcher 3 before it starts to become grating
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Funky See Funky Do posted:So this is what's it's come to. Arguing about the uniform colour schemes. For me.
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Turbl posted:I haven't seen any gently caress scenes yet but there are screenshots/video of Jaal's naked butt out there to whet your appetite. oh god. are they crab people?
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All right so I played a bit more, met PB and Drack, and both actually seem like pretty fun characters. Had a good fight and found out what the middle mouse button does (why the hell did they wait so long before pointing that out I mean Jesus). Discovered that I can once again run my big car into enemies and watch them fly across the landscape. A+ GOTYSurreptitiousMuffin posted:Yeah the fiend fight was great. I was running Mattock Vanguard
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Sombrerotron posted:Wait hold on stop the presses - how/where can you get a Mattock? Crafting as well as loot drops. I think you automatically start out with the blueprint, but I could be wrong.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:yep, apparently. reviews and probably most of the plot stuff embargoes drop tomorrow. then we will have things to talk about. but probably not. i dont think reviews are going to change anyones opinion at this point
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Sombrerotron posted:All right so I played a bit more, met PB and Drack, and both actually seem like pretty fun characters. Had a good fight and found out what the middle mouse button does (why the hell did they wait so long before pointing that out I mean Jesus). Discovered that I can once again run my big car into enemies and watch them fly across the landscape. A+ GOTY Buy it or make it. You can buy it from the salvager in camp 1 or whatever for 800 monies (I sold all the scrap I collected for 2400 monies so it's not too hard to get there) or make it at the research thing on the ship.
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Fojar38 posted:i dont think reviews are going to change anyones opinion at this point i didnt say they were. i just ment it would be more discussion then uniform color.
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Milky Moor posted:i'm sorry about you're colorblindness I'm not colorblind but I don't think mocking colorblind people is cool. Also green is the inversion of red which is how red/green colorblindness works. Also: Digirat posted:When there is so much legitimate ammo to use against this game, complaining about poo poo like this is about as loving asinine as it gets. Jesus christ. Gonna go ahead and agree with this post. I have little doubt you'd be complaining about a green theme, saying it was a lazy inverted color scheme, because you're complaining just to complain at this point.
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Sombrerotron posted:All right so I played a bit more, met PB and Drack, and both actually seem like pretty fun characters. Had a good fight and found out what the middle mouse button does (why the hell did they wait so long before pointing that out I mean Jesus). Discovered that I can once again run my big car into enemies and watch them fly across the landscape. A+ GOTY You also start with a couple of blueprints like the Disciple, which is weirdly heavy now.
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Sombrerotron posted:Wait hold on stop the presses - how/where can you get a Mattock? There's a weapon and armour shop on your ship, the scavenger guy you meet on Eos sells stuff and hangs out near a shuttle at Site 1 and there are two shops at the Nexus near where you dock the ship. You also start with/pick up a bunch of schematics you can craft at the start of the game. I have a level 2 N7 Valkyrie and kicks like a fuckin' mule.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:ME:A is not great but at least people are honest about it. The Witcher series is ridiculously overhyped. They're not awful, but their writing is banal and packed with cliches. I really don't understand why goons think "guy with muscles grumbles vaguely threatening things for twelve hours" is good writing. it's good pulpy adventure that manages to deliver a decent amount humour, mystery and pathos, in both the main story and the sidequests. that might seem like damning with faint praise but this puts it above 99.9% of all other game writing. it's also (overuse of the thematically consistent but dull detective mode stuff aside) actually fun to play. this puts it ahead of a surprising amount of games. coupled with a level of polish exceeding games that cost like 5 times as much to make it's not hard to see why people find it impressive Generic Monk fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Mar 19, 2017 |
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Anyone else feel like they were rewatching Passengers during the trial except the male and female leads looked shittier? Also is it a coincidence the loving ships look exactly the same down to the stupid robot/hologram scene at the start?
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...Heh. Remember when ME3 shipped and the facial import option literally did not exist? Like flat-out just wasn't implemented. Not that was a great first day.
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tehk posted:Anyone else feel like they were rewatching Passengers during the trial except the male and female leads looked shittier? that would be an odd feeling for someone to get because unlike passengers, mass effect: andromeda is a good product
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Hey, where's the Jaal rear end
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tehk posted:Anyone else feel like they were rewatching Passengers during the trial except the male and female leads looked shittier? Also is it a coincidence the loving ships look exactly the same down to the stupid robot/hologram scene at the start? Not really, because that would require watching Passengers
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yeah post the rear end
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Heavy Metal posted:I like Dragon Age better call me old fashioned, but I do dig Witcher. I think all these games go for different things, it's apples and oranges. And in Zelda you can make a lot of loot cooking apples for the record Does Zelda have any softcore sex scenes though?
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Sombrerotron posted:All right so I played a bit more, met PB and Drack is 'drack' his actual name i watched some gameplay and it seems that pb actually has facial expressions, which is nice. i'm glad at least some characters at least approach mass effect 1 levels of animation Generic Monk fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Mar 20, 2017 |
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sexpig by night posted:Hey, where's the Jaal rear end Fojar38 posted:yeah post the rear end Source video here BrianWilly fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Mar 20, 2017 |
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Mar 19, 2017 23:58
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Generic Monk posted:is 'drack' his actual name Yes.
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Generic Monk posted:is 'drack' his actual name Yeah, you know, like Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy. Comedic relief heavy.
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Burkion posted:My boys! Sure thing. Don't know if I'll do the multiplayer thing though, I thought it was neat in ME3 but I wasn't crazy about it.
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Generic Monk posted:it's good pulpy adventure that manages to deliver a decent amount humour, mystery and pathos, in both the main story and the sidequests. that might seem like damning with faint praise but this puts it above 99.9% of all other game writing. It's funny because I think Night in the Woods is super good on that front, and goons were off comparing it to that awkward Ryder romance dialogue.
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i think the game sets female shepard as the default gender when you choose to start with default settings femshep canon
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i remember something fun and good about ME3 but then go 'oh, right.... the ends'
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Finally an answer for why they tuck their head-tails into their clothes: they're attached to their chests (and upper arms???).
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yea ok
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Clawtopsy posted:i remember something fun and good about ME3 but then go 'oh, right.... the ends' the first time i played me3 i did it without importing a save, didn't touch the multiplayer (which i regret now that i hear it was actually good) and just didn't do any of the citadel fetchquests because, i mean, i'd rather eat my own poo poo. the consequence of this unwillingness to waste my time was that my skills/resources were so artificially low that it became impossible to get a 'good' outcome in most of the major choices, so the entire game was like this giant confusing milieu of characters just up and hating me or dying. i maintain this is the environment me3 should be played in at least once, because when the whole game's this confusing mess with a schizophrenic tone the ending doesn't look nearly as bad. like everyone went insane between games and failed to prepare for imminent disaster. call it the 'trumpocalypse' playthrough or something
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Clawtopsy posted:i remember something fun and good about ME3 but then go 'oh, right.... the ends' ME3 is a really good game until the last hour of the singleplayer campaign. And that's with the free alternate ending DLC, and the Leviathan DLC that does a poor job of tying off the raggedly cut short parts of the ending. Without them, the scale of how bad the ending was did genuinely become the defining point of the three game campaign. Schlesische fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Mar 20, 2017 |
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AngryBooch posted:Yeah, you know, like Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy. Comedic relief heavy. my man's name sounds like the noise you make when you rip the bong too hard poor pink tentacle dude
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