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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

KIND OF A KIM DEAL posted:

Even worse, some in the DNC right now think that person could be Oprah Winfrey.

:psyduck:

welp :smugjones: it's trump 2020

at least, i'll get to keep trolling him :munch:

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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I am decidedly pro-foppery and whim.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Addamere posted:

I am decidedly pro-foppery and whim.

this is why trump won

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

radical meme posted:

I'm not watching 43 minutes of anything that doesn't have stuff exploding or at least shows some boobs; just tell me what it shows. Does Bernie convince the people of WV that socialism is good?

God drat millenials. Your voracious appetite and lust for immediate gratification will be the cause of the collapse of our Republic. Sir, you have vexed me.

Answer: Maybe some. At least he has the people of West Virginia seeing that he is not some crazy socialist marxist muslim anti-american etc etc etc Fox news and a Tucker Carlson too.

And now I have enabled your bad habit.




Duckman, I feel a 6er is in order. I feel dirty, and must be cleansed for my sins behind the bars of renewal. Also, could the mods add that I am a 3° Kempo Yellow Belt. I don't want to go around posting having people thinkg I'm of a higher caliber than I really am. TIA

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Weeping Wound posted:

Scott Walker's perpetual meal of ham and cheese sandwiches

oh fack you, this made me think of the walker/carson hamfic and i burst out laughing in the grocery store

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

ham and cheese and avocado sandwiches

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Squizzle posted:

oh fack you, this made me think of the walker/carson hamfic and i burst out laughing in the grocery store

scott walker really does eat a ham sandwhich every day for lunch every day though

it ain't a joke

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Did Scott Walker have children and if he did, did he name all of them "Ronald" or "Nancy"? This is important

AmericanBarbarian
Nov 23, 2011

Baloogan posted:

i am craving cookies but don't want to drive for hours just to get a loving cookie
i might make loving cookies with like, flour and baking soda.

i got loads of peanut butter, maybe peanut butter cookies

You can freeze cookies. Gotta keep an emergency stash in your freezer for the dark times.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
i stopped eating sandwiches once i got a blender. why chew your food when your can drink a bread, salami, mustard, cheese, and tomato puree? if you're feelin' real wild you can even throw in some doritos and rockstar.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Squizzle posted:

oh fack you, this made me think of the walker/carson hamfic and i burst out laughing in the grocery store

Cruz's 100 cans of honeymoon soup occupies a very special place in my heart :kimchi:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Paul Ryan definitely has children

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


he has a neat hat and lifts weights

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

a.lo posted:

Paul Ryan definitely has children

i guess in the same way viruses have children

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
being fat is passe in 2017 and honestly its pro trump, because hes fat

work out

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

petit choux posted:

And loving how. Maybe if we deregulate surgery ... get all this silly "hand washing" nonsense cleared up.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Germ_theory_denialism

quote:

Similar to the "not outright denialist"-alties, US Senator Thom Tillis (R) is against requiring food servers to wash their hands after using the bathroom, while Andrew Shlafly claims that hand washing amounts to a phobia, because both think that hand-borne pathogens are of no great concern to public health (despite plenty of evidence to the contrary).

Thom Tillis should go far in this administration.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Weeping Wound posted:

Cruz's 100 cans of honeymoon soup occupies a very special place in my heart :kimchi:

Chunky soup

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Vertical Lime posted:

tim allen's last man standing is in it's sixth season

it's this decade's according to jim

I heard that on the show he's some guy who makes video blogs for a store. The Rugged American Dream.

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Kempo Yellow Belt posted:

God drat millenials. Your voracious appetite and lust for immediate gratification will be the cause of the collapse of our Republic. Sir, you have vexed me.

Answer: Maybe some. At least he has the people of West Virginia seeing that he is not some crazy socialist marxist muslim anti-american etc etc etc Fox news and a Tucker Carlson too.

And now I have enabled your bad habit.




Duckman, I feel a 6er is in order. I feel dirty, and must be cleansed for my sins behind the bars of renewal. Also, could the mods add that I am a 3° Kempo Yellow Belt. I don't want to go around posting having people thinkg I'm of a higher caliber than I really am. TIA

Thanks. I got interested and actually looked at the vote results for that WV county where he spoke. What it showed was that, consistently since 2008; ~6,000 people have voted in that county, Obama won it in 2008, then Romney won it in 2012 and Clinton lost it in 2016, Trump got a larger vote total than Romney. That really doesn't say much about the people there other than they are dirt poor and desperate.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/johnlegend/status/843123691445784577

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

PIZZA IN A CAN

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


the pizza soup is too zesty! much too zesty for a newly married man

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I don't think the Cruz soup story is real.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

prefect posted:

I heard that on the show he's some guy who makes video blogs for a store. The Rugged American Dream.

He does a local access show for Tilleson tools, idiot

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



I kinda want Oprah to run because tbh she'd probably win and I think Trump might literally die if he lost to her.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




SpaceGoku posted:

scott walker really does eat a ham sandwhich every day for lunch every day though

it ain't a joke

i know but the walker and friend ben ham post was a masterpiece

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

prefect posted:

I heard that on the show he's some guy who makes video blogs for a store. The Rugged American Dream.

yea and get this, his daughter has a kid, and the guy who knocked her up came back after being a dumb teen and bailing the first year or whatever, so by all accounts he is 'manning up' more than a ton of other guys do.

But...HE'S A LIBERAL!!!!!!

So the very strong and tough man who makes vlogs for a store he runs all day has to whip that pussy into shape. Also he has a black friend who said it's ok to say friend of the family but no one will admit it.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

I kinda want Oprah to run because tbh she'd probably win and I think Trump might literally die if he lost to her.

His tweets about it mid stroke/aneurism would be his magnum opus

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


I'm voting Cher in 2020, I think this is a legimately good decision.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Weeping Wound posted:

Cruz's 100 cans of honeymoon soup occupies a very special place in my heart :kimchi:

oh poo poo i forgot all about that

was anyone in the republican primary a complete human and functional

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Tom Gorman posted:

I'm voting Cher in 2020, I think this is a legimately good decision.

:same:

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Squizzle posted:

oh poo poo i forgot all about that

was anyone in the republican primary a complete human and functional

I dunno, Gilmore maybe?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Squizzle posted:

oh poo poo i forgot all about that

was anyone in the republican primary a complete human and functional

Jeb!!!!!

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Squizzle posted:

oh poo poo i forgot all about that

was anyone in the republican primary a complete human and functional

If they were, they were gone in like thirty seconds

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.

logikv9 posted:

Jeb!!!!!

an exclamation for every year!!!!!!!!

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

when I'm frantically trying to crawl over The Wall in order to escape this dystopian nightmare, at least I'll be able to admire the aesthetics of the American side before the drone snipers pick me off, just as I was about to vault over the top, my final vision being the majesty of the Mexican highlands, right before my body tumbles back down the 30 big and beautiful feet, landing in the dust of a country made great again.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Squizzle posted:

oh poo poo i forgot all about that

was anyone in the republican primary a complete human and functional

Kasich?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


Lots of spikes

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Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

it's not "let us get along with the blacks" it's "gently caress your god drat feelings, the blacks are here to stay and will get equal pay! And so will you! And your kids! And your women! Why?! Because I'm here and I'll make it happen! How?! Don't you worry about how!"

while actually being a brilliant political operative who can govern, whip support, and bust heads

ideally, this is what the left should put forth, they will not though, not on their own

It will be a good day when the fates allow such a creature to emerge in this era, although I prefer Franklin's legacy. When Clinton launched her campaign in Roosevelt Park the only thing I could think of was 'You loving wish, lady.'

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