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Choco1980 posted:...there's even a slot for Lanuvo, which I didn't know the word for before now... Why stop there? If there are slots for the umbilical cord and lanugo, why not add slots for appendix, tonsils and dong tip?
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Rivethead posted:Why stop there? If there are slots for the umbilical cord and lanugo, why not add slots for appendix, tonsils and dong tip? Now you're just being silly.
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Why must you tempt me aliexpress?  https://www.aliexpress.com/item/-/32327185782.html
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Mar 16, 2017 18:33
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That is sickeningly adorable. I am repulsed by how cute that shirt is.
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Hoplosternum posted:My bootleg Lego arrived! I got 2 sets, the KFE storefront & a swat team vehicle. Both appear to fit fine with regular lego. The quality is a bit lower, in that there were some bits of thin plastic coming off, like the mould remnants. I ordered the KFE one and for some reason my mailman decided I needed to sign for it and I wasn't home, so I left the signed note in my mailbox days ago and still haven't seen it since. guess i'll have to head to the post office at some point. Anyway, I found this listing for the KFE/711/Starbucks etc sets, where you can get them with the box included if that's important for you. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cit...2693702844.html
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I actually ordered the Xiaomi Mi5 phone from Ali a while back and it's fantastic, particularly for the price. Specs were better than my old Samsung S5 and the OS is supported with worldwide updates without having to mess around with roms. I've also picked up quite a few clothing items. I'm not interested in bootleg gear so I usually just pick up regular chinese brands who sell their goods through Ali and I've not been disappointed with anything, aside from the gamble that can come from sizes, but I usually find 2x above your regular size tends to work out well.
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Ohhai posted:Why must you tempt me aliexpress? ordered
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Punk Rave Mens Coat Long Jacket Black Gothic Steampunk VTG Regency Highwayman http://s.aliexpress.com/aa6jaURj "Unreal cool cape! Come for a week. a week Karl! Quality fabric and sewing on top (believe I sometimes sew itself). Put a small gift. This is now my best quality order and very fast delivery." a week Karl!
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Jihad Me At Hello posted:Punk Rave Mens Coat Long Jacket Black Gothic Steampunk VTG Regency Highwayman Owns
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I love the charming broken English messages that the sellers send you on this site. "Hi,Darling,thank you for your coming ,we already gave you 5 stars,please click the button “ Leave Feedback”.Give me installation Picture + 5 Stars = next order Best Discount, Next shopping please contact us. If you any problem please free contact us, Please do not leave 1-3 stars. We will give you satisfied answer. Best wishes."
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Goddamnit, will Washington state residents ever get to buy cheap crap from AliExpress? 
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What's different in Washington
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Blue Train posted:What's different in Washington See item 3.
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"We had an anonymous tip that it appeared they were operating as an unlicensed money transfer," said Deb Bortner, Director of Consumer Services with the state's Department of Financial Institutions. State regulators say that tip was true. Aliexpress and its payment site Alipay needed a money transfer license to hold funds, like escrow -- similar to what the state says Amazon, Google and Paypal have. "They are licensed money transmitters, they follow the law and we expect others in the same position to follow the law if they want to do business here," Bortner said. The license is a one-time $1,200 fee plus a tax, based on the total annual sales to Washington state residents -- a tax not to exceed $100,000 a year. Seems like a trivial amount with how much they make but that's a bullshit tax too
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Blue Train posted:Seems like a trivial amount with how much they make but that's a bullshit tax too There's no state income tax in WA so sales tax is stupid high and there are a lot of other miscellaneous bullshit taxes to offset that. It's a backwards system that is disproportionately hard on the poor in addition to complicating ordering things from AliExpress. Also I bet that the anonymous tip was from Amazon.
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i live in WA and most of the poo poo i have ordered has shown up
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Catching up: thanks for the keyboard offr but I've retapd the key and it works 20% mor efficiently now! Also if dude's wife likes glittr tape, I suggest he looks in the nail art sction for glitter nail tape in various widths. Super glittery, thin in 4mm widths, self adhesive so can be used like washi tape and it's dirt cheap. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-1Pc-1mm-2mm-3mm-Scrub-Metal-Gold-Silver-Nail-Striping-Tape-Line-DIY-Nail-Art/32787665830.html And this was listed as "Thinking Greyhound" but it looks more like "Pro Abuse" to me 
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PokeJoe posted:i live in WA and most of the poo poo i have ordered has shown up That's weird, last time that I tried it wouldn't even let me complete a transaction with a WA address. That was a while ago, though. It's possible that my information is outdated. I guess I should try again.
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:That's weird, last time that I tried it wouldn't even let me complete a transaction with a WA address. That was a while ago, though. It's possible that my information is outdated. I guess I should try again. I'm in WA and placed an order this week without any issues. We'll see if it actually shows up, but it's marked as shipped.
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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/The...85-8c44f7ce3d1f This is a painting by Hieronymus Bosch made black and white with pop cultural images photoshopped in, but it's really low resolution. Does anyone know what the original is? Did they steal this from deviantart, or was it made by some aliexpress worker?
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the original is right here
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yeah but I want to see the modified version. It looks like the cover of Sgt. Pepper
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They stole it from this guy it seems: https://mentalmuseum.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/invitacionenbaja.jpg
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Even bigger here
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Toys For Gay Rush Poppers Mask Fetish Bondage Sex Products For Anal Adult Male Erotic Toys For Men
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:
*sniiiifff* Baby wants to fuuuuuuck!
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That would be a great gift for people who are into aroma therapy.
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thepaladin4488 posted:They stole it from this guy it seems: https://mentalmuseum.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/invitacionenbaja.jpg Uh... Thanks. AliExpress!: gently caress it, I'll buy one; it's only 6 bucks.
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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/pen...d2-e8041086ece9 NSFW  quote:A New Penis Enlargement Device.    NSFW maybe? pixelated crotch, I think:  NSFW maybe? pixelated crotch, I think edit: I stumbled upon this randomly, I swear twoday fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Mar 20, 2017 |
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...and the pitch! posted:PenisMasters I wonder if they have one with a little muscle-guy on it and call it "He-Man and the PenisMasters of the Universe"
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holy gently caress you guys they are selling these footswitches with built-in LEDs I am finally converted to the aliexpress life. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/PBS-24-302-N1-with-single-color-LED-3PDT-hot-sell-electric-guitar-part-effect-illuminated/32785461116.html https://www.aliexpress.com/item/PBS-24-302-N2-bi-colour-LED-3PDT-illuminated-blue-guitar-foot-pedal-switch/32788295775.html
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Jihad Me At Hello posted:Punk Rave Mens Coat Long Jacket Black Gothic Steampunk VTG Regency Highwayman Usually sellers are shy about using the brand name they're ripping off, so much so that I think AE has a policy about it. So either this seller has balls of steel ("Punk Rave" is the name of the brand), or it's the same person/company who owns the brand, using AE for some reason. If I had $66 to spare, I'd find out how the quality is. But I don't. Also the feedback photos for jacket have a dude holding a photoshopped magic orb. Looks like an Elder Scrolls character getting ready to cast a lovely-resolution spell.
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If you want straight up bootlegs then check dhgate
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I don't trust DHgate. Plus their prices seem to always be higher, and they rarely sell just one of anything I want. Gotta buy ten at a time, like the original alibaba.
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I've bought off them and got the items but those are valid complaints
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I bought some  stuff off DHGate and it was great, but thats before I knew aliexpress existed.https://www.aliexpress.com/item/HOT...8f-4db26d5eb74e
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PokeJoe posted:I bought some loving incredible
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