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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
i feel bad for that horse

it has to touch alexs edballs

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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isnt she doing something physically strenuous when she screams

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Chokes McGee posted:

I tried to go back and beat 7th Saga one day just to say I have and Nakar basically threw himself in the way in slow motion

This was before I even knew about his LP series lol

Nakar's Ultima LP series is so good it makes up for the fact that all LPs are trash

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Tiler Kiwi posted:

id like to order.... this meme to die :twisted:

I'm sorry, did you want that diet or regular

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

punchymcpunch posted:

weird i was on deviant art today and saw a foxman gettin the same thing

you take everything good in life and reduce it to bitter ash, you know that

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Jones' most distinctive feature is his spherical head from years of juicing followed immediately by getting fat

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

id like to order....1886

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Solarin posted:

Nakar's Ultima LP series is so good it makes up for the fact that all LPs are trash

gently caress you mine are legit good :mad:

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Sir Tonk posted:

i feel bad for that horse

it has to touch alexs edballs

alexs super male vitality has shrunk them to the size of asterisks so its ok

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


it's like someone took jones' head and did some subtle stitchwork on the headless body of saner man long departed from this world

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
alex jones doesn't need testicles anymore he's evolved beyond such savage appendages. he has hyper dimensional crystals that allow him to hear communications from the 12th dimension which have told him the secret to male virility is eating raw meat and sweating all the time.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Admiral Ray posted:

alex jones doesn't need testicles anymore he's evolved beyond such savage appendages. he has hyper dimensional crystals that allow him to hear communications from the 12th dimension which have told him the secret to male virility is eating raw meat and sweating all the time.

he's a pioneer

he's an explorer

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

lmao though imagine busting your rear end making the next installment of a hundred million dollar franchise and you know it's poo poo but some suit tells your team it's time to ship and you don't have a choice unless you wanna get fired

and then one of the more reputable review sites calls it a "gruesome trudge"

talk about getting trumped

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Fojar38 posted:

isnt she doing something physically strenuous when she screams

Pooping

She should see a doctor

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

a.lo posted:

id like to order....1886

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

SpaceGoku posted:

lmao though imagine busting your rear end making the next installment of a hundred million dollar franchise and you know it's poo poo but some suit tells your team it's time to ship and you don't have a choice unless you wanna get fired

and then one of the more reputable review sites calls it a "gruesome trudge"

talk about getting trumped

their hundreds of thousands of sales based on brand name alone will be but a faint comfort, but it'll have to do

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

SpaceGoku posted:

lmao though imagine busting your rear end making the next installment of a hundred million dollar franchise and you know it's poo poo but some suit tells your team it's time to ship and you don't have a choice unless you wanna get fired

and then one of the more reputable review sites calls it a "gruesome trudge"

talk about getting trumped

this happens more often than youd like to think

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Admiral Ray posted:

alex jones doesn't need testicles anymore he's evolved beyond such savage appendages. he has hyper dimensional crystals that allow him to hear communications from the 12th dimension which have told him the secret to male virility is eating raw meat and sweating all the time.

that's why he's the most popular

folks like Cernovich continue to worry about their gonads or w/e their gorilla parts are

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Tiler Kiwi posted:

this happens more often than youd like to think

basically this is every video game that isn't a self-funded two person homebrew

maybe not even then

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
All those facial animations look like team america

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I will probably play the new Mass Effect.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



ffxv was somehow a rushed game despite being in various forms of development hell for ten years but is somehow better than the sum of its parts and has a good ending

its hard to explain

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


zooming-out-thinking-emoji.gif

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Montasque posted:

I got 600 hrs on EU4.

EVE... The hours I sunk into internet spaceships back in the day... I think EVE was both the best and worst video game experience I ever had. I loved the meta game, but the actual gameplay was the shits.

I put more time into EVE Online than a fulltime job, something like 12+ hours per day every day for months at a time during wars.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



berseria is my goty so far tho

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Epic High Five posted:

Even better is going to be the sudden realization that at least 50% of what illegals do isn't actually unskilled labor and training replacements to operate at their level of efficiency will be painful, if people can even be found

They'll try another round of making prisoners do all the work like they did down south the last time they did some hard core round ups. They had no one to work the fields, so they put prisoners out there. The farms said the prisoners gave no fucks about what they were doing and did everything wrong and poorly, so they had to do everything twice.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

a.lo posted:

I will probably play the new Mass Effect.

oh yeah?? watch this



more like










































rear end effect

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

No. More like Mass Effect that is coming in two days.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Addamere posted:

I put more time into EVE Online than a fulltime job, something like 12+ hours per day every day for months at a time during wars.

I did my tour during the whole part where the war with BOB started. it was black ops and extremely loving boring

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chokes McGee posted:

oh yeah?? watch this



more like










































rear end effect

why not titties effect?

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Chokes McGee posted:

basically this is every video game that isn't a self-funded two person homebrew

maybe not even then

nintendo is pretty good about not being idiots nowadays

they've actually done the reverse. eternal darkness was going to be trash and then nintendo swooped in because they _really_ didn't want the only mature title on their kiddy system to be bad so they pretty much grabbed the entire studio by the balls and held a hot knife at their scrotum unless they stopped being loving stupid as poo poo

then again they did have the Nintendo Seal of Quality and all that poo poo so lmao

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

a.lo posted:

No. More like Mass Effect that is coming in two days.

oh ok

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Weeping Wound posted:

I did my tour during the whole part where the war with BOB started. it was black ops and extremely loving boring

I led siege fleets day in and day out during the Fountain War with TEST, then tried several times unsuccessfully to be a big time FC but was simply not good at it.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Tiler Kiwi posted:

nintendo is pretty good about not being idiots

they've actually done the reverse. eternal darkness was going to be trash and then nintendo swooped in because they _really_ didn't want the only mature title on their kiddy system to be bad so they pretty much grabbed the entire studio by the balls and held a hot knife at their scrotum unless they stopped being loving stupid as poo poo

and then later on they made Metroid Other M lol

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Addamere posted:

I put more time into EVE Online than a fulltime job, something like 12+ hours per day every day for months at a time during wars.

I never had any desire to play spreadsheet spaceships but it was fun reading all the crazy stories that came out of it. I remember something about the Russians sending a guy with bolt cutters to cut the internet connection to someone's house at just the right time to kill his internet spaceship.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Tiler Kiwi posted:

nintendo is pretty good about not being idiots nowadays

they've actually done the reverse. eternal darkness was going to be trash and then nintendo swooped in because they _really_ didn't want the only mature title on their kiddy system to be bad so they pretty much grabbed the entire studio by the balls and held a hot knife at their scrotum unless they stopped being loving stupid as poo poo

then again they did have the Nintendo Seal of Quality and all that poo poo so lmao

And then what happened to them

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Addamere posted:

I led siege fleets day in and day out during the Fountain War with TEST, then tried several times unsuccessfully to be a big time FC but was simply not good at it.

cat-herding, icky :chloe:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
FFXV is great because of delicious gourmet cup ramen

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Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8J5iMvXVz0

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