Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Xander77 posted:

Yeah. Stick to focusing on political cartoons-relevant films, like Dr. Strangelove.

Xander77 posted:

Yeah. Stick to focusing on political cartoons-relevant films, like Austin Powers or Armageddon.

Xander77 posted:

Finally finished the Ramirez profile:
http://imgur.com/a/QrEjj

Still need the parody of his tea party / OWS comparison, and a few more AGCs.

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Guys La La Land was months ago.

Lurdiak posted:

You spelled it ACG the one time.

Dr Christmas posted:

I've wondered a lot, when do Matrix bullet time parodies or Borat and Austin Powers impressions become homages to classics rather than untimely groaners?

Somfin posted:

Oh, man. Right across the fold from someone admitting that there's no "wiretapp" evidence, no doubt. That delay's fuckin' murdering him.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

euphronius posted:

..... isn't that the whole point of why it was so stupid for trump to say it.

mandatory lesbian posted:

the same could be said of all war memorials

well, 'cept the nazis, they can die nameless

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

euphronius posted:

If he fucks up tax cuts tho he's probably done.

euphronius posted:

If he fucks up tax cuts tho he's probably done.

Sandpuppy posted:

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Stevoblunt posted:

If the literacy test is anything like those poll tests they used to give to black people in the south, someone should find a copy and post it in the thread so we can have another 20 page derail where 90 percent of the people call the test bullshit while the other 10 percent argue that its a perfectly cromulent test.

Shugojin posted:

I would love to take that test because taking bullshit exams is my jam.

Trapezium Dave posted:

I can't wrap my head around how manbaby president vs. cool surfer president is somehow "both sides are equally bad".

edit: Maybe that's the point though? Goddamn Poe's Law.

Iron Crowned posted:

Zesty Crab Legs posted:

Some conservative cartoonists are noting the crazy cold weather still happening. Others are noting the crazy warm weather. Clearly both mean Global Warming isn't a thing.

Chip Bok posted:

Two pages of the 2005 Donald Trump income tax return fell in to the hands of Rachel Maddow last week. On her show she played it for all it was worth. It turns out it was worth about $38 million to Uncle Sam in taxes paid on an income of $150 million. That’s an effective rate of about 25%. The revelation made The Donald look good compared to accusations that he doesn’t pay any income taxes at all.

It also made him look good compared to Barack Obama’s 2015 effective rate of 18.5%, Bernie Sanders 2014 effective rate of 13.5%, and Mitt Romney’s 2011 rate of 14.1%

Even Van Jones called it a good night for Donald Trump.

The purloined returns showed up in the mailbox of journalist David Cay Johnston. He says he knows nothing. Revealing private income tax information is a felony.

Trump denies that he had anything to do with it.

Chip Bok posted:

ObamaCare was passed by the Democrats on Christmas Eve 2009, so we could find out what was in the bill. It has been unpopular with the American people ever since.

But since then it has become the ObamaCare entitlement.

Now, despite all the people who lost their doctors. And all the people who lost their insurance coverage. Twenty million other people will lose the coverage they never had before the bill was passed. At least that’s what the CBO says.

And that has the Republicans scared.

Chip Bok posted:

A Hawaiian judge helped President Trump find the true meaning of his travel ban. Trump thought he was was using his legal authority as president to keep out perceived threats to the United States.

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The president’s authority to declare such suspensions can been found in section 212(f) of the INA, the pertinent part of which reads as follows:

“(f) Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.”

In this case he said he needed time to vet refugees from jihad torn countries to make sure they aren’t jihadists.

U.S. District Court Judge Derrick Watson – a Harvard classmate appointed by President Obama – says otherwise. The judge ruled Trump’s real intent was to keep out Muslims. The judge knows this because Trump said so in campaign speeches.

Finally, a Democrat who doesn’t think Trump lies.

Dr Christmas posted:

I've wondered a lot, when do Matrix bullet time parodies or Borat and Austin Powers impressions become homages to classics rather than untimely groaners?

Rincewinds posted:

I guess now that they are considering remaking Matrix, I guess you can call it a classic.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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One of the most popular ‘memes’ on the Trump campaign trail was the chant, "LOCK HER UP!"

That desire remains as relevant today as it did during Trump’s campaign. Hillary is a sociopath who enjoys getting away with her crimes. She considers herself above the law. Whether it be cheating at cattle futures, taking illegal campaign contributions from China or making sure the Clinton Foundation steals millions in donations to Haiti, lying about Benghazi or engaging in outright ‘pay for play,’ she seems to know she will never be held accountable. Oh sure, she’s forced on occasion to drag her cankles to some Congressional committee, where she will look at them contemptuously with heavy-lidded eyes and a bored face as she feeds them lies. That’s the closest she’s ever come to facing justice and it’s a crying shame. LOCK HER UP!

The illegal server in her bathroom was probably part of her ‘pay for play’ scheme. Hillary is a controller. She wants her privacy and she wants to use information that benefits her pocketbook. She likes a rigged game and she wants it all kept under the table. That’s why she made sure she rigged the DNC operations against Bernie. It’s why she made sure she received debate questions in advance. She’s also in league with Podesta—who boldly practices Satanism and pedophilia and gets away with it. She uses public service to serve herself. She wasn’t very smart about technology, though. Her illegal server was unencrypted—not even a password was necessary for anyone to hack it. After WikiLeaks revealed some sordid details, her lying heart pumped out a story about the Russians and Trump working together to ‘hack the election.’ Rubbish. LOCK HER UP!

It can’t take place soon enough, but she’s well-connected and part of the Illuminati. She will probably get away with crimes. She’s slippery as slime and she's above the law. She things the law pertains to the ‘little people.’ People such as Kristian Saucier who took a photo of himself aboard his submarine. Even though no serious damage was done, they threw the book at him. He’s currently locked up. Hillary’s crimes were 100 times more damaging, yet she eludes the prison bars. Instead she gets to go shopping for $10,000 outfits with her pal Huma while she totes a $2,500 handbag.

That’s how it is in America these days, though. Unequal treatment under the law. Congress gets special, free health care and many other perks that aren’t available to the average citizen serf. Central bankers can steal billions of dollars in the form of real estate derivative fraud and not one of them went to prison. Instead, they got rewarded with gigantic bonuses and trillions in bailout dollars. Yes, the Illuminati and Deep State certainly do protect their own. The globalist stooge Obama has a stolen social security number and a birth certificate that is queer as a six dollar bill. Or maybe a $666 dollar bill. Yet he faces no consequences.

“There was no intent,” said Comey. That should be printed on Hillary’s ’Stay out of jail’ card. Try using an excuse such as that next time you’re in court. “I didn’t mean it, your honor.” See what happens. LOCK HER UP!

— Ben Garrison

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