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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3OpgwpgqXA
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Close-ish, but a little more "I am being brutally murdered."
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 19:59 |
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Ensign Expendable posted:When I moved to downtown Toronto I heard awful Zerg-like shrieking every night, turns out that's what raccoons sound like. There's a bunch of raccoons living in my trailer park, including in a tree in our yard, and I'm very happy they're quiet little guys
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:13 |
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That carbomb story is loving NUTS. I wonder what that guy's opinion on mens rights is... Someone could probably get him to admit he thinks his mom sperm-jacked his father and deserved what she got (a car bomb). Reminds me of the dude that got sent to jail because he slapped his toddler so hard in the face he drew blood. He got out on bail, wrote a psychotic manifesto all about how women are evil and we should fire bomb police stations, and then he burned himself to death in front of the county courthouse in the middle of the day . Edit: Point is, psychopaths care a LOT about paternity A Moose fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Mar 20, 2017 |
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A Moose posted:then he burned himself to death in front of the county courthouse in the middle of the day . That's one of those things the guy probably did it, lit himself on fire, and was like "oh gently caress I immediately regret this decision" because that is not a good way to go out.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:45 |
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MF_James posted:That's one of those things the guy probably did it, lit himself on fire, and was like "oh gently caress I immediately regret this decision" because that is not a good way to go out. Yeah, that's how my mom went, and it was not pleasant
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Ensign Expendable posted:When I moved to downtown Toronto I heard awful Zerg-like shrieking every night, turns out that's what raccoons sound like. I remember the first time I heard a mountain lion in the woods near my house. I thought there was a woman being murdered.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:58 |
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I really don't think that guy has an ideology beyond 'no gently caress you What can I[30F] do to convince my new neighbor[early 30sF] of a few weeks that what's she's doing is unsafe? quote:We,my husband[33M] and I[30F],live out in the boonies. One lane, no streetlights, don't see anyone for days at a time, you get the idea. gotta suck moving into an RPG neighborhood, if you don't luck into having a merchant for a neighbor you gotta grind, like, 50 coyotes with the starter gear before one drops a proper sword.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:59 |
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I roll for initiative to attack the coyote pup with my bo staff.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:03 |
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It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:07 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:gotta suck moving into an RPG neighborhood, if you don't luck into having a merchant for a neighbor you gotta grind, like, 50 coyotes with the starter gear before one drops a proper sword.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:09 |
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Just date the GM and you're on easy street. Unless you're my old HS GM, he didn't let his GF get away with poo poo. Happily married now.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:14 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Close-ish, but a little more "I am being brutally murdered." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk1mAd77Hr4
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:18 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I really don't think that guy has an ideology beyond 'no gently caress you lol OP is a giant scaredy cat
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:26 |
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I missed the angry monkey noises, and can't seem to search for it very well on mobile.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:33 |
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Fiance [31 m] and I [31 f] are viscous to each other when drinking, but wonderful when sober. Together for 3 years.quote:This has been a running theme throughout our relationship, since we have been living together. sometimes people post stories to r/relationships and what they need to do is obvious cause they're clearly not actually looking for advice, and sometimes... could you really not work out the solution yourself, here?
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:35 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Fiance [31 m] and I [31 f] are viscous to each other when drinking, but wonderful when sober. Together for 3 years.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:36 |
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jus' two people who already know they can't handle their substances getting good and thick and screaming at each other all night, trying to figure out whether each other or the bottle is the more expendable thing in their lives
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:38 |
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Yeah that's the most blatant "seeking anything but the obvious truth" post I've seen yet.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:42 |
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the solution the OP worked out, with the help of reddit commenters, is that they take turns being the mean drunk
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:44 |
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My relationship is perfect except when we take guided tours through phnom penh in mandarin
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:44 |
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my ex-boss would always look like poo poo because he'd get drunk, beat his wife, and once he passed out she'd beat him.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:45 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:the solution the OP worked out, with the help of reddit commenters, is that they take turns being the mean drunk genius, so elegant
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:47 |
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:my ex-boss would always look like poo poo because he'd get drunk, beat his wife, and once he passed out she'd beat him. woah
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:49 |
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:my ex-boss would always look like poo poo because he'd get drunk, beat his wife, and once he passed out she'd beat him.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:50 |
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Pick posted:woah yep. Then he'd show up to work, sleep in his office, and go around mad the rest of the day at everyone. I was eighteen working at his hardware store. Eventually I just walked out.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:54 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:What can I[30F] do to convince my new neighbor[early 30sF] of a few weeks that what's she's doing is unsafe? She and her husband had better ambush their neighbor to prove how dangerous the outdoors are.
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:yep. Then he'd show up to work, sleep in his office, and go around mad the rest of the day at everyone. I was eighteen working at his hardware store. Eventually I just walked out. At least they had a balanced relationship.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 22:05 |
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Gloryhold It! posted:Yeah, that's how my mom went, and it was not pleasant
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 22:20 |
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I never trust people who are mean drunks. That's a level beyond just "mean drunk", though.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 22:21 |
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they have extremely stressful lives otherwise and severe chemical dependence problems so there's a lean shot at either of them having a pleasant future sober either, but if they really are handling poo poo otherwise maybe they should stop loving drinking and see if they wind up okay
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 22:24 |
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Best memory of my childhood
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 22:31 |
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Incoherence posted:I never trust people who are mean drunks. i knew a guy who was very normal and sweet while sober who became a raging rear end in a top hat when drunk. i mostly overlooked it because i was trying to get into his roommate's pants at the time, but when he got violent with his gf at a house party, i decided i couldn't really be around him anymore.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 22:59 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:i knew a guy who was very normal and sweet while sober who became a raging rear end in a top hat when drunk. i mostly overlooked it because i was trying to get into his roommate's pants at the time, but when he got violent with his gf at a house party, i decided i couldn't really be around him anymore. You should have taken his dog to the mat and put it in a submission hold while you pounded its kidneys with merciless rabbit punches. After that bonding experience, you could have talked to the guy about getting help.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 23:21 |
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:my ex-boss would always look like poo poo because he'd get drunk, beat his wife, and once he passed out she'd beat him. haha that is loving awesome my mum used to pinch me when I was asleep if I was naughty during the day so that brings back some warm memories
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 23:42 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:haha that is loving awesome Spousal abuse and retaliation : "loving awesome" - you
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 23:48 |
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I am what I am
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 00:00 |
most of you need to go to therapy
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 00:16 |
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chernobyl kinsman posted:most of you need to go to therapy New
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Everyone told me to go to therapy, then after a few meets my therapist got bored and told me maybe I should come back in a few months. It's a sham. Besides, reddit seems good enough.I Was The Fury posted:New wasn't that an E/N forum title at one point Faffel fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Mar 21, 2017 |
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