Political Cartoons 2017: Gotta go fasc

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Taerkar: Dec 7, 2002; kind of into it, really

The photos he took were in sensitive parts of the sub and, here's the kicker, he's active duty military and therefore is under a different legal code.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 16:52

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Oxyclean: Sep 23, 2007

Wonder if Garrison feels the same about all the similar poo poo happening in Trump's administration.

Oh wait, he obviously doesn't if he's still loving bringing up Hillary.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 16:54

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

Ambitious Spider posted:

Wait d, did he just advocate for universal healthcare and locking up bankers?

Universal Healthcare for all white people!

Lock up those ~~Jewish~~ bankers!

# ? Mar 20, 2017 16:56

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Oxyclean posted:

Wonder if Garrison feels the same about all the similar poo poo happening in Trump's administration.

Oh wait, he obviously doesn't if he's still loving bringing up Hillary.

I like that Garrison simultaneously believes in the Illuminati and that somehow a vast, global conspiracy controlling all governments does not control the current sitting president of the United States, his beloved Trump.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 17:00

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Oxyclean posted:

Wonder if Garrison feels the same about all the similar poo poo happening in Trump's administration.

Oh wait, he obviously doesn't if he's still loving bringing up Hillary.

A very bold anti-perjury stance from the political faction supporting Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III

# ? Mar 20, 2017 17:05

Keiya: Aug 22, 2009; Come with me if you want to not die.

Sandpuppy posted:

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Johnny Walker posted:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/03/13/ny-dropping-teacher-literacy-test-amid-claims-racism.html

What that article doesn't say is that there's another test they use that gives good indications without disproportionate racial bias. The plan is to add the one or two relevant bits from the one they're retiring to the new one and just use that.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 17:34

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

SomeMathGuy posted:

I like that Garrison simultaneously believes in the Illuminati and that somehow a vast, global conspiracy controlling all governments does not control the current sitting president of the United States, his beloved Trump.

Only Dear Leader can save us!!

# ? Mar 20, 2017 17:57

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

"The global elites are trying to control my every move!
I need is a leader with ultimate authority to hide behind"

# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:02

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

Keiya posted:

What that article doesn't say is that there's another test they use that gives good indications without disproportionate racial bias. The plan is to add the one or two relevant bits from the one they're retiring to the new one and just use that.

I'm genuinely astonished that someone has actually developed a good test without ridiculous amounts of racial bias.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:30

World Famous W: May 25, 2007; Can't post for 15 hours!

the best at Pogs posted:

hi i made this

This is good and I like it.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:39

Sandpuppy: Jun 16, 2012; Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Xander77 posted:

Yeah. Stick to focusing on political cartoons-relevant films, like Austin Powers or Armageddon.

Clay Jones has you covered:

# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:42

World Famous W: May 25, 2007; Can't post for 15 hours!

Sandpuppy posted:

5

Huh, guess Big Birds species is related to the horseshoe crab.

Blue blood

# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:46

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

Sandpuppy posted:

4

That Trump in panel one.
Rall needs to just take a break or something and practice his craft.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:51

Trogdos!: Jul 11, 2009; A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Sandpuppy posted:

2

The Communazi

# ? Mar 20, 2017 19:21

Disproportionate Orphan: Apr 17, 2009

duz posted:

That Trump in panel one.
Rall needs to just take a break or something and practice his craft.

"Craft."

# ? Mar 20, 2017 19:22

Trogdos!: Jul 11, 2009; A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:07

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

Disproportionate Orphan posted:

"Craft."

I didn't say practice drawing. I figure he also likes to play guitar or something and he should go do that instead.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:18

Shibby0709: Oct 30, 2011; one fat looking fat guy

SomeMathGuy posted:

I like that Garrison simultaneously believes in the Illuminati and that somehow a vast, global conspiracy controlling all governments does not control the current sitting president of the United States, his beloved Trump.

Not only that, but he doesn't seem to care that Trump has already stated that they won't be locking up Hilary, regardless.

I guess Trump is just a nice guy and will let the leaders of the vast, global conspiracy get away without even a slap on the wrist?

# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:44

Cloud Potato: Jan 9, 2011; "I'm... happy!"

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Chuck Berry and the week in news � Figures from all walks of life have paid tribute to rock�n�roll pioneer Chuck Berry after the announcement that he had died at home in Missouri"

Telegraph:

Independent:

Times:

Bonus! Prospect magazine:

# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:02

D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

iN aDDiTioN To HiS lovely oPiNioNS, CHiP BoK iS NoW aNNoyiNG aS gently caress WiTH HiS LeTTeRiNG

# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:03

Technowolf: Nov 4, 2009

duz posted:

I didn't say practice drawing. I figure he also likes to play guitar or something and he should go do that instead.

The only things Tudd Rull likes is being insufferably smug about everything.

D.N. Nation posted:

iN aDDiTioN To HiS lovely oPiNioNS, CHiP BoK iS NoW aNNoyiNG aS gently caress WiTH HiS LeTTeRiNG

Hasn't BoK's lettering always been atrocious, or has it gone downhill recently? I tend to barely skim his 'comics' and forget them as quickly as humanly possible.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:13

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

D.N. Nation posted:

iN aDDiTioN To HiS lovely oPiNioNS, CHiP BoK iS NoW aNNoyiNG aS gently caress WiTH HiS LeTTeRiNG

Real disappointed to learn that BoK was Andrew Hussie this whole time.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:21

D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

Technowolf posted:

Hasn't BoK's lettering always been atrocious, or has it gone downhill recently? I tend to barely skim his 'comics' and forget them as quickly as humanly possible.

Check out the cartoon that made Bok our best pal in the world:

I mean, it looks terrible, but he's at least not trying to be ZaNy!!! with the lettering. His cartoons now read like the bad opinions he's always had with added fart noises and a-oogas.

Might be a phase; there was a month-or-so-long period a couple years ago when he started drawing in loving crayon. Bok's a weird dude.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:21

Duke Igthorn: Oct 11, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Taerkar posted:

The photos he took were in sensitive parts of the sub and, here's the kicker, he's active duty military and therefore is under a different legal code.

He took six separate pictures of a top secret engine room, none of which contained himself, was caught reaching out to foreign governments AND, when they went to his house to talk to him about it, he had smashed his phone, his computer, and his laptop and had buried them in the woods. He had two other shipmates that each took a single selfie of themselves posing in said super secret room, one was fined, the other was demoted. It's almost like they thought Saucier's case was somehow different and tailored the punishment to the crime...

# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:28

Technowolf: Nov 4, 2009

D.N. Nation posted:

Check out the cartoon that made Bok our best pal in the world:

I mean, it looks terrible, but he's at least not trying to be ZaNy!!! with the lettering. His cartoons now read like the bad opinions he's always had with added fart noises and a-oogas.

Might be a phase; there was a month-or-so-long period a couple years ago when he started drawing in loving crayon. Bok's a weird dude.

It looks to me that he's trying to squeeze a lot of letters into little spaces, hence the RanDOm cApS. Either that, or he secretly had a stroke recently and no one's noticed.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:29

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

i really like how british cartoonists do their memorial cartoons

# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:33

Jay Rust: Sep 27, 2011

I don't, memorials should just be "a thing happened", not "a thing happened, also looks at these clowns being clowns"

# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:47

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

World Famous W posted:

Huh, guess Big Birds species is related to the horseshoe crab.

Blue blood

I hope you don't take maxi pad commercials literally

# ? Mar 20, 2017 22:48

Skippy Granola: Sep 3, 2011; It's not what it looks like.

Despera posted:

I hope you don't take maxi pad commercials literally

"This bleeding childhood icon is for demonstration purposes only"

# ? Mar 20, 2017 22:51

Scaramouche: Mar 26, 2001; SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Jay Rust posted:

I don't, memorials should just be "a thing happened", not "a thing happened, also looks at these clowns being clowns"

Yeah I liked the Stieglich one best.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 22:53

Trapezium Dave: Oct 22, 2012

David Pope:

Dutton vs. CEOs on same sex marriage, "stick to the knitting" is an actual line of Dutton's.

David Rowe:

There was an uptick in the polls for the government.

The Australian is re-running a Bill Leak about Tim Soutphommasane from the HRC because stuff is happening about 18C right now at this very moment so why pay for new cartoons on that topic when you already have so much.

First Dog on the Moon:

# ? Mar 20, 2017 22:55

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

I assume "penalty rates" are :australia:

for what we refer to as overtime in the US?

# ? Mar 20, 2017 23:02

Trapezium Dave: Oct 22, 2012

Selachian posted:

I assume "penalty rates" are for what we refer to as overtime in the US?

Penalty rates are a higher pay rate that apply when you work non-standard working hours, such as on weekends or public holidays, regardless or not about how many hours in total you work.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 23:12