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Quidditch is probably pretty fun like in the backyard with your cousins or something.
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Mar 20, 2017 17:58
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Scars on my head, I'm the boy who lived Don't pay players so only we get rich
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Mar 20, 2017 18:22
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"Hey how do we take handball and make it worse in every way?" *snaps fingers* "I've got it, broomsticks and hula-hoop targets" "BRILLIANT!"
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Mar 20, 2017 18:32
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LeeMajors posted:I have read and enjoyed HP and will really enjoy reading them with my daughter at some point, and I think Live-Action Quidditch is the dumbest goddamn loving thing ever. This. One of the most insufferable people I've had the pleasure of working with loved to talk about how good William & Mary were at Quidditch.
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Mar 20, 2017 18:53
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I just hope we get to see broom jousting in a movie.
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Mar 20, 2017 19:10
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MourningView posted:Imagine watching people run around with a goddamn broom between their legs and unironically calling it cool Neil Armbong posted:This. One of the most insufferable people I've had the pleasure of working with loved to talk about how good William & Mary were at Quidditch. I had to search for "William and Mary quidditch" on YouTube. Williamsburg is a sad college town, but for Pete's sake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SieRYdA4cyw KKKLIP ART posted:I know this is shootyhoops and all, but here is a clip of Verne taking a ball to the face in slow motion, if thats your kink and all The life of being courtside in basketball. Good showing by the WVU player to shake their hands.
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Mar 21, 2017 03:02
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LLCoolJD posted:I had to search for "William and Mary quidditch" on YouTube. Williamsburg is a sad college town, but for Pete's sake: gently caress. I watched like 15 seconds and I'm so loving embarrassed for everyone involved. Like, J.K., dog, why aren't they just racing on the flying brooms? You don't know poo poo about sports, just have them do a race around the school or something. Obstacle course race maybe, oh no there's a big dragon you gotta fly around.
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Mar 21, 2017 08:47
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I'm amazed any of these people are running at anywhere near full speed like this. I would be too paralyzed by the fear of breaking off a broomstick into my dick to do anything.
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Mar 21, 2017 11:03
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It looks like it would be fun in a "the P.E. coach is making us do this stupid poo poo so we might as well have fun with it" type of way.
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Mar 21, 2017 12:04
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Iowa State's depth is such that Joel Lanning, who has not played defense since high school, is currently their starting middle linebacker. Seems maybe less than ideal. Iowa's depth chart has some issues right now too. Matt VandeBerg, our only halfway decent wide receiver, reinjured the foot he broke last season and is going to miss spring practice. They say he'll be fine by June but that still really sucks, especially since we're breaking in a new QB. Without him we were a pretty strong contender for having the worst wide receivers in all of FBS last year. If he can't play there's a pretty decent chance we start a walk on JuCo transfer.
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Mar 21, 2017 17:18
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Anals of History posted:I'm amazed any of these people are running at anywhere near full speed like this. I would be too paralyzed by the fear of breaking off a broomstick into my dick to do anything. That was actually a major issue with the wooden brooms before they got rid of them. They broke way too much
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Mar 22, 2017 01:58
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http://thebiglead.com/2017/03/22/arkansas-law-would-allow-guns-at-basketball-and-football-games-beginning-in-2018/ Thousands of drunk college football fans + guns. What could possibly go wrong?
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Mar 23, 2017 04:19
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Pakled posted:http://thebiglead.com/2017/03/22/arkansas-law-would-allow-guns-at-basketball-and-football-games-beginning-in-2018/ Washington had one of these proposed too.
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Mar 23, 2017 04:27
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Haha, Texas Tech's practice facility caught fire.
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Mar 23, 2017 04:40
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PostNouveau posted:Haha, Texas Tech's practice facility caught fire. Kliff took off his shirt? 
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Mar 23, 2017 05:10
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Pakled posted:http://thebiglead.com/2017/03/22/arkansas-law-would-allow-guns-at-basketball-and-football-games-beginning-in-2018/ lol wasn't Arkansas the place where the big parking lot fight after a game happened last year? I think someone posted a video of it.
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Mar 23, 2017 06:39
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Mike_V posted:lol wasn't Arkansas the place where the big parking lot fight after a game happened last year? I think someone posted a video of it.
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Mar 23, 2017 06:43
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gently caress Baylor Ex-Baylor TE Tre'Von Armstead Charged With Sexual Assault From 2013 quote:Baylor did not conduct an investigation of its own, which all schools that accept federal money are required to do under Title IX, until 2015,
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Mar 23, 2017 06:52
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Why would they, it's not like anything happens when they don't.
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Mar 23, 2017 12:33
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Pakled posted:http://thebiglead.com/2017/03/22/arkansas-law-would-allow-guns-at-basketball-and-football-games-beginning-in-2018/ woo pig shootie
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Mar 23, 2017 13:07
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PostNouveau posted:Haha, Texas Tech's practice facility caught fire. Was the new one under construction and was just a pile of roofing material that someone had decided to lay underneath an area where they were welding, so it created a lot of smoke but didn't do much else.
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Mar 23, 2017 14:40
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TBeats posted:It looks like it would be fun in a "the P.E. coach is making us do this stupid poo poo so we might as well have fun with it" type of way. Oh man you just reminded me that in HS I was in like a generic lifting and conditioning class for people who didn't want to do a team sport that semester, and we ended up inventing an incredibly fun game we called Anarchyball. It was sort of like ultimate frisbee played with a squishy foam ball and soccer goals, except it was full-contact and you were free to run around with the ball once you got within a certain distance of the goal. Once you got within scoring range basically the whole defending team would just form a wall in front of the goal, then you'd have to pass it to one of your big players who could lower a shoulder and try to Run The Dang Ball down their throats or just dive over/through them. If the runner got stood up, the attacking team would form up behind them and try to push the whole other team past the plane of the goal. No pads, coed. Somehow everyone always had a great time and nobody got especially injured.
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Mar 23, 2017 18:25
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Thermos H Christ posted:Oh man you just reminded me that in HS I was in like a generic lifting and conditioning class for people who didn't want to do a team sport that semester, and we ended up inventing an incredibly fun game we called Anarchyball. It was sort of like ultimate frisbee played with a squishy foam ball and soccer goals, except it was full-contact and you were free to run around with the ball once you got within a certain distance of the goal. Once you got within scoring range basically the whole defending team would just form a wall in front of the goal, then you'd have to pass it to one of your big players who could lower a shoulder and try to Run The Dang Ball down their throats or just dive over/through them. If the runner got stood up, the attacking team would form up behind them and try to push the whole other team past the plane of the goal. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medieval_football
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Mar 23, 2017 18:48
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Thermos H Christ posted:Oh man you just reminded me that in HS I was in like a generic lifting and conditioning class for people who didn't want to do a team sport that semester, and we ended up inventing an incredibly fun game we called Anarchyball. It was sort of like ultimate frisbee played with a squishy foam ball and soccer goals, except it was full-contact and you were free to run around with the ball once you got within a certain distance of the goal. Once you got within scoring range basically the whole defending team would just form a wall in front of the goal, then you'd have to pass it to one of your big players who could lower a shoulder and try to Run The Dang Ball down their throats or just dive over/through them. If the runner got stood up, the attacking team would form up behind them and try to push the whole other team past the plane of the goal. We did this at recess and it was an extremely satisfying game if you were an offensive lineman who longed to score touchdowns because you were suddently the most valuable player on the team
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Mar 23, 2017 19:33
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quote:Gruden asked (Deshaun) Watson what he had to do to win the 2016 Heisman after having such an impressive junior campaign.  link
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Mar 24, 2017 02:26
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 Seriously, he should have gotten it after Jackson threw it away so late in the season.
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Mar 24, 2017 04:26
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Everyone gave it to Jackson after that absurd start and the mudhole they stomped in FSU. Nobody else stood a chance.
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Mar 24, 2017 05:33
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Yeah, and even in Clemson's loss to Pitt, Watson set a single game ACC passing record. Not a flawless game on his part, but blame that one on the defense. Oh well, maybe that chip on his shoulder pushed his performance in the post season.
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Mar 24, 2017 12:48
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Yeah if you throw for drat near 600 yards and 3TDs, the loss isn't on your offense.
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Mar 24, 2017 14:04
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DJExile posted:Yeah if you throw for drat near 600 yards and 3TDs, the loss isn't on your offense. /signed every Texas Tech QB since 2000.
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Mar 24, 2017 15:47
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DJExile posted:Yeah if you throw for drat near 600 yards and 3TDs, the loss isn't on your offense. Well, he also threw three interceptions and had to throw 70 times to get there because they couldn't run the ball for poo poo.
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Mar 24, 2017 15:50
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70 passes and 600 yards is what Texas Tech refers to as a mild day of offense.
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Mar 24, 2017 16:53
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https://twitter.com/JeffDarlington/status/845292420195667968 harbaugh got them yoga khakis now
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Mar 24, 2017 17:26
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What are the odds of Harbaugh being a never nude? Except instead of cut off jean shorts he wears cut off khakis.
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Mar 24, 2017 17:49
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those pants are pretty amazing tbqh
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Mar 24, 2017 18:31
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LLCoolJD posted:I had to search for "William and Mary quidditch" on YouTube. Williamsburg is a sad college town, but for Pete's sake:  That is exactly as funny as it should be.
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Mar 24, 2017 18:48
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See i feel like that'd be amusing to watch as a trainwreck... for all of like 2 minutes at the most.
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Mar 24, 2017 18:54
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None of those people played a team sport past the age of like 8, it's so sad. I say that not just because it's obvious how unathletic they are but that anyone who had the social skills gained from playing team sports as they grew up would know to never do something so dumb as play a sport from a fantasy book about people who use magic. Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Mar 24, 2017 |
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Crotch Bat posted:Everyone gave it to Jackson after that absurd start and the mudhole they stomped in FSU. Nobody else stood a chance. Going by the stomp-a-mudhole theory Ed Oliver is your Heisman winner.
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