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Pvt.Scott posted:You don't hit someone with multiple concussions in the head. Especially not someone still suffering the major effects of a recent one. I'd have made a similar threat and meant it. Well the shoes are actually what caused the second concussion, unless I read it super wrong
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chitoryu12 posted:Even without the username, we'd all know exactly what that son was doing from the title. I was hoping it was anti facial recognition dazzle. https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/07/makeup/374929/
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I wanna know if it's subtle or super overt. I have a MGSV letterman jacket, but you wouldn't know it unless you've played the game. So is it something like that or is it like I LIKE TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS THE GAME. Not that it even matter because he's 100% stupid but I want to know because it'd be even funnier if it's just something super lowkey Not gonna lie, that MGSV jacket was the closest I've come to wanting to purchase and wear something like that. anyway, i bet it's a mass effect n7 sweatshirt or something.
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I wanna know if it's subtle or super overt. I have a MGSV letterman jacket, but you wouldn't know it unless you've played the game. So is it something like that or is it like I LIKE TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS THE GAME. Not that it even matter because he's 100% stupid but I want to know because it'd be even funnier if it's just something super lowkey Half Life 2 came with a free t-shirt and somewhere along the way my sister got ahold of it and was wearing it. It was just the symbol for the game, real simple and you would only realize it if you were into it. She wore it to college a couple times and was like "WTF is up with this shirt and nerds complimenting me on it? Take it back!"
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My [24F] husband [24M] keeps coming home from work and waking the baby up while he's sleeping. I can't take it anymore. He's inconsiderate of him when he's sleeping in general.quote:My husband and I met in college and have been together for about 6 years and married for 2. We had our son three months ago and our daughter 3 years ago. So we have two children 3 year old daughter and 3 month old son. Holy poo poo throw this dude on the loving murderpile
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My [25F] GF [25F] of 6 months got a tattoo of my name despite me not wanting tooquote:Title speaks for itself. girlfriend-tattoo-to-breakup times whizzing past zero and entering negative numbers A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Mar 21, 2017 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:My [25F] GF [25F] of 6 months got a tattoo of my name despite me not wanting too poo poo, well I guess you gotta stay with her forever now otherwise it would be rude. Sorry!
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Mar 21, 2017 18:31
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quote:I [18M] am afraid I'm using my best friend [20M] of 2 years for my sexual needs. Bunch of real whiz kids here.
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Mar 21, 2017 18:33
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I can't wait to grow up and move out and pee wherever I want!!!
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Mar 21, 2017 18:37
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just swappin platonic pissing vids, as friends do
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I wondered how the hell anyone can possibly send non-sexualized piss videos, then it clicked and I realized this guy is about to molest an autist.
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Buzkashi posted:My [24F] husband [24M] keeps coming home from work and waking the baby up while he's sleeping. I can't take it anymore. He's inconsiderate of him when he's sleeping in general. They are gonna find this guy's mutilated body in a field. I would vote to acquit if on the jury.
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LOL the dude is doubling down in the comments that there is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY that the pissing guy is getting any kind of sexual thrill out of this. Edit to add quote:I think he's very aware of what he's doing and the effect it has on you. Yeah dude is legit taking advantage of a delayed and/or autistic person La Brea Carpet fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Mar 21, 2017 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:Bunch of real whiz kids here.  There's so many layers to this one.
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There's a story about Chris Farley in a book I read where he was such a lazy slob in his teens that he would pee into dinner glasses in his room and then go dump them in the toilet later when he felt like getting up. His dad finds out what has been going on at the dinner table when someone rats out Chris and he reads him the riot act until he's purple in the face. Mid-rant, he reaches for a glass of water and Chris squeaks out "are you sure you want to drink from that?" and his dad goes full nuclear. I actually laughed so hard I wept from a book reading that.
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new phone who dis posted:There's a story about Chris Farley in a book I read where he was such a lazy slob in his teens that he would pee into dinner glasses in his room and then go dump them in the toilet later when he felt like getting up. His dad finds out what has been going on at the dinner table when someone rats out Chris and he reads him the riot act until he's purple in the face. Mid-rant, he reaches for a glass of water and Chris squeaks out "are you sure you want to drink from that?" and his dad goes full nuclear.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:My [25F] GF [25F] of 6 months got a tattoo of my name despite me not wanting too Ffffiuuuck I know someone who gets a new tattoo whenever they're in a relationship with someone and now she has a very ugly collection of regretful tattoos. They're awful tattoos to boot. Buzkashi posted:My [24F] husband [24M] keeps coming home from work and waking the baby up while he's sleeping. I can't take it anymore. He's inconsiderate of him when he's sleeping in general. 
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purple death ray posted:Well the shoes are actually what caused the second concussion, unless I read it super wrong The first two were football. Number three was sister shoes.
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La Brea Carpet posted:That means that whenever he sends me a video of him peeing in his bedroom, for example, I get aroused, and I always ask for more. . uh is he just peeing on the floor or what
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Fullhouse posted:uh is he just peeing on the floor or what He is, did you read the post
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Fullhouse posted:uh is he just peeing on the floor or what Yes. And recording it. And sending the video to a known piddlephile.
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Imagine being a parent who, despite your best efforts, your greatest patience, your most careful guidance, you find yourself having raised a 20 year-old man who pisses in the corners of your home for sexual gratification. I can't think of a more all-consuming horror story.
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Pvt.Scott posted:The first two were football. Number three was sister shoes. His sister is 100% trying to kill him
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Mar 21, 2017 19:15
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La Brea Carpet posted:piddlephile.
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Das Boo posted:Imagine being a parent who, despite your best efforts, your greatest patience, your most careful guidance, you find yourself having raised a 20 year-old man who pisses in the corners of your home for sexual gratification. Maybe they got potty trained by a child molester?
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Mar 21, 2017 19:20
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it's so naughty to piss on the rug like a dog. teehee
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Fullhouse posted:it's so naughty to piss on the rug like a dog. teehee Not in a sexual way though. Just enjoyably naughty nonsexual piss. Down with the piss system.
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"Joanne, do you have a cat?"
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I pee into my clothes hamper and honestly I do a pretty good job in that aspect of the scenario.
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Every time in my life, maybe twice or three times, that I've given in to that lovely dude urge to pee somewhere other than the toilet, I am reminded just how much piss a human can produce at one time and it immediately goes from "heh" to "oh God this was a terrible mistake"
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You've only peed outside 3 times or are you talking like, peeing in a bottle? I guess outside is kinda like a big toilet.
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If you've pissbottled any non-zero number of times your life has taken a terrible turn
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:You've only peed outside 3 times or are you talking like, peeing in a bottle? The ocean is nature's toilet. And public swimming pools 
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:If you've pissbottled any non-zero number of times your life has taken a terrible turn
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Jim Barris posted:Does this include truckers? 'you're a trucker' is a subset of 'your life has taken a terrible turn', yes
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:'you're a trucker' is a subset of 'your life has taken a terrible turn', yes No truckers would be a subset of "good luck getting food" (and a lot of other stuff obviously, but food being a thing you need to live)
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peeing outside owns and is good and if that kid was peeing outside instead of in random places inside his apartment I'd declare him a cool and healthy adult
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:If you've pissbottled any non-zero number of times your life has taken a terrible turn Once when camping and it was a downpour outside and I didn't want any of that at 2 in the loving morning.
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lol @ the idea that anyone who has a class A license has trouble putting food on the table but also im crying.
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