Cor Blimey someone only went and drove a car into a crowd guvnor

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biznatchio: Mar 31, 2001; Buglord

Don't give up, London!

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:07

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# ? May 17, 2024 17:28

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Maya Fey posted:

according to the daily mail the suspect doesnt have pants on because london police officers have to suck his dick before they can arrest him due to the law (sharia law)

This would be funny if it wasnt uncomfortably close to the actual reporting standards of the Daily Mail.

I assume they took his trousers off in case he had some sort of cock bomb.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:07

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

Pick posted:

So like, what ARE we going to do about the terrorism? Because it's not a lot of incidents overall, but neither was tampering with Tylenol.

well i think they should at least make terrorism illegal

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:07

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

tax and regulate isn't a good strategy imo

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:07

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

BigBadSteve posted:

Would it be so hard waitimg until after the bodies are cold to mske jokes?

It would

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:08

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Parallax Scroll posted:

well i think they should at least make terrorism illegal

No, don't you see, we can never stop terrorism. Better to make it legal but tax it.

Edit: gently caress beaten to it

Parallax Scroll posted:

tax and regulate isn't a good strategy imo

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:08

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

What meme should I change my profile pics to in order to pretend like I'm making a positive impact on the world despite being unwilling to make any effort.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:10

Maya Fey: Jan 22, 2017

Kitchner posted:

This would be funny if it wasnt uncomfortably close to the actual reporting standards of the Daily Mail.

I assume they took his trousers off in case he had some sort of cock bomb.

i remember back in the day they were running 100% made up stories about refugees eating the queen's swans or raping british women to infect them with AIDS

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:11

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

see what happens when you cant bring laptops on planes

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:11

Nill: Aug 24, 2003

Dead suicide attackers are notorious tax evaders.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:12

Private Speech: Mar 30, 2011; I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

What meme should I change my profile pics to in order to pretend like I'm making a positive impact on the world despite being unwilling to make any effort.

Dickbutt imo

e: actually there's better ideas below

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:12

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

What meme should I change my profile pics to in order to pretend like I'm making a positive impact on the world despite being unwilling to make any effort.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:13

Dongattack: Dec 20, 2006; by Cyrano4747

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

What meme should I change my profile pics to in order to pretend like I'm making a positive impact on the world despite being unwilling to make any effort.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:13

Torquemada: Oct 21, 2010; Drei GlÃ¤ser

I live in London, no one here seems to give a poo poo about this yet (probably because we don't know much yet).

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:13

Maya Fey: Jan 22, 2017

Torquemada posted:

I live in London, no one here seems to give a poo poo about this yet (probably because we don't know much yet).

probably because people get run over and stabbed several times a day in london

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:15

Nill: Aug 24, 2003

Attacker reportedly black, white, and asian. Truly intersectional terrorism.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:15

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Private Speech posted:

It's a cointoss but I'm going to say either a crazy nutter or a white nationalist because there's no reports about shouts of 'Allahu Akbar' or the suspects ethnicity.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:16

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Torquemada posted:

I live in London, no one here seems to give a poo poo about this yet (probably because we don't know much yet).

I don't know, all my friends seem to give a poo poo about it and we all live and work in London.

I mean no one is scared for their lives because it seems to all be over but like, not give a poo poo that a bunch of people may have just been killed?

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:16

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

I have nothing but contempt for the English but at the same time I'd rather they just sort of winked out of existence instead of being murdered by brokebrains

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:16

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

quote:

Up to 1000 people a month are victims of knife crime in London, according to alarming new statistics.

quote:

More than three in four knife crimes in London are going unsolved, according to alarming new figures.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:17

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Whoa apparently they've just pulled someone from the thames

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:18

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

quote:

LATEST PEDESTRIANS AND CYCLISTS DEATHS IN LONDON
2014 : 64 pedestrians and 13 cyclists killed, = 61% of all road deaths (56% of all KSIs)

2015 – 66 pedestrians and 9 cyclists killed, = 55% of all road deaths (53% of all KSIs)

2016 – At least 71 people killed – – Please note that both TfL and the Met refuse to release timely collision data; at least 1/3 of pedestrian deaths go unreported. We have to wait until June 2017 for the official figures

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:18

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Yeah but all those deaths are just gang warfare, or drug related, or general stupidity of the average Londoner so they don't count.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:20

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

EX250 Type R posted:

see what happens when you cant bring laptops on planes

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:20

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Mayor Kahn has been briefed on the identity of the attacker. "Goddamnit, that oval office owed me fifty pounds!" he exclaimed.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:21

Private Speech: Mar 30, 2011; I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.

Pawn 17 posted:

Looks like it's maybe islams after all??

It's anniversary of Brussels and maybe there were two guys in the car, bbc said just now.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:22

WonderfulWino: Sep 26, 2004; The grape wont cut me loose.

Pawn 17 posted:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:22

Torquemada: Oct 21, 2010; Drei GlÃ¤ser

To be fair, I left work in Swiss Cottage (where no one gave a poo poo) and arrived home in Hackney (where no one gives a poo poo). Maybe if I knew more people in town, or still worked at the South Bank I'd know someone who was scared or something.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:23

DrPlump: Oct 5, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pawn 17 posted:

He looks white but I can't tell without enhancement.

Edit: Thanks Goons

WonderfulWino posted:

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:23

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Torquemada posted:

To be fair, I left work in Swiss Cottage (where no one gave a poo poo) and arrived home in Hackney (where no one gives a poo poo). Maybe if I knew more people in town, or still worked at the South Bank I'd know someone who was scared or something.

Realistically I think it's probably over now as it looks like a lone wolf attack, and the attacker is dead. So I'm about to get the Tube home and not really worried about my safety. I do give a poo poo though.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:24

Spunky Psycho Ho: Jan 26, 2007; by zen death robot

Probably forgot about which side of the road you're supposed to use over there

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:24

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

WonderfulWino posted:

lol did you try to give him blue eyes?

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:25

new phone who dis: May 24, 2007; by VideoGames; Morbid Hound

WonderfulWino posted:

Holy poo poo.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:25

Dr. Stab: Sep 12, 2010; 👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

Is it too late to guess they were Mennonites?

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:26

Torquemada: Oct 21, 2010; Drei GlÃ¤ser

DrPlump posted:

He looks white but I can't tell without enhancement.

Edit: Thanks Goons

He looks alive, they can't have shot him very hard.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:25

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

I honestly hope that fucker doesn't die and instead he can be hauled in front of a court, denounced by all the Muslim organisations in Britain, and rot to death in a cell knowing he will never die a martyr.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:25