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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Tip posted:

Trump visited Congress to "hard sell" his healthcare plan. The result, he went from 17 Republicans opposed to 27. lol.
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/trump-lost-10-gop-health-care-votes-after-personally-visiting-congress-for-hard-sell-nbc-news/

He's now personally calling people, I'm sure that will help! :kiddo:

also CNN has a good headline:

US Officials: Info suggests Trump associates may have coordinated with Russians

I feel like I've sat down at a slot machine, hitjackpot, and now I'm just grabbing handfuls of LOLs as they come pouring out

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pogue23
Aug 15, 2002

Son, I am disappoint.
He just dumped a poo poo ton of money into NASA.. maybe we can convince him to become the first president of Mars?

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

While doing a research project on old news (100+ years), I took a break and read some retro trump articles in hopes of hidden lols.


1979: http://archives.chicagotribune.com/1979/02/20/page/46/article/f-f-not-to-cough-at

The Presidency: the easiest sell of all.






Loling at the sycophants in the WH waiting for something to fall out of DJT.




1984: http://archives.chicagotribune.com/1984/04/08/page/517/article/firm-rides-herd-on-construction-costs

Hmm, people attempting to address practical concerns and then here comes Trump with a WWF ring entrance.


Literally no idea.


Filthy people, spreading their germs.


The American Dream^{TM}.










1987: http://archives.chicagotribune.com/1987/06/28/page/8/article/nbc-brings-koch-trump-feud-to-new-lows/index.html

Here piggy piggy piggy.



1989: http://archives.chicagotribune.com/1989/03/12/page/85/article/trump-the-peoples-billionaire

very heroic portrait! the best casinos.


aka Easy D.




so basically, either sell Mar-a-lmao or watch me put up my towers all around you.


coal miners love him.


re: the wall and healthcare, lol.









1990: http://archives.chicagotribune.com/1990/06/10/page/147/article/financial-crisis-tests-trump-legend

27 years later. . . . . . . . . .




Sigh. . . alternate reality.

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Tip posted:

Trump visited Congress to "hard sell" his healthcare plan. The result, he went from 17 Republicans opposed to 27. lol.
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/trump-lost-10-gop-health-care-votes-after-personally-visiting-congress-for-hard-sell-nbc-news/

The running of a 1st world country hard into the ground is a small price to pay for lols so hearty and regular.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/844578210830540802

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

quote:

Rep. Adam Schiff, the top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, said Wednesday that there is “more than circumstantial evidence now” to suggest that President Donald Trump’s campaign may have colluded with Russia’s attempts to disrupt the election, but he would not offer details.

“I can tell you that the case is more than that,” Schiff told Chuck Todd on MSNBC. “And I can’t go into the particulars, but there is more than circumstantial evidence now.”

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/schiff-russia-trump-collusion-236386

🤔

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Tip posted:

Trump visited Congress to "hard sell" his healthcare plan. The result, he went from 17 Republicans opposed to 27. lol.
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/trump-lost-10-gop-health-care-votes-after-personally-visiting-congress-for-hard-sell-nbc-news/

Priceless. This is what happens when Donald Trump goes up against people as boorish and small-minded as him. They don't give a gently caress about the bill or the people it would hurt at all, they just think they're important and resent being talked down to and threatened. So much for the art of the deal :lol::lol:

lol but seriously I posted:

The running of a 1st world country hard into the ground is a small price to pay for lols so hearty and regular.

I'm still hoping we can have both! Call me a naive optimist if you will, but when the LOLs are like this, everyone wins.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Lpzie posted:

While doing a research project on old news (100+ years), I took a break and read some retro trump articles in hopes of hidden lols.

Heh I liked these, thanks man. Obviously he's been the same piece of poo poo his whole life, but tbh he definitely sounds a lot more deranged now than he did back then.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Would be nice if the Democrats could capitalize on this shitshow dumpster fire of an administration and make gains in in 2018. :shrug:

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Kuato posted:

Would be nice if the Democrats could capitalize on this shitshow dumpster fire of an administration and make gains in in 2018. :shrug:

I'm pretty sure that the Dems learned absolutely nothing from this last election and are going to crash and burn unless most of them are primaried out

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
his nickname "the donald"

"the donald"

heh heh heh

"the donald"

wooo hoooo hoooo

"the donald"

tee hee

his nickname "the donald"

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

I'm afraid that this thread title won't be relevant for much longer.

e: lol, Trumpists on Reddit aren't picking up on this new bit of information for some reason.

turn off the TV fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Mar 23, 2017

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

turn off the TV posted:

I'm afraid that this thread title won't be relevant for much longer.

e: lol, Trumpists on Reddit aren't picking up on this new bit of information for some reason.

it will be relevant for roughly the next 8 years

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

runupon cracker posted:

it will be relevant for roughly the next 8 years

Ivanka will be POTUS in 2024, and maybe one of her siblings in 2032?

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


I love access.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

The God Emperors dynasty will stretch out into the stars.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
lol remember when trump was like "hey russians maybe you could find the rest of hillary's emails? :smug:"

lmao that wasn't a joke he was actually asking

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Lpzie posted:

While doing a research project on old news (100+ years), I took a break and read some retro trump articles in hopes of hidden lols.


1979: http://archives.chicagotribune.com/1979/02/20/page/46/article/f-f-not-to-cough-at

The Presidency: the easiest sell of all.






Loling at the sycophants in the WH waiting for something to fall out of DJT.




1984: http://archives.chicagotribune.com/1984/04/08/page/517/article/firm-rides-herd-on-construction-costs

Hmm, people attempting to address practical concerns and then here comes Trump with a WWF ring entrance.


Literally no idea.


Filthy people, spreading their germs.


The American Dream^{TM}.










1987: http://archives.chicagotribune.com/1987/06/28/page/8/article/nbc-brings-koch-trump-feud-to-new-lows/index.html

Here piggy piggy piggy.



1989: http://archives.chicagotribune.com/1989/03/12/page/85/article/trump-the-peoples-billionaire

very heroic portrait! the best casinos.


aka Easy D.




so basically, either sell Mar-a-lmao or watch me put up my towers all around you.


coal miners love him.


re: the wall and healthcare, lol.









1990: http://archives.chicagotribune.com/1990/06/10/page/147/article/financial-crisis-tests-trump-legend

27 years later. . . . . . . . . .




Sigh. . . alternate reality.


Lots of effort, no lols? Bar is high now son.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Arrhythmia posted:

lol remember when trump was like "hey russians maybe you could find the rest of hillary's emails? :smug:"

lmao that wasn't a joke he was actually asking

Lol

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Burt Sexual posted:

Lots of effort, no lols? Bar is high now son.

The ancient world wasn't into lols like we are. Best I can do is show you cracks and fissures where the lols were trying to break through.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Lpzie posted:

The ancient world wasn't into lols like we are. Best I can do is show you cracks and fissures where the lols were trying to break through.

historians are going to look on this as the industrial revolution of lols

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

IT's really a shame there was no "Engrave This Tablet Every Time You LOL That Caligula Is Emperor."

Truly the ancients didn't know what they were missing.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Cthulu Carl posted:

IT's really a shame there was no "Engrave This Tablet Every Time You LOL That Caligula Is Emperor."

Truly the ancients didn't know what they were missing.

Hey man we don't KNOW that there wasn't

*turns on ancient aliens*

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Arrhythmia posted:

lol remember when trump was like "hey russians maybe you could find the rest of hillary's emails? :smug:"

lmao that wasn't a joke he was actually asking

lolol hidden in plain sight! genius

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

the bill is going to pass lol

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Arrhythmia posted:

lol remember when trump was like "hey russians maybe you could find the rest of hillary's emails? :smug:"

lmao that wasn't a joke he was actually asking

Lmbo

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Tip posted:

Trump visited Congress to "hard sell" his healthcare plan. The result, he went from 17 Republicans opposed to 27. lol.
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/trump-lost-10-gop-health-care-votes-after-personally-visiting-congress-for-hard-sell-nbc-news/

Quote from Paul Ryan from yesterday about Trump's visit:

quote:

Speaker Paul D. Ryan was upbeat. “The president just came here and knocked the ball out of the park,” Mr. Ryan said. “He knocked the cover off the ball.”

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

nooneofconsequence posted:

the bill is going to pass lol

toxx yourself

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Play posted:

toxx yourself

Lol toxxing is so 2009

Here watch: permaban me if tomorrow the sun comes up

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Madcosby posted:

Lol toxxing is so 2009

Here watch: permaban me if tomorrow the sun comes up

:stare:

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Yeah I suppose if every person who made a lovely and wrong prediction were to be banned this would be a pretty empty forum

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Cacafuego posted:

Crosspost:





Lol
[/quote]

LOL

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Play posted:

Yeah I suppose if every person who made a lovely and wrong prediction were to be banned this would be a pretty empty forum

Ya and Lowtax would have to ban himself for predicting that SA would be a good idea

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
apparently the koch brothers are pledging millions towards the campaign of GOP congress members who vote a certain way on the upcoming healthcare bill

the money is only for those who vote against it. lol

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

thathonkey posted:

apparently the koch brothers are pledging millions towards the campaign of GOP congress members who vote a certain way on the upcoming healthcare bill

the money is only for those who vote against it. lol

:eyepop:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i was driving home from the gym on the freeway and was like "oh yeah donald trump is president of the united states"

and i lol'd

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

pogue23 posted:

He just dumped a poo poo ton of money into NASA.. maybe we can convince him to become the first president of Mars?

I feel like NASA could milk a lot of money out of Trump by appealing to his vanity. "We want to go to Mars but we need more money. The first building on Mars will have your name on it. We promise."

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

thathonkey posted:

apparently the koch brothers are pledging millions towards the campaign of GOP congress members who vote a certain way on the upcoming healthcare bill

the money is only for those who vote against it. lol

I was about to ask what weasel words they used to make this legal, but then I laughed at my own stupidity

This is america, of course paying politicians to vote a certain way isn't illegal even if you say it outright

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Ya and Lowtax would have to ban himself for predicting that SA would be a good idea

sa is fine, its the goons that are the problem

lowtax's recent 'the coupon should not expire' topper was pretty funny

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Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes

thathonkey posted:

apparently the koch brothers are pledging millions towards the campaign of GOP congress members who vote a certain way on the upcoming healthcare bill

the money is only for those who vote against it. lol

If I'm reading this correctly as "koch corruption vs trump corruption" then I've officially just got no loving idea what's going on anymore

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