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Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

TBeats posted:

my mom uses her health insurance. a LOT. like three doc appointments every week and a cupboard that would probably make the DEA ask questions.

she voted for trump.

My dad is all hosed up from diabetic neuropathy, had a hip replacement, numerous hospital visits and ambulance rides, busted a vertebrae a while back, etc. Just all kinds of medical ills.

100% all aboard the #MAGA Trump train as he two fists Fox News via TV and laptop from the comfort of his Medicaid subsidized lift chair.

Because Benghazi.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Flikken posted:

Ok, how about widespread international support and goodwill from our allies?

We had that in spades for Afghanistan.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

cowboy elvis posted:

You know what I'm almost happy Trump won so we can get this allllllll out of our system now and move on with our lives. Or die fighting 14 wars.

4 + 10 civil wars seem a little excessive on the civil side? Surely there will be enough sticks and stones left to get it over in 1?

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/mikedebonis/status/844751655124062208

https://twitter.com/mikedebonis/status/844754572254101505

Someone's in a hurry.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
I think some of them might be in a hurry to vote no so they can... something... make fun of Trump and not lose their seats? I'm feeling like a lot of purple state house seats are gonna flip and a lot of centrist dems are gearing up for a hard primary fight for being too spineless. The Freedom caucus and the Tea Party seem to just wanna try to exalt in the chaos in the meantime, but they don't seem to have an actionable plan.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Someone explain to me what this means.

CoffeeQaddaffi
Mar 20, 2009

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Someone explain to me what this means.

I think same day/immediate amendments to AHCA can be done tomorrow?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nunes supposedly told Paul Ryan first about his breaking news, who told him to go tell Trump.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Nunes supposedly told Paul Ryan first about his breaking news, who told him to go tell Trump.
Well either Ryan goes down for this too, or nothing matters.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Casimir Radon posted:

Well either Ryan goes down for this too, or nothing matters.

Ryans gonna be the one who goes down for the healthcare bill

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Casimir Radon posted:

Well either Ryan goes down for this too, or nothing matters.

I have bad news.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/844776309372837888

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



...

pure evil

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

LingcodKilla posted:

...

pure evil

That's a funny way of pronouncing liberty.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The Republican party is such a shambles lol. I just heard from the majority whip on NPR and reading between the lines, they're going to rush the healthcare vote through in the hopes of defending themselves from primary challenges

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Reminds me of a homily I was read while waiting for flyballs in left field:

Jesus Christ And Jimmy Vice.
He'll fix your flat, he'll gently caress your wife.
His hair is greasy, his dick is long.
If you work for me? I'll gently caress your mom.

That's all I got.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Little Garry Parrish posted:

The Republican party is such a shambles lol. I just heard from the majority whip on NPR and reading between the lines, they're going to rush the healthcare vote through in the hopes of defending themselves from primary challenges

it sucks that the party that is the most visibly hosed is also the party that is in power.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

TBeats posted:

it sucks that the party that is the most visibly hosed is also the party that is in power.

They got hosed by getting in power. Dog that caught the car perfectly explains all these assholes that never even tried to productively govern, instead their entire governing strategy to this point is to see who can most loudly scream about how terrible the black man in office was and shut down everything they get their filthy paws on. Well now they have the majority of every level of power and that's all they know and all that their carefully curated base of deplorables will accept.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Mattis isn't partisan enough for Republicans

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/mattis-defense-hill-republicans-obama-236329

Edit: airstrikes kill over 200 civvies in Iraq, dunno who launched them

https://twitter.com/RudawEnglish/status/844852181979168768

Edit: more happy news this morning. They keep dying

https://twitter.com/MaxRTucker/status/844863264768983041

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 11:54 on Mar 23, 2017

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Mattis isn't partisan enough for Republicans



Edit: more happy news this morning. They keep dying


Looks like he tripped and fell on a bullet too! Such a shame, surely these accidents can be avoided in the future, comrade.

Office Pig posted:

The House GOP apparently has a solution to their 'problem' bill

https://twitter.com/kaysteiger/status/844700962048659456

Yeah.

Someone please explain to me again how Republicans became the voice of poor working class whites? Rich assholes I can understand, but it baffles me how a poor person, even a poor white person, looks at Republican proposals and says "No pre-existaing condition coverage AND my insurance prices will rise? gently caress yea! Lock her up! #MAGA"

Solaris 2.0 fucked around with this message at 12:04 on Mar 23, 2017

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Mattis isn't partisan enough for Republicans


Edit: airstrikes kill over 200 civvies in Iraq, dunno who launched them

I'll put even odds on the US and 3:1 odds on Russia.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

TBeats posted:

I'll put even odds on the US and 3:1 odds on Russia.

I'm gonna say Russia because we don't gently caress up to the tune of 200 dead and not have a DoD release.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Wild card: Saudi Arabia?

"lol we thought it was the kurdserrrrrrrr I mean isis."

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Donnie sat down with Time magazine for an interview and uncorked a bullshit volcano.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/844875681557286912

https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/844868412140482560


Edit: tracker https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/844876675800227840

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 12:51 on Mar 23, 2017

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Well then Obama didnt do so bad because he was president

TWICCCCEEEE

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Solaris 2.0 posted:

Someone please explain to me again how Republicans became the voice of poor working class whites?

Because the other side refused to acknowledge their existence

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/844887934415392769

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
A quick morning roundup:

"US TV host Tomi Lahren 'suspended over pro-choice comments"
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39338408

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/844886082663698436

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/844560099083464706

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/844879643895320578

https://twitter.com/zdarsky/status/844743150510002176

And find out where your local congress critters stand on AHCA:
http://www.npr.org/2017/03/10/519629973/new-health-care-bill-find-out-where-your-member-of-congress-stands

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

I was going to say this was the most Florida thing ever, but then I clicked through to that twitter feed and welp.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

hey gently caress rick perry

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.8a048c664f3a

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
mmmmmmmmmm

https://twitter.com/elianayjohnson/status/844892819085021186

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

I've been had too many times, I'm not getting turgid for anything short of a money shot.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


FrozenVent posted:

I've been had too many times, I'm not getting turgid for anything short of a money shot.

I'm fully expecting when it comes time to put up or shut up everyone steps in line for no loving reason what so ever.

*shrugs*

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
AHCA will pass, Trump's collusion with the Russians will go unpunished, GOP gerrymandering & voter suppression efforts result in what amounts to a one party state, climate change kills everyone

Hail Satan.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Missionary Positron posted:

AHCA will pass, Trump's collusion with the Russians will go unpunished, GOP gerrymandering & voter suppression efforts result in what amounts to a one party state, climate change kills everyone

Hail Satan.

And it was an inside job.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/844896113039683585

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Because the other side refused to acknowledge their existence

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/03/frank-rich-no-sympathy-for-the-hillbilly.html

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Our bestest allies Isreal?!

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

my favorite part of this article is also my response to anyone that says the Democrats simply cant afford to make a chance and must keep with this centrist, GOP-lite bullshit.

"Post-Obama-Clinton, its most admired national leaders (Biden, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren) are of Social Security age. It rules no branch of federal government, holds only 16 governorships, and controls only 14 state legislatures."

like man that poo poo aint working look at the loving results its lost 1000+ seats on national/state levels but by all means lets keep trying!

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Godholio posted:

We had that in spades for Afghanistan.

That's the point I am making.

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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Proud Christian Mom posted:

my favorite part of this article is also my response to anyone that says the Democrats simply cant afford to make a chance and must keep with this centrist, GOP-lite bullshit.

"Post-Obama-Clinton, its most admired national leaders (Biden, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren) are of Social Security age. It rules no branch of federal government, holds only 16 governorships, and controls only 14 state legislatures."

like man that poo poo aint working look at the loving results its lost 1000+ seats on national/state levels but by all means lets keep trying!

Not disagreeing with you on that. But the article also points to the obvious issues with chasing Reagan democrats.

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