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Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Joementum posted:

it'd be even more effective if their message was, "hey, let's just give everyone medicare".

keep yer government paws off my medicare

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Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

quadrophrenic posted:

i don't understand budgeting for clothes

like, just buy new clothes when the old ones break or something

maybe i'm a dirty poor, but sometimes i go several years just buying like 2 or 3 pairs of jeans and some shirts

if you have growing children then some budgeting is necessary, you don't have to buy everything new but you are constantly upgrading their wardrobe and there are predictable costs

# ? Mar 24, 2017 17:27

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

prefect posted:

Is going down passing or being rejected?

being rejected, because the bill is going down in flames rn.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 17:27

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

theflyingexecutive posted:

if you make 250k net in manhattan with no generational wealth and two kids to feed, you are not even remotely peripheral society, you're middle class at best. 250 is nassau county or jersey money and you shouldn't pretend otherwise

people always aspire higher than their situation :shrug:

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Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

the vote is gonna happen and trump's gonna make a surprise appearance on the house floor like it's wrestlemania

he'll go pressure reps by yelling in their faces and manage to turn it into a 60 vote defeat

# ? Mar 24, 2017 17:27

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Inspector Hound posted:

It works great as an ironic soundtrack for middle class 9-5 job scenes, like the happy 50s song they played over the horrible murders in that episode of the X Files

Life's hard in the 3 comma club.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 17:27

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

zegermans posted:

How did this person get elected if people suddenly hate everything he stands for now that he's actually going to try to implement it?

Majority of Americans didn't bother voting

# ? Mar 24, 2017 17:27

quadrophrenic: Feb 4, 2011; WIN MARNIE WIN

i'm reading up on Yarmuth and he seems like a pretty cool dude

quote:

Yarmuth took office on January 3, 2007. As of 2016, he is serving his fifth term as Congressman.

After his first year in Congress, Yarmuth donated his post-tax congressional salary of just over $120,000 to various charities in Louisville.[3]

On February 8, 2008, Yarmuth endorsed Barack Obama in his bid for the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States.[4]

On September 29, 2008, Yarmuth voted against the TARP bailout plan, as negotiated by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, President George W. Bush, House Minority Leader John Boehner, and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.[5] However, he did vote in favor of the second version of the bailout bill.[6]

Yarmuth said he was so "nauseated" by a moment of silence for Michael Jackson on the House floor that he left the chamber. "I thought it was outrageous," he said. "In my two and a half years, we've not done this for anybody else. We've done it for former members and that's about it."[7]

After defeating Northup for the second time, Yarmuth was rewarded by the Democratic Steering and Policy Committee with a spot on the influential Ways and Means Committee. On the committee, Yarmuth worked on issues on which he campaigned before the 2008 general election: Social Security, pension, Medicare, and Medicaid issues.

At a September 2009 town hall meeting, constituents were unhappy with Yarmuth's decision to support the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. "Yarmuth stayed calm in the face of boos and catcalls from some in the audience" according to an Associated Press report. "He warned that the current health care system is an unsustainable drain on businesses and the nation's economy."[8]

In 2011, Yarmuth introduced a bill alongside Republican Congressman Walter Jones that would seek to overturn key parts of the controversial court case Citizens United v. FEC. The legislation would also give Congress the power to enact mandatory public financing for Congressional candidates and create a national holiday for voting purposes.[9]

In 2011, Yarmuth voted against the National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2012 due to a controversial provision which allows the government and the military to indefinitely detain American citizens and others without trial.[10][11]

In 2013, Yarmuth introduced the Fair Elections Now Act, which would establish a public financing system for Congressional campaigns.[12][13]

In 2015, Yarmuth once again made an attempt at removing "dark money" from the political sphere by Proposing HR 2125, the Keeping our Campaigns Honest Act of 2015, however the bill realistically had no chance of passing in the 114th Congress in which it was proposed.[14]

# ? Mar 24, 2017 17:28

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

ryan is now at the white house

# ? Mar 24, 2017 17:28

Rushi: Jun 2, 2003; by Smythe

zegermans posted:

can someone who doesn't suck poo poo at photoshop replace the gopher and the dude with Obama and Ryan, respectively:

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

we're not plopping it were putting it in a brown paper bag and lighting it on fire

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Rushi posted:

rushi with the slam dunk

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Zikan posted:

the vote is gonna happen and trump's gonna make a surprise appearance on the house floor like it's wrestlemania

he'll go pressure reps by yelling in their faces and manage to turn it into a 60 vote defeat

If trump comes out to wrestling music and hits Raul Labrador with a steel chair I will rethink my stance on his presidency.

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Rushi posted:

lmfao

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Serf posted:

paul ryan trying to pass this health care bill harder than me making GBS threads during that time when i ate nothing but macaroni and cheese and hard boiled eggs

whats scurvy feel like anyway

# ? Mar 24, 2017 17:29

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Office Pig posted:

https://twitter.com/BenDAvanzo/status/845282659446214657

A great man.

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Al! posted:

rushi with the slam dunk

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NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/RepBarbaraLee/status/844943804540960768

An actual flaming bag of dog poop for every American would be preferable

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Squizzle posted:

whats scurvy feel like anyway

like a butt but not like a nice butt

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Rushi posted:

lmao. I love PBF Comics

my favorite one:

http://pbfcomics.com/98/

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MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

I'm the guy with the Texas flag tie

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brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

whatis posted:

im the 32k per year over 20 years for student loans because i apparently have like 5 graduate degrees from private universities

dual doctors with longish specialist residencies can easily rack up hundreds of thousands of dollars in student loans

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Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Rushi posted:

its everything I dreamed it would be

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Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Rushi posted:

lol

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Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

mannerup posted:

ryan is now at the white house

*downfall bunker scene edit but hitler is 400 pounds, orange, and eating kfc chickenskins throughout the rant*

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Wrenever: Jul 22, 2007

Rushi posted:

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Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007; Can't post for 3 hours!

DryGoods posted:

https://twitter.com/tomlobianco/status/845306341489098752

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punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Rushi posted:

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

like a trump butt

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Rushi: Jun 2, 2003; by Smythe

eonwe posted:

lmao. I love PBF Comics

my favorite one:

http://pbfcomics.com/98/

i'd put the navy seal who recently died on the yelling bear and end with trump eating pizza with a fork but 2 dark 4 me

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I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oqfT38eCdM

# ? Mar 24, 2017 17:30

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

eonwe posted:

lmao. I love PBF Comics

my favorite one:

http://pbfcomics.com/98/

House Freedom Caucus, vote YES on AHCA! HOUSE FREEDOM CAUCUS!!!

# ? Mar 24, 2017 17:30

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

eonwe posted:

lmao. I love PBF Comics

my favorite one:

http://pbfcomics.com/98/

http://politicalpbf.tumblr.com/

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Brother Friendship: Jul 12, 2013

Rushi posted:

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TheWeepingHorse: Nov 20, 2009

What the gently caress is Ryan gonna do at the White House?
Even if we were to assume that conservative health care reform is a good cause, this is a legislative problem, and worse, Trump is actively bad at anything relevant to this process. He's a narcissist, so he'll sign anything if you fluff him right. Just get the Rs to hash out a plan and have that be that. He. Will. Sign. Whatever

Of course, since the Rs have no real alternative to offer, they're just hosed...

# ? Mar 24, 2017 17:31

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/845311766028521473

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/845311965446725636

:eyepop:

# ? Mar 24, 2017 17:31

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Schnorkles posted:

being rejected, because the bill is going down in flames rn.

I hope you're right. I can't be confident about anything anymore. Not since November. :ohdear:

# ? Mar 24, 2017 17:32

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Rushi posted:

i'd put the navy seal who recently died on the yelling bear and end with trump eating pizza with a fork but 2 dark 4 me

# ? Mar 24, 2017 17:32

TildeATH: Oct 21, 2010; by Lowtax

Squizzle posted:

people always aspire higher than their situation

The quote is "motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill" and it's by Blade.

You uncultured buffoon.

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Inspector Hound posted:

It works great as an ironic soundtrack for middle class 9-5 job scenes, like the happy 50s song they played over the horrible murders in that episode of the X Files

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A0fM-kUmTY

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