dad chat 2017: Actually I'm an Ephebophile! *Okinawa geta locked down again*

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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

# ? Mar 24, 2017 18:39

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# ? May 19, 2024 08:25

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

boy.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 18:46

Melthir: Dec 29, 2009; I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Yeah, she said that at the start of the casting interview.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 18:57

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I was stoned AF at the alamo museum and that hosed me up, 9/11 would make me a blubbering mess

For the longest time they would set up the Moving Wall at a local park in November, and it would be escorted there by an almost entirely veteran motorcycle detail. Odd note, it would rain every time. EVERY loving TIME. Not a downpour but that light rain/drizzle with a 500ft ceiling with no hint that the sun is even a real thing type weather.

I was in the ride twice and man was that loving hard to deal with. I don't even know if they still do it because I can't be around it anymore.

LingcodKilla posted:

Who names their daughter Reagan...

I had a friend who's middle name was Regan because her parents loved The Exorcist. She named her dog Ripley.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 19:31

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

Oh yeah I'm a dumbass she spells it Regan, not like the president. I always gently caress that up.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 19:34

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

Oh yeah I'm a dumbass she spells it Regan, not like the president. I always gently caress that up.

Two friends of mine from Georgia that served in Bamberg when Warner Barracks were still around told us they were naming their daughter "Reagan". We were like "What, after the president?", and they were all :mensch:

"no, no, we're spelling it 'Regyn', it's totally a gaelic name!"

By the time she was born, they weren't even pussyfooting around anymore and straight up named her Reagan.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 20:55

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

"We named you after a senile old buffoon."

# ? Mar 24, 2017 21:25

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

at least they didnt name them after any of the various porn stars named regan or reagan.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 21:57

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

yeah that name just reminds me of faye reagan

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:27

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Slim Pickens posted:

yeah that name just reminds me of faye reagan

Goddamn amazing in her prime.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:34

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

bridget regan gets an honorable mention

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:43

lite_sleepr: Jun 3, 2003

Wanna pet this cat

# ? Mar 25, 2017 01:04

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Cessna Citation with 6-8 passengers on board hit a house and exploded two streets from me. In other words, literally in my neighborhood. We saw the fire as we drove by to the store. Def a no survivors type crash. Pictures are already hitting the news and Internet.

The major road where I live is the lineup for the visual approach path for the civil airport nearby so I'm kind of surprised it hasn't happened before.

Hope no one was in the house. Neighbors are reporting they "saw it spinning on the way down" but no clue what they mean exactly. Poor bastards, Jesus.

https://twitter.com/amy_gravley/status/845421797256450049

Riot Carol Danvers fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Mar 25, 2017

# ? Mar 25, 2017 01:09

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

lite_sleepr posted:

Wanna pet this cat

Yes, this cat needs many chin scratches

# ? Mar 25, 2017 01:17

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Update: apparently the family who lives in the house that the plane hit was in church when it happened so no one was home. At least that's some good news.

# ? Mar 25, 2017 01:52

LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

I'd be super loving religious after that, it's not like early Friday is typical church time unless your an ultra ortho Hebrew.

# ? Mar 25, 2017 01:54

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

Jesus saves

# ? Mar 25, 2017 01:58

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I'd be super loving religious after that, it's not like early Friday is typical church time unless your an ultra ortho Hebrew.

# ? Mar 25, 2017 01:58

lite_sleepr: Jun 3, 2003

Going to pray that the Lord sends planes into your homes tonight. For the sake of your souls.

#blessed

# ? Mar 25, 2017 02:29

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Jesus

# ? Mar 25, 2017 02:45

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Initial reporting sounds like they misunderstood that the aircraft is ABLE to carry 6 to 8 people, but apparently reports are now saying it was only the pilot on board. No telling for sure. The house it hit caught fire as well.

# ? Mar 25, 2017 02:53

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

turboprop fuel can't ignite wood beams

# ? Mar 25, 2017 02:55

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

turboprop fuel can't ignite wood beams

But it's jet fuel so

# ? Mar 25, 2017 02:57

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

But it's jet fuel so

i stand by my point against all logic

# ? Mar 25, 2017 02:58

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

i stand by my point against all logic

Okay Donnie

# ? Mar 25, 2017 03:00

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

Okay sheeple

# ? Mar 25, 2017 03:01

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

I got Mao an entire bag of cat toys. Like 20 random little ones that came in a bag. She's testing them one by one.

# ? Mar 25, 2017 05:07

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

But it's jet fuel so

Avgas can't melt Jesus' love.

# ? Mar 25, 2017 06:02

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I got Mao an entire bag of cat toys. Like 20 random little ones that came in a bag. She's testing them one by one.

I need proof.

# ? Mar 25, 2017 11:43

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

logan was dope

# ? Mar 25, 2017 21:58

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

logan was dope

agreed, op

# ? Mar 26, 2017 01:22

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

logan was dope

i liked the part where it was awesome

# ? Mar 26, 2017 01:28

Kuroyama: Sep 15, 2012; no fucking Anime in GiP

Parents decided to get rid of frozen veggie stockpile in the best possible way: making gumbo.

Almost makes up for the barbers messing up my haircut.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:13

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Two Finger posted:

i liked the part where it was awesome

Yea that was the best part

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:19

lite_sleepr: Jun 3, 2003

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Yea that was the best part

Did you like the part when Logan was :krad:

# ? Mar 26, 2017 03:50

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

only trailer we saw was for deadpool 2

also the last movie i saw before this in theaters was episode 7. wife and i went to the lovely theater that got bought out and was surprised to see them have dlp projectors.

johnny cash coming on at the end almost made me cry

# ? Mar 26, 2017 03:51

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

please tell me they didnt use his cover of hurt

# ? Mar 26, 2017 04:45

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

please tell me they didnt use his cover of hurt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

# ? Mar 26, 2017 04:46

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

pro choice that. hurt is good but its overused for sure

when the man comes around really made the dawn of the dead remake for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTYNwwPQH4k

# ? Mar 26, 2017 04:52

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# ? May 19, 2024 08:25

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

yeah

if my old man were alive Logan would be one of his favorite movies, and that would have solidified that choice

johnny cash is ultimate dad music

# ? Mar 26, 2017 04:54

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