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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



The killer didnt give a fuuuuuuck about the hundreds of witnesses in traffic.

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Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Two Finger posted:

well i mean what he's saying makes sense


IF obamacare explodes

if it doesn't, which it doesn't look like it will, welp

Didn't Trump issue a bunch of executive orders to the effect of "DONT HELP NO ONE EVER REEEEEEEEEE" wrt: Obamacare stuff?

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/senatormenendez/status/845363015222542336

:stare:

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Oh, hey, look who failed to weasel out of interrogation his obligation as a diplomatic representative of the United States of America.

https://twitter.com/joshledermanAP/status/845403571227168768

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Full video is here, but I have it set to when he gets the "what didn't you like in the bill" question, after he said there's stuff he didn't like in the bill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F2pGAhaiSI&t=515s

Then, realizing he's ducking the question and rambling, another reporter asked specifically what he wanted to change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F2pGAhaiSI&t=571s

It's like there's no brainpower behind the words.


Meanwhile.... the National Enquirer, one of Donnie's favorite "newspapers", is calling Flynn a Russian spy. https://twitter.com/dceiver/status/845322782867148802

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Mar 25, 2017

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

facialimpediment posted:

Full video is here, but I have it set to when he gets the "what didn't you like in the bill" question, after he said there's stuff he didn't like in the bill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F2pGAhaiSI&t=515s

Then, realizing he's ducking the question and rambling, another reporter asked specifically what he wanted to change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F2pGAhaiSI&t=571s

It's like there's no brainpower behind the words.


Meanwhile.... the National Enquirer, one of Donnie's favorite "newspapers", is calling Flynn a Russian spy. https://twitter.com/dceiver/status/845322782867148802

The real treat is in watching Pence.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

facialimpediment posted:

Full video is here, but I have it set to when he gets the "what didn't you like in the bill" question, after he said there's stuff he didn't like in the bill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F2pGAhaiSI&t=515s

Motherfucker just said "I never said 'repeal & replace''" :stare:



/edit:

Wait, he means "(...) within 64 days".

Dude said he'd literally get rid of Obamacare on day 1 iirc

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
He said he'd wipe out ISIS in 30 days



...........but he didn't say WHICH 30 days. God drat it Mr President you've done it again!

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/845028361843998721

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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i really want to know how much a trip to loving Aspen cost tax payers

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/markberman/status/845421643262578692

loving christ, Donnie thinks he's selling real estate to people and the people think they're stuck in an SNL sketch. Roughly three dozen sources.

Honestly, click on that article, the whole thing is porn.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
"It's the same thing, it really is" says the man who went bankrupt like seven times doing exactly that?

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

"It's the same thing, it really is" says the man who went bankrupt like seven times doing exactly that?

Art of the Deal

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I wonder if that books at it's high mark for sales after 30 years finally, and if so it's probably just people reading it to laugh at everything

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I wonder if that books at it's high mark for sales after 30 years finally, and if so it's probably just people reading it to laugh at everything

The Circus started up on showtime again this past week

Ran Paul handed everyone at his meeting a copy of it to plan their fight

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





This title is not currently available for purchase
Lol

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

The Circus started up on showtime again this past week

Ran Paul handed everyone at his meeting a copy of it to plan their fight
Not sure studying it would get you very far. It was ghostwritten by a guy who had a challenging time converting the dumb noises that come out of Donnie's mouth into something that was at least coherent enough to be a cash grab.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/162706015069016064

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

facialimpediment posted:

Meanwhile.... the National Enquirer, one of Donnie's favorite "newspapers", is calling Flynn a Russian spy. https://twitter.com/dceiver/status/845322782867148802

That article needs posting in full:

quote:

Before we begin, don’t tell me the National Enquirer isn’t reputable — that is not the point of this story. The National Enquirer has an umbilical cord tethered to Team Trump, and only writes what Trump wants them to write. So the big question this morning is why Team Trump wants to smear Michael Flynn.

Now, the big news: The National Enquirer is accusing former Trump National Security Adviser Michael Flynn of being a “Russian spy.”

This story is huge, and here’s why.

No one should believe anything the National Enquirer writes. The fact that the National Enquirer says Flynn is a Russian spy likely means Flynn isn’t a Russian spy. But this story matters because the man who runs the National Enquirer, David Pecker, is a huge longtime friend of Trump. The Enquirer only runs stories that help Trump. And there is no way the Enquirer would run this story unless Team Trump thought this story helped Trump.

So the real question is why the White House thinks it’s to Trump’s advantage to suddenly throw Flynn under the bus. More on that after the images below.

Here are the some images of the Enquirer online. The first doesn’t hint at Flynn. The second show him, the third names him.

Even better, it’s “top White House officials” telling the Enquirer that Flynn is a Russian agent. Again, the Enquirer is close to Trump, why would they lie about the White House claiming this story is real unless the White House approved it?

Now there is one odd caveat: Note how the Enquirer says Flynn was “in essence” a Russian spy. They’re hedging a bit. Which might mean this is an inflammatory tease made to look like they’re accusing Flynn of being a Russian agent, only to have the story less salacious. The story isn’t online, so we can’t tell. What we can tell is that the Enquirer clearly wanted to damage Flynn’s reputation.

UPDATE: I’ve got a copy of the Enquirer. There are no caveats. They accuse Flynn of being a spy, and quote a White House official, no less!

Now, why would Team Trump do this to Flynn? Because they fear Flynn has become a liability, perhaps by turning state’s evidence against them or because they’ve gotten wind of such damaging information about Flynn that they feel the need to distance themselves, as they did with Manafort last week. This is a real turn of events, as up until a few days ago the White House was defending Flynn big time. They threw Manafort under the bus last week, but not Flynn. So something changed to make them turn on Flynn.

Now, if you really want to go all 007, another reason to sacrifice Flynn might be to save someone else. If there’s a bigger fish who’s been compromised by the Russians, throw the world the smaller fish who may not have even been involved, and hope that their appetite is satiated.

One more possibility: It wasn’t Trump, it was someone in the White House who turned on Flynn and asked the Enquirer to do this. We know Trump considers the Enquirer a reputable news source. If you wanted to convince Trump that Flynn is bad news, you’d go throw a disreputable news source that Trump respects, like the Enquirer, Breitbart or Fox. But this story is even too incendiary for Fox. So you go to the Enquirer. What if Bannon or some other senior official decided that Trump’s defense of Flynn was damaging Trump? You hand the Enquirer a story they can’t refuse, and hope that it sways Trump.

Of course, then you tick off Flynn, so that now Flynn is guaranteed to do whatever he can to save his own behind, including turning on Trump.

Also, keep in mind that all of this is happening as Adam Schiff, the lead Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, said he’s seen evidence meriting going to a grand jury. Schiff has seen something new, something troubling. What was it? And was it related to Flynn and today’s news?

UPDATE: Then we find out that Trump’s top intelligence ally in the House, Intelligence Committee chair Nunes, just canceled a public hearing about Russia. What is Nunes hiding? Why is he afraid of having a larger public discussion about this issue? And why now? It’s interesting timing that the spam hits the fan this week just as Nunes feels the need to pull all the information in more tightly.

And finally, the “best” spin the White House could come up with is that a Russian mole got inside the White House. What’s the worse spin? What possible story could the White House be trying to hide, protect if they’re using the claim “Trump hired a Russian spy in the White House” as cover?

This is a very strange and very important story. The fact that it’s the Enquirer doesn’t make this story meaningless, it makes this story huge.


I'd sell my soul for Flynn to be cooperating with the investigation and turning states witness trying to nail these fucks. For a lot of reasons I need the guy to redeem himself just a little at least. I sincerely admired the man for years.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

thread title really should be "Do you ever think about death, Donald?"

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Lamar Smith can burn in hell.

http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2017/03/lamar-smith-unbound-lays-out-political-strategy-climate-doubters-conference

quote:

Emboldened by the election of President Donald Trump, Smith appears increasingly comfortable dismissing those who disagree with his stance on any number of issues under the purview of his science committee, from climate research to the use of peer review in assessing research results and grant proposals. And one key element in his strategy appears to be relabeling common terms in hopes of shaping public dialogue.

“I applaud you for saying you’ll be using the term climate studies, not climate science,” said one audience member. His reference was to Smith’s embrace of a distinction made by a previous speaker, climatologist Patrick Michaels of the libertarian Cato Institute in Washington, D.C., who argues that most climate scientists don’t deserve to be called “scientists” because they have manipulated their data and ignored contrary results. “But I also urge you to use the term politically correct science.”

“Good point,” Smith replied. “And I’ll start using those words if you’ll start using two words for me. The first is never, ever use the word progressive. Instead, use the word liberal. The second is never use the word 'mainstream' media, because they aren’t. Use 'liberal' media. Is that a deal?”

Greeted with a rousing ovation, Smith kept going. “I’ll give you a bonus. When we talk about changing the Senate rules on ending filibusters, don’t use the word ‘nuclear’ option. That has a negative connotation. Use ‘democratic’ option.”

Smith also signaled that he plans to turn up the volume on his criticism of federally funded research that doesn’t fit his definition of “sound science.” In particular, he expressed support for writing legislation that would punish scientific journals that publish research that doesn’t fit standards of peer review crafted by Smith and the committee (although he didn’t say how that would be accomplished).

“I think that is a good idea worth our consideration,” he told the questioner, who was building off Smith’s long-running criticism of a study that the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has used in regulating air quality. “In fact, it’s one of several good ideas I’ve heard today. Let us see how we can accomplish that.”

In fact, as Smith told one audience member who worried that Trump might renege on some to his campaign promises, the sky’s the limit when it comes to dismantling the past 8 years of environmental regulations.

“I think the president has ushered in a permanent change in the political climate,” Smith asserted. “And by that I mean I think he’ll keep his promises and that he’ll do exactly what he said. You’re seeing that in his appointments, like Scott Pruitt at EPA, for example. So … I don’t think you’ll have any disappointment on any of those issues.”

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOLxlzrxCv0

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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so, I mean aside from some stuff like the internet thing and a few other things(which honestly had nothing to do with him,) Trump hasn't accomplished a drat thing in his first 60+ days other than get like record low approval ratings for this amount of time into his presidency, do some Ollie North type poo poo with Flynn (which I'm sure totally wont backfire) and cause the Republican party to eat each other alive right? I'm tired of all this winning.


edit oh and this apparently courtesy of D&D

https://twitter.com/allahpundit/sta...%3D2119%23pti37

CHICKEN SHOES fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Mar 25, 2017

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I think I'll throw a party when Oliver North dies. Too many idiots in temhr military idolize that piece of poo poo.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Reverand maynard posted:

thread title really should be "Do you ever think about death, Donald?"

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Casimir Radon posted:

I think I'll throw a party when Oliver North dies. Too many idiots in temhr military idolize that piece of poo poo.

I'd be like way less hostile towards O. North if he hadn't managed to turn it into a Fox news commentator and all that poo poo like he's anything other than a sack of poo poo yeah, agreed.

edit: what that means is I wouldn't even think of him

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I dunno, if I'm being honest? I got no beef with Ollie North.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Haha nice Freudian slip

https://youtu.be/LT3Px11xN-0

Oh that's like 3 years old oh well

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

you guys realize that its nixon asking that question to cia director richard helms right?

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFV1uT-ihDo

This is the only thing I know of Ollie North. Why is he idolized?

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I dunno, if I'm being honest? I got no beef with Ollie North.

while it was over turned (rightfully so as he was granted immunity) but still if you're an american general and this is in your record:

North was tried in 1988. He was indicted on 16 felony counts, and on May 4, 1989, he was initially convicted of three: accepting an illegal gratuity, aiding and abetting in the obstruction of a congressional inquiry, and ordering the destruction of documents through his secretary, Fawn Hall. He was sentenced by U.S. District Judge Gerhard Gesell on July 5, 1989 to a three-year suspended prison term, two years probation, $150,000 in fines, and 1,200 hours of community service. North performed some of his community service within Potomac Gardens, a public housing project in southeast Washington, D.C.[29] However, on July 20, 1990, with the help of the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU),[30] North's convictions were vacated, after the appeals court found that witnesses in his trial might have been impermissibly affected by his immunized congressional testimony.[31]

you're probably a piece of poo poo in some way

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

General? Pfft, Ollie barely cracked O5.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

you guys realize that its nixon asking that question to cia director richard helms right?

Yeah but helms pretty comprehensively destroys him in that scene.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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psydude posted:

General? Pfft, Ollie barely cracked O5.

whoops, sorry IDK why I always think he's a general. YOu'd think someone with that many fingers in that much bullshit would be a flag officer.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Ollie took the fall on negotiating with terrorists and was rewarded with a lifetime Fox News contract. I mean good for him but holy loving lol on hypocrisy

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/wilw/status/845442631018557440

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Lets check in on Rachel Maddow....



:shlick::shlick::shlick:




Pretty sure she will need a cigarette during the first commercial break.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

whoops, sorry IDK why I always think he's a general. YOu'd think someone with that many fingers in that much bullshit would be a flag officer.

This was less than 10 years after Vietnam ended and before Regan's​ runaway military budget really got off the ground. Back in that era, field grade officers wielded considerably more power and served at much higher positions in the government.

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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its hard for me to imagine a time when we didn't just make up commands just so generals had something to do

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