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feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Fan Photohop, but I love it.

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Rochallor
Apr 23, 2010

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Lobok posted:

No normal human being could ever hang from a sign like this.

Could a spider do it?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Spider-Man doesn't need to 'hang', he can stick to stuff.

I can see some people complaining that Spider-Man is listening to music while wearing a school jacket, like a teenager. "Why is Spider-Man a teenager, not a manchild adult, like me?!"

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

feedmyleg posted:

Fan Photohop, but I love it.



This is great.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

One more JL character poster.


And the team:



And the Family:

GeekyManatee
Jul 12, 2011


Jerk McJerkface posted:

Seriously, whoever photoshopped that together should be fired.

Everyone who made the movie should be fired as well.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

It looks like they hosed up the scaling on his face, so it's a bit blurry.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I'm glad Cyborg has a codpiece for his non-existent junk.

Man, that face looks like poo poo pasted on that body too.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

The MSJ posted:

And the Family:


Cars 3 is looking good.

Waffleman_ posted:

It looks like they hosed up the scaling on his face, so it's a bit blurry.

Codependent Poster posted:

I'm glad Cyborg has a codpiece for his non-existent junk.

Man, that face looks like poo poo pasted on that body too.

The bit they had in the trailer looked like the face was fake, too, that I'm certain that Cyborg is going to be a completely CGI creation for most of the movie. Not even going the Avengers route with Iron Man or the Hulk with an actor in a greensuit with the CGI added on top of it.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Pesky Splinter posted:


How To Be A Latin Lover




3 Robs in 1 movie might be too many

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






GeekyManatee posted:

Everyone who made the movie should be fired as well.

America's salt reserves are secure.

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.





ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

That Yandu poster is punk as gently caress.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

feedmyleg posted:

No. That's his point, movies jumping onto current pop trends and apps means they won't be relevant in a few years.

Actual teen Parker might use Snapchat, sure. But that doesn't mean it's a good idea to put it in a film.

1960's Parker made money as photographer taking photos of himself as Spider-Man, so selfies and snapchat seem pretty in character.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

The MSJ posted:

Spider-Man doesn't need to 'hang', he can stick to stuff.

I can see some people complaining that Spider-Man is listening to music while wearing a school jacket, like a teenager. "Why is Spider-Man a teenager, not a manchild adult, like me?!"

Thanks, poster with a children's newspaper comic avatar, your opinion on popular children's icon Spider-Man has been noted.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Skwirl posted:

1960's Parker made money as photographer taking photos of himself as Spider-Man, so selfies and snapchat seem pretty in character.

Sharing, following and social media would work fine in the long term as long as they keep it slightly generic. People have been taking photos of themselves and sharing them on the internet for about five times longer than Snapchat, so it'll keep it from getting flash-in-the-pan dated and more just 'it happens in this rough era' if he just snaps and shares in a way that could be any app.

Basically, use recent cultural trends, but not a detailed depiction of this year's brand of them.

I hope he has a starkPhone.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Goddamn, Frances McDormand is on fire in this.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

This rules. 3 of my favourites too.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

The MSJ posted:

One more JL character poster.


...that can't be loving real. It's like babbys first photoshop, except they had to use MSPaint. The head doesn't look like it's in the same dimension as the rest of the body. :psyduck:

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Yeah, I hate the CG for Cyborg. Nothing about him looks real, it doesn't even look like convincing​ metal. It's like metal Mario from Mario 64 level of believable.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

The MSJ posted:

One more JL character poster.


Why did they make his thighs and calves so bumpy?

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
He was supposed to have sort of 'grown' rather than have been built, so it's less ordered and symmetrical.

But yeah, execution isn't great.

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Slugworth posted:

He was supposed to have sort of 'grown' rather than have been built, so it's less ordered and symmetrical.

But yeah, execution isn't great.

Should have gone with the classic:

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Logan did well, but nobody's ready enough for Tetsuo.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Niiiice

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012



I know, I want to see Tremors but with dinosaur bones.


EDIT: The actual premise of this movie is horribly disappointing.

Jonas Albrecht fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Mar 27, 2017

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Get ready for posters, it's CinemaCon time again!










Not a Donald Trump movie.








I want to make pun about pressure and "crush" here but 47 meters is not deep enough.
















Not a Disney movie, in case anyone asks.







The MSJ fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Mar 27, 2017

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



the Cars thing just make them look creatively bankrupt but jfc purge of thrones: satire is coming, is this a Friedberg-Seltzer thing?

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Do they really release The Wall without a title change?

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

What a strange direction to take the prequel in. Does Damon even show up in it?

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

The poster's upside-down hahaha

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Mister Chief posted:

Do they really release The Wall without a title change?

Did you noticed they completely changed the title of a whole other movie on that poster?

"From the director of The Borne Identity and Live Die Repeat"

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Young Freud posted:

Did you noticed they completely changed the title of a whole other movie on that poster?

"From the director of The Borne Identity and Live Die Repeat"

I think that happened when the DVD came out.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

The MSJ posted:

Get ready for posters, it's CinemaCon time again!

That was an amazing ride of scoffs, chuckles and sighs. Thank you.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Chuckled at a bunch of stuff but laughed out loud at the PROS / CONS


The look of this poster in color, typography, and perspective just screams 80s VHS box cover art. Pretty good.

The MSJ posted:


Not a Disney movie, in case anyone asks.

CONGLOMERATE MEDIA sounds like the credit in a joke movie that no one is expected to read.

Rochallor
Apr 23, 2010

ふっっっっっっっっっっっっck

Y'know, I don't think it is.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Jonas Albrecht posted:

I know, I want to see Tremors but with dinosaur bones.


EDIT: The actual premise of this movie is horribly disappointing.

Don't ruin this for me.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Pesky Splinter posted:

Valley of Bones


Reminds me of:



Sadly the Tyrannosaur was a metaphor :(

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






False advertising of dinosaurs should be illegal :mad:

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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




McSpanky posted:

False advertising of dinosaurs should be illegal :mad:

I saw this a couple of years ago:



It's a pretty dry documentary about the legal battle over a T-Rex skeleton, with a specific focus on Native American land rights.

The excited 10-year-olds in the audience left about 20 mins in.

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