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Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



I almost got a piece of dremel bit lodged in my eyeball cause it completely exploded for no reason while I was trying to make a cigar box guitar, which, to add insult to injury, ended up sounding like total poo poo. welp that's my story about tools

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

never had to fix a garbage disposal but thats cuz i am a garbage disposal

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

I almost got a piece of dremel bit lodged in my eyeball cause it completely exploded for no reason while I was trying to make a cigar box guitar, which, to add insult to injury, ended up sounding like total poo poo. welp that's my story about tools

woah cool

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDJ-LJjpm18

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the us navy taught me how to fix radars and i know how to fix nothing else

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

was trying to make a cigar box guitar, which, to add insult to injury, ended up sounding like total poo poo.

should've got cubans

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

off-sides, but if we go back to Pence, given a thing, we revert to this

https://twitter.com/historylvrsclub/status/845899629636005888

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Addamere posted:

the us navy taught me how to fix radars and i know how to fix nothing else

I'll fix you!!!!!

a nice supper if you come to my house

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Turdfuzz posted:

p straightforward to change a tire not much to learn imo :/

what if the tire is made of lava

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Parity warning posted:

they both look horrendous

i wonder how in the tank for zerussians they are

dont doxx my zegermans parody account

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

tacodaemon posted:

what if the tire is made of lava

then wear gloves dumbass!!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
protossmans

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Weeping Wound posted:

off-sides, but if we go back to Pence, given a thing, we revert to this

https://twitter.com/historylvrsclub/status/845899629636005888

i cant wait to go back to the handkerchief system

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
i wear a bow in my pubes to indicate my cuckoldry

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



SmokaDustbowl posted:

I once saw a guy try to use a table saw backwards, and it threw the wood he was trying to cut across the room. it was hilarious

im trembling, thats fuckin terrifying

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

punchymcpunch posted:

im trembling, thats fuckin terrifying

it was funny as gently caress, it almost grabbed him into the saw but he let go

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Weeping Wound posted:

off-sides, but if we go back to Pence, given a thing, we revert to this

https://twitter.com/historylvrsclub/status/845899629636005888

if she wears one bow on the left n another on the top it means shes into cucking

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



rip mariana horachata the cspam poster

ok im caught up time to start posting stream of consciousness

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



tablesaws are whatever but lathes are what freak me out. I just feel paranoid any time I've ever been around one. i'm sure you get used to it if you use them a lot though

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

punchymcpunch posted:

rip mariana horachata the cspam poster

ok im caught up time to start posting stream of consciousness

:frogon:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



had to make a clock in woodwork class at school, i think i had to use a bandsaw or something. what am i, tim allen? some sorta saw

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
g


ggggggggggggggggggg

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

tablesaws are whatever but lathes are what freak me out. I just feel paranoid any time I've ever been around one. i'm sure you get used to it if you use them a lot though

if you take 30 seconds to check yourself and your surroundings it's fine

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i made a clock in the shape of a tie fighter, pretty cool eh?

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

tablesaws are whatever but lathes are what freak me out. I just feel paranoid any time I've ever been around one. i'm sure you get used to it if you use them a lot though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRXxdJD-CFo

i had one of these and thus got used to lathes

i made tons of candlestick holders for everyone and because i was a kid i was told i did a good job even though they sucked

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



SmokaDustbowl posted:

if you take 30 seconds to check yourself and your surroundings it's fine

check thyself before thou shipwreckest thyself, mr christian sir god drat you man drat your eyes mr christian

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
wear your PPE kids, and tell your boss to gently caress off if you feel uncomfortable

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

You shouldn't ever get "used to" dealing with really dangerous things/tools/situations.

Getting used to it is how you end up dead.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the 90s had amazing commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK2IwMWWLks

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
hosed up timeline where regular nintendo can post but not mariana horchata

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



you need to get used to driving a car or your life will be terrifying

and cars are p much the most dangerous thing you can buy

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
you'll never get replaced by a robot if you're clever and careful

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

NecroMonster posted:

You shouldn't ever get "used to" dealing with really dangerous things/tools/situations.

Getting used to it is how you end up dead.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




haah what

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

anime was right posted:

g


ggggggggggggggggggg

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Obligatory best 90s commercial parody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

punchymcpunch posted:

you need to get used to driving a car or your life will be terrifying
It's okay to be slightly terrified while driving imo. Much better than not observing enough.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

punchymcpunch posted:

rip mariana horachata the cspam poster

ok im caught up time to start posting stream of consciousness

wait what, what

o rip

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



got perma'd see a couple pages back

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Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Oh man I just remembered all those Now Thats What I Call Music commercials. The best one was the one with the theme songs from The Exorcist and X-Files on it along with a bunch of Enya and chanting monks etc.. Who the poo poo sits around listening to those for relaxation.

Also the commercial had a unicorn with a rubber horn flopping around in slow motion because CGI was too terrible / expensive

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