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I want to see Sean Bean and Michelle Rodriguez play two immortals. Just scene after scene of death after brutal death, only for them to get up right afterwards. Maybe it'll help get it out of their systems.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 18:05 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:LIFE does an exceedingly good job of justifying my hatred for Baby Groot. Please elaborate.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 18:07 |
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Grendels Dad posted:The These People Die A Lot cinematic universe. The Extremely Expendables
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 18:14 |
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The main problem with the Expendables is that none of them really die so you never get the feeling they actually are expendable. Like if every film killed off at least three core team members in the most brutal ways possible than it would work a lot better. I don't think they've actually killed anyone off except for that new guy who was really obviously going to die from the moment he talked about his girlfriend.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 19:04 |
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Each film they should have killed off all but one of them, then brought everyone back for the sequels as their twin brothers.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 19:07 |
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Grendels Dad posted:Still waiting for my Sean Bean/Michelle Rodriguez movie where they just hang out waiting to die. Sean Bean/Michelle Rodriguez buddy cop movie!
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 19:08 |
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Spatula City posted:Sean Bean/Michelle Rodriguez buddy cop movie! Sean Bean and Michelle Rodgriguez are partners in...TWO WEEKS TO RETIREMENT.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 19:50 |
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Shame John Hurt is gone or we could had him be their mentor.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 19:54 |
Detective No. 27 posted:Sean Bean and Michelle Rodgriguez are partners in...TWO WEEKS TO RETIREMENT. Rirse posted:Shame John Hurt is gone or we could had him be their mentor. A movie where a character dies every tenth minute.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 20:18 |
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Alhazred posted:A movie where a character dies every tenth minute. Not safe for work but this is the film you're looking for. A Godfrey Ho ripoff of The Killer with Sibelle Hu. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y17HMVDteOM
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 20:23 |
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Neo Rasa posted:Not safe for work but this is the film you're looking for. A Godfrey Ho ripoff of The Killer with Sibelle Hu. I think 80's-90's VHS trash might be my greatest guilty pleasure.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 20:25 |
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Alhazred posted:A movie where a character dies every tenth minute. So a horror movie.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 20:34 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkYjKf8JMig Directed by Benny Chan
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 20:45 |
Rirse posted:Shame John Hurt is gone or we could had him be their mentor. One of them can be Hugh Jackman's love interest
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 20:47 |
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Magic Hate Ball posted:Please elaborate. The villain of the film is Baby Groot. Baby Groot murders a bunch of astronauts and drinks their blood.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 20:52 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:The villain of the film is Baby Groot. Baby Groot murders a bunch of astronauts and drinks their blood. And then turns into Venom. Groot, no!
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 20:56 |
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Tars Tarkas posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkYjKf8JMig Oh, wow, blackface gag, and for the whole family! At least it apparently incinerates them after.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 21:04 |
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dont even fink about it posted:And then turns into Venom. I thought "the comics have to have done this already" and wasn't disappointed!
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 21:04 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:The villain of the film is Baby Groot. Baby Groot murders a bunch of astronauts and drinks their blood. And why do you hate Baby Groot?
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 22:05 |
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The Baby Groot is stupid merchandise marketing bullshit, I would say, though I can't speak for SMG(SuperMechaGodzilla, I can speak for Sarah Michelle Gellar. She only watched GoTG on a plane and doesn't really have a strong opinion)
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 22:13 |
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GonSmithe posted:Yeah until Battle Angel bombs and they kick him off of it. I hope Battle Angel does well since it's a manga I grew up on and some of the casting (Christoph Waltz as Dr. Ido, Mahershala Ali as Vector and Jackie Earle Haley as Desty Nova) is on point.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 22:20 |
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parallelodad posted:The Baby Groot is stupid merchandise marketing bullshit, I would say, though I can't speak for SMG(SuperMechaGodzilla, I can speak for Sarah Michelle Gellar. She only watched GoTG on a plane and doesn't really have a strong opinion) in the first movie it's just a little guy dancing to the best jackson 5 song for like twenty seconds for a cute gag.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 22:26 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:in the first movie it's just a little guy dancing to the best jackson 5 song for like twenty seconds for a cute gag. Sure, but it looks like a very heavy marketing push for the little guy in the second movie. I didn't really think a character who's gimmick was saying one line over and over was all that great in the first place, now we get a precocious baby version.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 22:38 |
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Yeah but what has it got to do with Life?
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 23:07 |
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I think its cool that they took a giant tree guy in the first movie and made him an idiot baby in the sequel, and it works organically in the plot.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 23:12 |
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Tiriganiaq posted:Yeah but what has it got to do with Life? The alien starts off small and cute and gets big and not cute.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 23:22 |
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Baby Groot is a Minion.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 23:28 |
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Aptly put.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 23:30 |
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Tiriganiaq posted:Yeah but what has it got to do with Life? As the title implies, the monster in the film is a plantlike 'life-spirit'. It has all the exact same traits as Groot, but is obviously not celebrated as this loveable spirit of nature with cycles of rebirth or whatever. LIFE, correctly, focuses on Groot's fundamental obscenity. Like his tendency to extend his roots into people - to eat them? Groot persists in the exact way that we say someone persists in a vegetative state. It's the Werner Herzog take on Groot: "Kinski always says [the jungle is] full of erotic elements. I don't see it so much erotic. I see it more full of obscenity. It's just - Nature here is vile and base. I wouldn't see anything erotical here. I would see fornication and asphyxiation and choking and fighting for survival and... growing and... just rotting away. Of course, there's a lot of misery. But it is the same misery that is all around us. The trees here are in misery, and the birds are in misery. I don't think they - they sing. They just screech in pain. It's an unfinished country. It's still prehistorical. The only thing that is lacking is - is the dinosaurs here. It's like a curse weighing on an entire landscape. And whoever... goes too deep into this has his share of this curse. So we are cursed with what we are doing here. It's a land that God, if he exists has - has created in anger. It's the only land where - where creation is unfinished yet. Taking a close look at - at what's around us there - there is some sort of a harmony. It is the harmony of... overwhelming and collective murder. And we in comparison to the articulate vileness and baseness and obscenity of all this jungle - Uh, we in comparison to that enormous articulation - we only sound and look like badly pronounced and half-finished sentences out of a stupid suburban... novel... a cheap novel. We have to become humble in front of this overwhelming misery and overwhelming fornication... overwhelming growth and overwhelming lack of order. Even the - the stars up here in the - in the sky look like a mess. There is no harmony in the universe. We have to get acquainted to this idea that there is no real harmony as we have conceived it. But when I say this, I say this all full of admiration for the jungle. It is not that I hate it, I love it. I love it very much. But I love it against my better judgment."
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# ? Mar 27, 2017 00:04 |
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God drat, sometimes I forget about SMG posts and then I read another one and lose my poo poo.
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# ? Mar 27, 2017 00:07 |
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plants don't eat people.
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# ? Mar 27, 2017 00:12 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:plants don't eat people. Audrey 2
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# ? Mar 27, 2017 00:21 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:plants don't eat people.
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# ? Mar 27, 2017 00:26 |
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Vanderdeath posted:I hope Battle Angel does well since it's a manga I grew up on and some of the casting (Christoph Waltz as Dr. Ido, Mahershala Ali as Vector and Jackie Earle Haley as Desty Nova) is on point. The director though Desperado and Sin City were cool. So was From Dusk Til Dawn. Maybe he'll channel his talent from those films instead of like... Spy Kids. And Sin City 2.
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# ? Mar 27, 2017 00:31 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:plants don't eat people. Yes they do. It's just that, unlike Groot, they wait for you to die before absorbing your nutrients. LIFE is a nice companion piece to the underrated horror film The Ruins.
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# ? Mar 27, 2017 00:42 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:plants don't eat people. Just a matter of scale, venus fly traps would if they were bigger. And if you went into a coma in the jungle moss and fungus etc would start growing on you (other bugs and animals would beat it to the punch, though).
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# ? Mar 27, 2017 00:47 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:God drat, sometimes I forget about SMG posts and then I read another one and lose my poo poo. To be fair to the point I was a little taken aback when Groot offered its reproductive organs to a small child in GoG
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# ? Mar 27, 2017 01:00 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:As the title implies, the monster in the film is a plantlike 'life-spirit'. It has all the exact same traits as Groot, but is obviously not celebrated as this loveable spirit of nature with cycles of rebirth or whatever. LIFE, correctly, focuses on Groot's fundamental obscenity. Like his tendency to extend his roots into people - to eat them? Groot persists in the exact way that we say someone persists in a vegetative state. It's the Werner Herzog take on Groot: Herzog also surely sees something obscene in a man who sees erotic elements in his own daughter.
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# ? Mar 27, 2017 01:49 |
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Those attitudes are all very unsettlingly German. And this from a people who while the Romans were playing Civ 2.9 they were living in forests and being pretty rude themselves.
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teagone posted:The director though Desperado and Sin City were cool. So was From Dusk Til Dawn. Maybe he'll channel his talent from those films instead of like... Spy Kids. And Sin City 2. I actually just watched Sin City 2 on Netflix the other night and kinda liked it. The CGI looked really bad in parts and the writing suffered from the usual Frank Miller problems, but the short with Joseph Gordon-Levitt as the gambler was legitimately great, and while the other two were way more uneven, they at least had the decency to put a lot of Marv in those two.
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