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proof of concept posted:We were all wondering why he looked like a scolded child during the photo op after their meeting and the real reason, this dumb bill thing and her response, is so much better than what I was thinking before the sweet, sweet moment when she finally realized that he is genuinely retarded and not just pretending
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Mar 26, 2017 20:08
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proof of concept posted:We were all wondering why he looked like a scolded child during the photo op after their meeting and the real reason, this dumb bill thing and her response, is so much better than what I was thinking before Give a man a lol, and he will laugh for a day. Give a man a lmao and he shall lol for a lifetime
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Mar 26, 2017 20:12
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anatomi posted:What was her response? I'm guessing the same as ours, a hearty lol.
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Mar 26, 2017 20:14
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:The best part of this is the other half of the story: Easy D got his rear end handed to him by a woman from Germany. Oh that's why he was frauning
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Mar 26, 2017 20:17
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:Oh that's why he was frauning Sheisse!
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Mar 26, 2017 20:18
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Heath posted:Sheisse! I enjoyed the new Gorillaz's album but something is afoot here and it's more than Jack In The Box. I blame Jeff and AB family.
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Mar 26, 2017 20:21
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Someone said it in the thread and I think it's true to some extent, some of his unscripted interviews read like the output of a markov bot. There's no overall structure or logical progression, just random syntaxically correct sentences strung together. Sometimes variations around switching one of his few favorites words for another and that's it. But mainly it's the weird 'keyword from the previous sentence seeds the following phrase' thing he does that I think is his signature trump rambling. I think your president might be retarded  anyway, lol
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im kinda skeptical on if that really happened. like, it's absolutely a thing that he might do, and he definitely had poopypants face during their meeting, and he's publicly commented repeatedly that they owe back money to the us somehow but, i mean, the white house is denying it and merkel's office isn't officially claiming it. it could definitely be someone... *checks American to British Dictionary* ahem... uh... "Taking The Piss?" is that, like, peeing?
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Mar 26, 2017 20:27
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https://filiph.github.io/markov/ i want to see a long form one now
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OMGVBFLOL posted:
My snap British reaction to this is wondering whether this yank oval office is taking the piss.
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Mar 26, 2017 20:32
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Restrained Crown Posse posted:My snap British reaction to this is wondering whether this yank oval office is taking the piss. Maybe, but the dossier's unsubstantiated.
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Mar 26, 2017 20:36
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Could you treat rosacea with good locally applied piss ?
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unpacked robinhood posted:Could you treat rosacea with good locally applied piss ? It has been attempted many times. No.
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Mar 26, 2017 20:40
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XMNN posted:https://filiph.github.io/markov/ Amazing, don't miss on this one Lol
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Mar 26, 2017 20:44
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First one I generated just said "Wrong!".
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Mar 26, 2017 20:45
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Tingfinder posted:lollin' a bit thinking about how Trump might finally be the catalyst that brings the world together, through sheer incompetence. Post some of them then. WE will be the judge on whether they are funny or not
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Mar 26, 2017 20:51
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:The best part of this is the other half of the story: Easy D got his rear end handed to him by a woman from Germany. Don't kinkshame, pls
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Mar 26, 2017 21:00
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XMNN posted:https://filiph.github.io/markov/  lol I'll take and lol I'll give, pray the lol's not poison
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Heath posted:Sheisse! (*Scheisse) XMNN posted:https://filiph.github.io/markov/ Going to go in tomorrow and tell my professor I've found a new thesis topic.
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Mar 26, 2017 21:12
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XMNN posted:https://filiph.github.io/markov/ Who would have thought that my precog Donald Trump Twitter would be obsolete so fast 
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Mar 26, 2017 21:14
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And then she did what trump does best, completely ignored the invoice. Or alternatively, scoffed and offered to only pay 75% of it.
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Mar 26, 2017 21:14
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Play posted:Post some of them then. WE will be the judge on whether they are funny or not This is one of the best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc
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Mar 26, 2017 21:15
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Thirsty Girl posted:president trump, in a prescient display of metaphor, climbs into the cab of a powerful vehicle and pretends to drive it around while making a funny face His hands aren't even on the wheel. Literal metaphors make me lol.
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Mar 26, 2017 21:15
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Mar 26, 2017 21:18
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XMNN posted:https://filiph.github.io/markov/ Pro click
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proof of concept posted:Pro click Initialized. You can now use your short fingers to press the button above but only pre-generated tweets will be shown.
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Mar 26, 2017 21:22
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Thirsty Girl posted:president trump, in a prescient display of metaphor, climbs into the cab of a powerful vehicle and pretends to drive it around while making a funny face 
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proof of concept posted:Pro click It turns out the Follow button etc are also a proclick. (Well, it's not that great, but I do like Easter eggs)
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Mar 26, 2017 21:37
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im lollin' cuz even Bulgaria is getting in on talking some poo poo hahahaha bozhe moi
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Via the bugle podcast: "There's been a lot of talk about whether trump will last until 2020. It's looking increasingly unlikely, just because at his current rate of practice, trumps golf will have improved to the level that he can join the PGA tour." That's a professional lol
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Mar 26, 2017 21:39
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Oscar Wild posted:Via the bugle podcast: lol
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XMNN posted:https://filiph.github.io/markov/ Well I have a motherfucking treat for you then, my friend http://trump.frost.works/
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"Moooooooooooon riveeeeer.." "What's he doing?? We're supposed to do Chattanooga Choo Choo!"
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Oscar Wild posted:Via the bugle podcast: nope you'd never guess this but he most likely cheats his rear end off at golf https://www.washingtonpost.com/life...m=.d00cd4af07cc
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I'd seen the Holland one before, but this one is pretty good, maybe better. What confuses me is the similarity between the two. Were they produced by totally different teams but meant to be in the same style? Or is it one group making them all? Either way thanks for posting Play posted:Well I have a motherfucking treat for you then, my friend To be clear, this is an entire long-form Trump speech, randomly generated. Often more coherent than the real thing. tbh 
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Mar 26, 2017 21:57
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Play posted:Well I have a motherfucking treat for you then, my friend this thing is pretty amazing
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Tumble posted:nope "He rakes like my gardener!" Upgrading this one time a lmao
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lol that thing is greatquote:My wife came up to my office and they are affiliated with terrorism but Islamic radicalism and that--why didn't our Republican politicians other things over there and they were phenomenal young person who served in Iraq and Afghanistan has tremendously successful person and even modestly successful guy. He said, “It’s impossible. I can’t let this continue. We can’t let this happen anymore, folks. It's not fair because it was going to say, but I build great buildings. Fences are easy, believe it? We’re leading in every poll.”
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