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Poll: Who Should Be Leader of HM Most Loyal Opposition?
This poll is closed.
Jeremy Corbyn 95 18.63%
Dennis Skinner 53 10.39%
Angus Robertson 20 3.92%
Tim Farron 9 1.76%
Paul Ukips 7 1.37%
Robot Lenin 105 20.59%
Tony Blair 28 5.49%
Pissflaps 193 37.84%
Total: 510 votes
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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
The currency won't crash as a result of triggering article 50, that's already built-in to the price.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

jBrereton posted:

Yes but this is with a nudge and wink that ~exploratory non binding stuff~ is probably fine but don't go announcing things like a bunch of dickheads.

I definitely trust the idiots in charge, particularly boris, not to do this

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
So there's going to be a by-election for North Minehead soon.

No word yet on whether Mr Hilter will be standing for the National Bocialist party.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

JFairfax posted:

I've dismantled my trouser press and can't seem to put it back together

This is bad for Corby

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.


oh no

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Jose posted:

I definitely trust the idiots in charge, particularly boris, not to do this
:same:

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
https://www.thenewpoundcoin.com

quote:

The pound won’t be round for much longer.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
square pounds for round bananas

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

quote:

Hidden high security feature – a high security feature is built into the coin to protect it from counterfeiting in the future.

It's a micro-chip that lets the government track every coin in real time, isn't it? :tinfoil:


(Why would you even advertise the hidden security feature)

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Thanks Ants posted:

Can I request the Nigel Farage plane-crash currency graph is available for the 29th? I can't seem to find it from looking at the previous threads.


Good news for anyone making new coin trays that go on pool tables or reprogramming vending machines, bad news for supermarkets with lots of trolleys, people using Swazi coins to get cheap parking, and anyone who preferred the better option of a poly note.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Kassad posted:

It's a micro-chip that lets the government track every coin in real time, isn't it? :tinfoil:


(Why would you even advertise the hidden security feature)
Maybe it doesn't contain any and they're just winding up criminals

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
melt your coins to be off the grid

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Kurtofan posted:

melt your coins to be off the grid
melt them and reforge them as 9th c. coins to make $$$$ from dumb antiquarians

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


It's always seemed weird to me that pound coins are worth counterfeiting these days. Between the raw materials, setup costs, storage and getting them out into circulation the return on investment must be pretty slim.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Party Boat posted:

It's always seemed weird to me that pound coins are worth counterfeiting these days. Between the raw materials, setup costs, storage and getting them out into circulation the return on investment must be pretty slim.

It's probably outsourced to some child sweatshop somewhere far away.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It's in no small part because the Royal Mint sold a lot of stuff to Swaziland, and the Swazi lilangeni coin uses the exact same planchet as the pound coin.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Fascinating Twitter account

https://twitter.com/labour_history/status/845903752829685760

Shows what can be achieved when labour are in power.

Alertrelic
Apr 18, 2008

Indeed, under Labour, ex-mining communities became beacons of prosperity.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Pissflaps posted:

Fascinating Twitter account

https://twitter.com/labour_history/status/845903752829685760

Shows what can be achieved when labour are in power.

What, that they can set up a scheme to pay compensation when the High Court rules they have to

"it's a debt we all owe" is just a literal statement of legal fact

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

The sitting of the NI assembly to select a first and deputy first minister has been postponed by mutual agreement, would have yielded zero results anyway.

Seems to be a tactic to kick the issue to the other side of the April recess, the secretary of state has a "reasonable time" to make a decision re: election or direct rule but its looking unlikely he'll make that call for a few weeks now

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

Fascinating Twitter account

https://twitter.com/labour_history/status/845903752829685760

Shows what can be achieved when labour are in power.

I sure do hope that he didn't then take the country into two pointless lovely wars that militarised our country people in a way they had never been before. It'd be a real shame if that started an almost American cult of the warrior that would send even more people rightward politically.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

Regarde Aduck posted:

two pointless lovely wars that militarised our country people in a way they had never been before.
If you think real hard about 20th century history, you'll probably be able to come up with a couple of occasions when the country and people were vastly more "militarised" than they have ever been during the 21st.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
lol the sun has gone full fash with its front page today

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/PeterDavidKirby/status/846328774018973701

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Regarde Aduck posted:

I sure do hope that he didn't then take the country into two pointless lovely wars that militarised our country people in a way they had never been before.

I think you exaggerate how bad the countryside alliance got in their fox hunting protests

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

XMNN posted:

lol the sun has gone full fash with its front page today

I went to the website but couldn't see much apart from the most sun story ever:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/31875...ashing-a-woman/

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
oh we'd have fought afghanistan anyway

it had UN approval and everything

my guess is that britain would've just stuck its fingers somewhere in the horn of africa thereafter instead, since Somalia caught on fire shortly afterward and that had full UNSC support for intervention too - albeit by the AU, due to a largely distracted west

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Jippa posted:

I went to the website but couldn't see much apart from the most sun story ever:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/31875...ashing-a-woman/
For all your :stonk: needs
http://en.kiosko.net/uk/

Don't Lol me
Sep 6, 2004


XMNN posted:

lol the sun has gone full fash with its front page today

TBF, they don't do any other front page nowadays.
Given the headline is about whatsapp and only 29% of their readership is under 34, I'm guessing most readers are going "whatsapp? something that bugs bunny said?" or shaking their head saying "the internet ought to be banned, we had a fireplace to stare at with a book and that was all I needed."

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Yeah but terrorists know the right ashtags to use. Ban all fires

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

XMNN posted:

lol the sun has gone full fash with its front page today

I aint buying or reading it to find out, but equally disgusting is the way they've splashed that prick's daughter all over their front page.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Regarde Aduck posted:

I sure do hope that he didn't then take the country into two pointless lovely wars that militarised our country people in a way they had never been before. It'd be a real shame if that started an almost American cult of the warrior that would send even more people rightward politically.

May it not also be that the cause of civilisation itself will be defended by the skill and devotion of a few thousand airmen? There never has been, I suppose, in all the world, in all the history of war, such an opportunity for youth. The Knights of the Round Table, the Crusaders, all fall back into the past - not only distant but prosaic; these young men, going forth every morn to guard their native land and all that we stand for, holding in their hands these instruments of colossal and shattering power, of whom it may be said that

Every morn brought forth a noble chance
And every chance brought forth a noble knight,

deserve our gratitude, as do all the brave men who, in so many ways and on so many occasions, are ready, and continue ready to give life and all for their native land.

-Tony Blair, "Cult of the Warrior"

Primpod
Dec 25, 2007

jamming on crusty white

XMNN posted:

lol the sun has gone full fash with its front page today
Not the most egregious way Newscorp've claimed ignorance of the possibilty of third party communications hacking.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Oberleutnant posted:

I aint buying or reading it to find out, but equally disgusting is the way they've splashed that prick's daughter all over their front page.
What's Liz Murdoch done now?

winegums
Dec 21, 2012


XMNN posted:

lol the sun has gone full fash with its front page today

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
lol i only saw the headline, it's even worse than i thought

i hope everyone who works at the sun gets set on fire :)

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011



corrrrr get a load of that defiant daughter

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
That's got to be an IPSO viol:lol:

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
considering the comments here it wasn't as bad as i thought it would be

thats not really saying much tho

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Paxman
Feb 7, 2010

vodkat posted:

it would be really nice if we had a separate ukmt thread where corby chat was banned so we could talk about recent happenings rather than rehash the same corbyn arguments for 1000 posts every week

There are indeed more important things

Ken Livingstone posted:

“We have a supervolcano eruption every 70,000 years and that’s devastating. And actually it’s 69,000 years since the last one.
"Do you ever find any politician talking about supervolcanoes? This is what is so appalling about politicians who just focus on the next bloody election, when they’ve got bigger things to worry about.”

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...s-a7651196.html

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