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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




That would be amazing. Sell old broken lumps of concrete to dumb foreigners.






https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cus...2676842201.html

:yosbutt:

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cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

I'm gonna order a million yards of washi tape, cat memo pads, pins, embossed velvet tarot deck bags, and other poo poo to sell to people on Mercari and Depop.

Some of the washi tape I will be keeping. Probably a cat memo or two. Who knows what else, I'm still looking.

Can you link to the tarot bags? I need to get some for my friends.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



Spielen macht frei

meincraft

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Powershift posted:

Spielen macht frei

meincraft

i just came holy moly

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

cyberia posted:

Can you link to the tarot bags? I need to get some for my friends.

These are the ones I'm grabbing:
http://s.aliexpress.com/zueMz6Vn

Free EPacket shipping

If you don't care what color the beads are, here's the same thing, will be cheaper during the sale:
http://s.aliexpress.com/6bM3AfiY

Didn't check shipping tho

There's a bunch of cool tiny little clutches on there too, I didn't go with those because I'm looking for minimum investment, but they'd make awesome gifts and don't all have pentagrams on them.

Cute coin purses, too
Kitty
http://s.aliexpress.com/YEJjA3iA

Different kitty
http://s.aliexpress.com/7bQf2ami

Ooh and if you know anyone who has coveted the waving Maneki Neko figures in a nail salon, I ordered one years ago and it still works.

Gold & Shiny
http://s.aliexpress.com/7jqiUNnU

Black & Matte (want)
http://s.aliexpress.com/MJZnYVBn

These jewelry boxes I can't remember the name of are good too. Fabric.

Smaller, portable
http://s.aliexpress.com/v6BFvQnM

Purple, small, not as portable
http://s.aliexpress.com/BfmY3yme

Larger, portable, 10 different colors, locks, this is the one I have and it owns bones. They're pricier than I remember, though. Either they got popular or they marked their poo poo up to counter the upcoming sale. Still really good presents for that price range, and cheaper than the same thing from Amazon or eBay (I checked)

http://s.aliexpress.com/Yr63y2A7


Okay I'll stop. For a fun game, put in search terms that bring up nothing on the app, and then upload a picture. Their picture-matching tech comes up with some interesting matches.

Jihad Me At Hello
Apr 23, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
So if I get an AliExpress phone which carrier do I get? I'm getting rid of my current plan and am willing to try out weird Chinese phone.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

There is a website that shows what bands us carriers support, check the phone bands against that. You may be unable to get LTE and you will likely be limited to gsm so no sprint or verizon or their resellers

http://www.phonearena.com/news/Cheat-sheet-which-4G-LTE-bands-do-AT-T-Verizon-T-Mobile-and-Sprint-use-in-the-USA_id77933

Blue Train fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Mar 26, 2017

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...0608.0.0.PPNoss


Ahhh!





Oh good, when it senses human flesh it starts chewing. :stare:





No, this does not give me a good feeling at all.




killll meeeee

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

So you give it a quarter and it gives a you a blow job? Sign me up

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Facebook Aunt posted:

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...0608.0.0.PPNoss


Ahhh!





Oh good, when it senses human flesh it starts chewing. :stare:





No, this does not give me a good feeling at all.




killll meeeee

I'll buy it if it says "Mommy! Mommy!" in a high-pitch voice.

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVGE5Bv-ryY

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
God bless the chinese factories for bringing meme gifs to us

Buying the poo poo out of that

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Blue Train posted:

So you give it a quarter and it gives a you a blow job? Sign me up

Something, something ... your mom.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

spog posted:

Something, something ... your mom.

No she's american so you put in a dollar and then​ breaks down. It costs five dollars to fix

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Facebook Aunt posted:

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...0608.0.0.PPNoss


Ahhh!





Oh good, when it senses human flesh it starts chewing. :stare:





No, this does not give me a good feeling at all.




killll meeeee

i remembee these from when i was a kid

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh




Check out this USB outlet with flame retarded panel

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Pure cupper, pupper resistant, oil soul flame retarded will not know how to fire

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
Got a delivery to start my week off right (although I had to order this one from DHGate because the AliExpress listing got taken down)

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
Is that a fanny pack

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Put a gun in it

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Is that a fanny pack

Sure is. It comes in silver and pink holographic material as well.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
It looks like it should be full of Trojans and chaw

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
Lol, I wonder if I can fit a can of Four Loko in it.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

It looks like it should be full of Trojans and chaw

Sounds like a person prepared for everything

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Facebook Aunt posted:

That would be amazing. Sell old broken lumps of concrete to dumb foreigners.






https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cus...2676842201.html

:yosbutt:

Haha, this owns

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Erm, if you say so Elfie
http://s.aliexpress.com/eQzyMf67

(Bonus: look at the 7th anniversary savings!!!)

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

I just can't work out if these are on purpose or not...
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Min...2790092062.html


Also, as a bonus, this hat got me through winter, didn't smell weird and was the warmest softest thing, well worth £2.50
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/gor...2050669778.html

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008
Ordered one of these high quality pocket watches a while back. It keeps shockingly good time for a $12 mechanical watch.

These $4 Cultured Pearl' earrings came pretty quick. And as a bonus they haven't turned my wife's ears green yet either.

Got to say I'm loving my exploitation of Chinese labor so far. Is this what it feels like to be a capitalist?

Hopefully this $2.50 Jinhao fountain pen will be enough to show the proles that I'm better than them.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
I forget if it's Jinhao or Hero pens but they're just replicas of Parker pens (hence the hooded nibs) and actually pretty good quality.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Neurolimal posted:

Erm, if you say so Elfie
http://s.aliexpress.com/eQzyMf67

(Bonus: look at the 7th anniversary savings!!!)

I'm tempted. It's so dumb to make a girl's only drone that I kinda want it.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Ordered 50 pneumatic control valves, 10 pneumatic levers, and assorted tubing and fittings. Going to start building digital air logic, thanks China.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

shovelbum posted:

Ordered 50 pneumatic control valves, 10 pneumatic levers, and assorted tubing and fittings. Going to start building digital air logic, thanks China.

Bonus if it somehow outputs data using the creepy pink mouth from earlier

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!


wanna wear this to a very kvlt black metal show

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Duh Ugh posted:

Hopefully this $2.50 Jinhao fountain pen will be enough to show the proles that I'm better than them.

The well of cheap pens is very deep. I've ordered a few different ones to test them against each other because why the gently caress not.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I buy my non-critical Dremel attachments on AliExpress and it makes secret parts of my body moist to save that much money.

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

The well of cheap pens is very deep. I've ordered a few different ones to test them against each other because why the gently caress not.

Yeah, I've got one other on order because, as you said, why the gently caress not. There's also a couple parked in wishlist for future purchase when I start running low on other random crap to buy (not likely).

Speaking of which, I just found The Best T-Shirt (NWS if your boss reads Latin)

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Thermometer stickers

Weirdly affordable giant WHALE SHARK PLUSH, many reviews so seems legit

Clear adhesive dots

Silicone connector thingies

Make anything hangable!

Dashboard sticky mat, 25 cents with shipping on the 7th!

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Pick posted:

I buy my non-critical Dremel attachments on AliExpress and it makes secret parts of my body moist to save that much money.

i want to swim in a pool of ten-cent diamond wheels like a severely abraded Scrooge McDuck

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Last day of cheapo 'preorders' (quotation marks because they were already sold before, I guess they're just gauging sales to avpioid extra product), which means it's the last day to order an entire wardrobe of x-men leggings for $4 each:

http://s.aliexpress.com/BvQJBra2
http://s.aliexpress.com/QNfmmEB7
http://s.aliexpress.com/vUZvu2UZ
http://s.aliexpress.com/ZNZ3mE7N

Also if anyones into model/miniature hobbies this is a knockoff of a pretty good toothbrush; remove bristles, glue velcro, low-power mini electric sander.

http://s.aliexpress.com/q6vymANb

Neurolimal fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Mar 27, 2017

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Pick posted:

I buy my non-critical Dremel attachments on AliExpress and it makes secret parts of my body moist to save that much money.

What counts as non critical

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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

i wonder how many seconds a $5 flex shaft would last

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