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sharknado slashfic posted:I would like the Orioles to keep breaking fangraphs. I would like the Royals to go back to doing this, and also breaking my brain in a good way instead of a bad one.
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Ammat The Ankh posted:I want the Giants to convert save opportunities at a league-average or better rate. I bet you want to live on the moon this year, too, bud
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While we're wishing for things that won't happen, I'd like Rich Hill and Hyun Jin Ryu to each make 30+ starts for the Dodgers this year.
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I'd like Edwin Encarnacion to be so unhappy in Cleveland that they trade him back to Toronto. TIA.
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I would like for Alex Reyes to make a full recovery in time for 2018.
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The Walrus posted:I said *hope*! he's having a fantastic ST. But even just the GG would be cool. He has no power and can't help but swing at anything near the zone tumbling off the plate into the dirt in the other batters while I yell at him from space.
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I would like for Bryce Harper to be my best friend and to go on adventures together
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Bryce Harper told me that if I could strike him out he would be my friend ~one day~
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I want David Price to actually have wolverine's muscle tissue in his left shoulder/elbow and be OK.
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Intruder posted:Bryce Harper told me that if I could strike him out he would be my friend Hmmm. Assume I am pitching to Bryce Harper. I am a 32 year old man with no baseball experience whose "fastball" topped out at 53 mph at the latest Cubs Convention. Give me a major league average defense behind me. Also assume that he can't walk, isn't allowed to bunt, and doesn't get to take a base when I hit him (he also doesn't get to fight me when I hit him). If you tell Bryce Harper that his goal is to get the highest OBP against me and he actually focuses on this, how high could he reasonably get it?
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Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:He has no power and can't help but swing at anything near the zone tumbling off the plate into the dirt in the other batters while I yell at him from space. I mean yeah I agree, it's not going to happen I know it. but his at bats really look good this spring. nice discipline, good sense of the zone. don't actually think I've seen him SO in the game's I've seen. obviously he's never going to be a power hitter but if he can hit opposite to a shift on a somewhat regular basis setting up top of the order that would be such an incredibly key piece in the jays arsenal
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Inspector_666 posted:A Cyndergaard?  I'm also really encouraged by Zack Wheeler's progress, and I hope he does well. I just want the Mets to stay healthy and have a good season and also win a World Series, and I don't think that's too much to ask.
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Inspector_666 posted:Wasn't there another Cuban player who came over and did the same thing? Was it Yoenis? http://deadspin.com/aroldis-chapman...dium=socialflow If those are anything like what you can get at Portos in LA area, I could definitely power down a dozen and then feel really really lovely the rest of the day. Also, got tickets from my boss for Angels/Dodgers this Thursday. Not sure if I'm going to get tickets for real games right away, haven't looked in to getting any just yet.
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ego symphonic posted:I would like for Bryce Harper to be my best friend and to go on adventures together Same. But as long as we're dreaming I also wanna see Trea Turner hit for the cycle this year. He was short of a it by a double one of the games I went to last year. It seems crazy to say it about something as difficult to accomplish as hitting for the cycle but it seems like its just a matter of time for him.
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Poque posted:Hmmm. Depending on how long the session is and how well Harper can ignore the (I assume) large percentage of balls you'd be throwing, I think he could get over .800 by focusing solely on hitting line drives into right center. Also, I hope you have health insurance.
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I would like the Phillies to not suck
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Julio Cruz posted:Depending on how long the session is and how well Harper can ignore the (I assume) large percentage of balls you'd be throwing, I think he could get over .800 by focusing solely on hitting line drives into right center. I nearly included a caveat that he wasn't allowed to go straight at my face once he was 1/1. I was thinking that over .800 should be easily achievable for him too.
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Popete posted:Just a tad late. He's doing something egregiously wrong with every part of his body.
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FlamingLiberal posted:I hope Loria finally sells the team But not to someone who is even more evil than him, please.
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The Walrus posted:I mean yeah I agree, it's not going to happen I know it. but his at bats really look good this spring. nice discipline, good sense of the zone. don't actually think I've seen him SO in the game's I've seen. obviously he's never going to be a power hitter but if he can hit opposite to a shift on a somewhat regular basis setting up top of the order that would be such an incredibly key piece in the jays arsenal I would like for Kevin Pillar to reach double digits in walks. But for real, I am hoping for Liriano to look as good as he did in Pittsburgh. This mostly relies on his BB/9 rate, I think.
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I want opening day to be a pleasant mid 60s day. And the Yankees to suck. Cause I'm petty.
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Zack Wheeler's hairline is loving tragic for a 26-year-old.
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bawfuls posted:While we're wishing for things that won't happen, I'd like Rich Hill and Hyun Jin Ryu to each make 30+ starts for the Dodgers this year. You'll have to settle for 28 combined starts, the other 32 starts will feature 85 mph fastballs from Scott Kazmir, Brandon McCarthy, and a 27 year old AAA journeyman whose name we don't know yet. UZR IS BULLSHIT fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Mar 27, 2017 |
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Julio Cruz posted:Zack Wheeler's hairline is loving tragic for a 26-year-old. He's got more than I did at 26  The tight buzz/shave is the way to go anyway
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Carlosologist posted:how is Tebow still in MLB camp the season starts next week Still selling tickets and jerseys.
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The Walrus posted:I mean yeah I agree, it's not going to happen I know it. but his at bats really look good this spring. nice discipline, good sense of the zone. don't actually think I've seen him SO in the game's I've seen. obviously he's never going to be a power hitter but if he can hit opposite to a shift on a somewhat regular basis setting up top of the order that would be such an incredibly key piece in the jays arsenal If he doesn't learn to take a walk (he won't) his OBP is gonna have a heck of a time staying above .300. He doesn't even strike out that much its just that he hits so much poo poo that's borderline or worse and thus makes a lot of bad contact.
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Intruder posted:I want the Astros to actually beat the Rangers a few times Let's stick to realistic goals
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I too would like KP to win a gold glove but the other kevin is like really loving good at defense My main wish is for Aaron Sanchez to be in CY contention with the rest of the rotation holding strong (and marcus stroman continuing to improve). And a world series i guess
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Sydin posted:Maddon actually lets Russell steal bags like he's said he wants to, and Addy has himself a 20/20 year. Baez is also a candidate for 20+ steals but I'm not sure if he'll generate enough contact to hit 20 bombs. I want Schwarber to stay healthy all year and mash 40 dingers.
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UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:You'll have to settle for 28 combined starts, the other 32 starts will feature 85 mph fastballs from Scott Kazmir, Brandon McCarthy, and a 27 year old AAA journeyman whose name we don't know yet.
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I want Michael Martinez to be released and then shot out of a cannon into the sun. FREE YANDY DIAZ.
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I want Mike Zunino to be an average-ish hitter. He doesn't have to be great or even good, just not super awful.
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I love that this doesn't even need to be a video clip or a gif to illustrate the point. In fact this somehow makes it better.
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Carlosologist posted:how is Tebow still in MLB camp the season starts next week Because the mets like money and people keep giving it to them as long as they throw him on the field.
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