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SupSuper: Apr 8, 2009; At the Heart of the city is an Alien horror, so vile and so powerful that not even death can claim it.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

https://github.com/Microsoft/vscode/issues/22900

webdev is the real joke

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LinYutang: Oct 12, 2016; NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!

cinci zoo sniper posted:

https://github.com/Microsoft/vscode/issues/22900

chromium has known about this for years but they don't fix it �\_(ツ)_/�

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Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

cinci zoo sniper posted:

https://github.com/Microsoft/vscode/issues/22900

this is great cause its not even a vs code bug its a bug in chome css animations. the fixes are 1) disable the css when focus is lost (still doesn't fix cpu usage during focus) 2) use javascript for the blink instead.

lmao web "development" is total horseshit

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:13

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Malcolm XML posted:

Scariest part of get out is where they all use windows phones as if they are normal people

i've been noticing more and more how many movies will have both windows phone and chrysler/dodge product placement

a veritable showcase of bronze medals

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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Endless Mike posted:

microsoft was never cool wtf

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flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

start me up

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pram: Jun 10, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTf806u38Ng

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Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

obviously microsoft has never been cool, it follows from computers never having been cool

one day they may rise up and kill ray kurzweil for us, in which case we may find there are cool computers about, but so far that is a distant dream

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med school head: Apr 17, 2012

lmao at the last page defending and comparing winpho to ios

ios has a long way to drop before it can be compared to anroid and winpho idiots

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Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

lol. ios and android are indistinguishable.

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duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

one day they may rise up and kill ray kurzweil for us, in which case we may find there are cool computers about, but so far that is a distant dream

how do you kill that which does not live?

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aardvaard: Mar 4, 2013; you belong in the bog of eternal stench

carry on then posted:

i've been noticing more and more how many movies will have both windows phone and chrysler/dodge product placement

a veritable showcase of bronze medals

get out was full of microsoft product placement

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anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Mr.Radar posted:

https://twitter.com/GossiTheDog/status/845446263244050434

read the whole thread, it's amazing

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FAT BATMAN: Dec 12, 2009

anthonypants posted:

holy poo poo

https://arstechnica.com/security/2017/03/doxed-by-microsofts-docs-com-users-unwittingly-shared-sensitive-docs-publicly/

piss

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Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

it's microsoft's fault users didn't know they were sharing to a public cloud?

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Celexi: Nov 25, 2006; Slava Ukraini!

google drive and others let you public share but don't provide a search engine to it lol

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Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

FAT BATMAN posted:

holy poo poo

https://arstechnica.com/security/2017/03/doxed-by-microsofts-docs-com-users-unwittingly-shared-sensitive-docs-publicly/

piss

lol

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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Celexi posted:

google drive and others let you public share but don't provide a search engine to it lol

evidently they pulled search, but google has indexed it as well

onedrive integration is private by default, you have to manually share things publicly and it doesn't allow google indexing

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Phoenixan: Jan 16, 2010; Just Keep Cool-idge

infernal machines posted:

onedrive integration is private by default, you have to manually share things publicly and it doesn't allow google indexing

search google for site:docs.com + a thing and get back to me

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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Phoenixan posted:

search google for site:docs.com + a thing and get back to me

infernal machines posted:

evidently they pulled search, but google has indexed it as well

this is me, getting back to you

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anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

infernal machines posted:

evidently they pulled search, but google has indexed it as well

onedrive integration is private by default, you have to manually share things publicly and it doesn't allow google indexing

one of the articles i read said it was sharing to the world by default, also that the search bar had only been removed from the homepage but is still available and functional on other pages

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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

yes, that's literally what i posted, that you quoted.

onedrive isn't docs.com thoug

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eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Endless Mike posted:

microsoft was never cool wtf

they were ubiquitous, they were never cool

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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

what about that time they shipped a weezer video and a pinball game with windows 98?

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eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

LinYutang posted:

chromium has known about this for years but they don't fix it �\_(ツ)_/�

why would they fix it?

it'd just cause more people to abusive an information-delivery system with limited interaction functionality as if it were an appropriate mechanism for writing end-user applications

really this whole thing is like "what if we made a runtime on the 3270 using hidden form elements as registers and poo poo, and then just ran our entire application there instead of on the mainframe?" it's a bad idea

native apps > non-native apps

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eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

infernal machines posted:

what about that time they shipped a weezer video and a pinball game with windows 98?

you mean several years after Weezer was popular and the gaming world was all about 3D?

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Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

it was win95. it also came with a 3D game called Hover!

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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

hover was awesome. i forgot that was 95, for some reason i thought it couldn't do mpeg playback without dedicated hardware.

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Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

eschaton posted:

you mean several years after Weezer was popular and the gaming world was all about 3D?

no weezer was in the win95 disc you noobs. around the same time as their first album. that video kicked rear end

e: beaten

=w=

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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

of course the real hit was edie brickell's good times

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