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Dude probably takes blood pressure meds or something so he can't get hard for long without viagra. Oh he has thyroid issues, dunno maybe those affect your dick in some way, or the meds for it do.
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Pick posted:A lot of cheating seems to happen because people want to jump ship for another fantasy rather than work on their reality. Is that honestly so surprising though? Reality sucks and is hard. Fantasy is easy and exciting. That's why I try to get my fantasy out with a bunch of sweaty nerds sitting around a table rolling dice and pretending to be elf princesses. I've put that energy and desire somewhere safe, healthy and sociable, so I don't try and retreat to fantasy when life gets uncomfortable.
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Pick posted:Instead of doing anything meaningful or trying to effect change, I cut down a tree that touched a racist once You effectively eliminated all traces of racism from your world.
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Mar 27, 2017 23:34
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Captain Yossarian posted:..... Well now I have egg on my face So do half the office ladies.
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Mar 27, 2017 23:46
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MF_James posted:smdh so many people that don't have mirthless on ignore. I only have two people on ignore in the entire forums, but every time I come back to this thread it's wall-to-wall "jerks detected"! The sweet sound of silence. Serephina fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Mar 28, 2017 |
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Mar 28, 2017 00:03
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I Was The Fury posted:My [24M] girlfriend [25F]... like... stalks people recreationally. Is this weird? i do this sometimes. it's like a puzzle, and it highlights how people need to compartmentalize and protect their identity online
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Mar 28, 2017 00:06
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It's also a handy skill to have in general. Never know when you'll need to find someone and, hey, you can always get into the private dick business.
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Mar 28, 2017 00:09
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quote:Me [29F] with my husband [37M] of six years, recent hygiene issues
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Mar 28, 2017 00:20
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It's the 'roids. You can wipe completely clean and sometimes they still make a huge mess back there later on.
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Mar 28, 2017 00:40
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Well blood dries brown so it's probably just the hemorrhoids.
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Mar 28, 2017 00:42
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Well blood dries brown so it's probably just the hemorrhoids. Depending on their location and how bad he has them, they can create a breach of the, er... aperture due to swelling. Aside from the blood, they make farts much more of a gamble. He's probably farting in his sleep and his butt leaks when he does it. This is the weirdest internet post I have ever made.
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Mar 28, 2017 00:45
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new phone who dis posted:Depending on their location and how bad he has them, they can create a breach of the, er... aperture due to swelling. Aside from the blood, they make farts much more of a gamble. He's probably farting in his sleep and his butt leaks when he does it. This is the weirdest internet post I have ever made. I had an employee who said overshared and said he was bleeding all over the place and couldn't sleep so I just figured it was something like that.
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Mar 28, 2017 00:55
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the doctor said he'd stop having so many anal bleeds if he'd just keep his fingers outta there
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Mar 28, 2017 01:19
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I Was The Fury posted:Further evidence that this guy knew 100% what the game was but posted to reddit only to show her the validation he received when the gifts didn't work. doxxing is fun as hell even if it's weird  she's absolutely right, goddamnit. also it sounds like she's been on the internet for a really long time so this is probably a lot more normal to her than it is to him.it's only really an issue when she's doing something with that information, don't touch the poop and I don't see the problem. she should have probably kept it to herself, though Mirthless fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Mar 28, 2017 |
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Mar 28, 2017 01:53
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I take pride in my ability to track down just about anyone based on minimal information. Not that I'd ever use those powers for evil, but sometimes you just want to see what that person you went to kindergarten with is up to on instagram V V
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Mar 28, 2017 02:00
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I take pride in my ability to track down just about anyone based on minimal information. Not that I'd ever use those powers for evil, but sometimes you just want to see what that person you went to kindergarten with is up to on instagram V I grew up in Venezuela and the American South so no, no I don't think I want to find out what they're up to.
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Mar 28, 2017 02:03
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Barudak posted:I grew up in Venezuela and the American South so no, no I don't think I want to find out what they're up to. Not even to make yourself feel a little better about your own life?
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Mirthless posted:doxxing is fun as hell even if it's weird You're down with peeping toms too, I suppose, as long as they don't distribute photos?
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Mar 28, 2017 02:08
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We need two other people but Mirthless, Pick and Moridin920 could combine their powers and project some kind of sadbrains Captain Planet
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boner confessor posted:i do this sometimes. it's like a puzzle, and it highlights how people need to compartmentalize and protect their identity online  The scariest part about doxxing isn't all the personal information people can find and what they can do with it, it's the fact that it's so easy to do. You don't even have to be good at it to find somebody's information a lot of the time. A little surface scratch will get you to somebody's front door more often than not. Subjunctive posted:You're down with peeping toms too, I suppose, as long as they don't distribute photos? That's not at all the same thing. I'm not peeping in your window by typing your screen name into a google search bar and seeing what comes up. You shouldn't have a real sense of privacy when you post online because the internet is an information archival system and you don't control the places you're sending that data to more often than not. If the thought of somebody easily tracking you down makes you uncomfortable, be mindful of your privacy and very proactive about not letting your online life and real life bleed into each other, that's about all you can do short of not using the internet altogether. Even then, you can't do anything about public records searches and your local newspapers. All the information that can be made private is as private as you make it. If you keep it under lock and key all the time you're right to be offended when somebody finds a way to get access to it, but if you're going to stand on your front lawn and strip don't be mad at somebody for stopping to gawk from time to time Mirthless fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Mar 28, 2017 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I take pride in my ability to track down just about anyone based on minimal information. Not that I'd ever use those powers for evil, but sometimes you just want to see what that person you went to kindergarten with is up to on instagram V yeah i can google up the sex offender registry too Sherlock
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Mar 28, 2017 02:18
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:yeah i can google up the sex offender registry too Sherlock Yeah I'm guessing you have to update it every time you move, eh?
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Mar 28, 2017 02:23
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Speaking of being in a relationship with a sick person one time my ex got sick as gently caress right at the beginning of an evening showing of a new harry potter movie or something. I left with her, took her home immediately, and her mom ushered her inside. Then I went back to the movies and saw a different showing haha.
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Mar 28, 2017 02:35
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doesn't she think the pope is a lizard or some poo poo
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Mar 28, 2017 02:36
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That was later.
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Mar 28, 2017 02:36
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Back when I was dating her the only real weird delusions she was harboring were about how she battled with like a man sized mosquito in her yard with a broom or something. I shrugged it off as something she dreamed or whatever.
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Mar 28, 2017 02:37
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Pick posted:doesn't she think the pope is a lizard or some poo poo Uh, this is true. Hth.
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Mar 28, 2017 02:39
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Let me go ahead and clarify that whole thing: Years after we broke up we spoke briefly in emails, and during that chain of emails she told me that "we live in the matrix" and that I "need to wake up." Apparently the truth of our reality, or as much of it as she explained to me anyway, was that the lizard aliens are real, and among us, and they created us as a slave race so that we could evolve, develop technology, and build space guns for them. This was somehow true because we are slowly weaponizing space? I asked why they would need to make a slave race and wait all the time it would take for us to develop technology if they had technology to begin with, and she said I was an idiot and then made fun of me for being in college.
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NomChompsky posted:Let me go ahead and clarify that whole thing: Years after we broke up we spoke briefly in emails, and during that chain of emails she told me that "we live in the matrix" and that I "need to wake up." Apparently the truth of our reality, or as much of it as she explained to me anyway, was that the lizard aliens are real, and among us, and they created us as a slave race so that we could evolve, develop technology, and build space guns for them. This was somehow true because we are slowly weaponizing space? I asked why they would need to make a slave race and wait all the time it would take for us to develop technology if they had technology to begin with, and she said I was an idiot and then made fun of me for being in college. you should have put on the glasses
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Mar 28, 2017 02:45
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She didn't offer any. I am eating out of the trash all the time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVwKjGbz60k
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Read it before guessing the ages. I [21f] had a first date baking-date with my neighbour's grandson [24m] I don't know what to expect from here as he didn't kiss me. quote:Funny story.
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Mar 28, 2017 02:58
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Okay I am gonna guess (haven't checked yet) 26 and 28. Edit: I was depressingly close.
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Mar 28, 2017 02:59
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La Brea Carpet posted:Read it before guessing the ages. The "neighbor's grandson" thing had me worried at first that this was some old lady cougaring a teenager.
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Mar 28, 2017 03:03
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La Brea Carpet posted:Read it before guessing the ages. lol how can your gaydar even be this broken
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Mar 28, 2017 03:24
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Awww that date sounds really sweet
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Mar 28, 2017 03:24
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Wasn't this in Clueless
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Mar 28, 2017 03:40
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lol how can your gaydar even be this broken [/quote] Nah, just sounds like the guy's gun-shy after that 5-year stint.
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Mirthless posted:
So what? Worst-case scenario, she makes a friend instead of a boyfriend. ... well, okay, given this thread, the worst-case scenario is that she gets deeply emotionally entangled with this guy and finds out that he's a virulent racist who showers once every fiscal quarter and only eats de-dusted Flamin' Hot Cheetos, and when she asks him politely not to poo poo his pants in her car he freaks out and chokes her unconscious before throwing her out of the car and driving it off a cliff, but...
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Mar 28, 2017 03:49
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Awww that date sounds really sweet I was going to guess that their ages were 12 and 17, because it seemed TOO normal and TOO cute.
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YeahTubaMike posted:I was going to guess that their ages were 12 and 17, because it seemed TOO normal and TOO cute. Yeah that sounds like a super fun time  .
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