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Zzr
Oct 6, 2016

D_Smart posted:

Star Citizen - The Money Laundromat
Now we wait for the other penny to drop. And from what I’m hearing, it won’t be long now.

Weeks or months ?

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AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
EXPECTED RESULT
Non-transparent ship
Should be able to add all fish to tank since I have them all in my hangar log.
Manage to go upstairs
normal arranged letters
An attached landing gear or no landing gear at all.
Enemy position markers should not be displayed through the walls
The menu should always show
You get out of the ship without any problems
Use quantom jump but face the correct way, I.E. facing towards the selected location when jumping and when you arrive.
playable framerates in a star marine map?
the helmet should not be glitching into the armour
Hiding from enemies in order to lay a craft ambush, also not being launched through the wall.
The bullets should have fired much farther than 5m and should not have shot the ship that was firing them.
I expected not to pass through it
Pressing x causes respawn.
To not have the ability to walk through walls when you wake back up.
if you are supposed to die, there should be some indicator as to why. currently seems random/bugged. there is no "learning" possible without observable cause/effect.
Door should open to leave the room.
team members should not appear as enemies
Door will open!
We should be able to spawn our ships!
Engines should stay off until player turns them on again.
My ship should have spawned on the launch pad.
WOULD LIKE TO CPMPLETE MISSION SOME DAY. WOULD LIKE RO HAVE QUANTUM JUMPOINTS, AND LAND AT CRUSADER.
To be able to update launcher and to be able to update to 2.6.2 PTU or being able to play the game in LIVE 2.6.1.
not blew up...
Games works fine and loads properly
Recovering full control of the character, axis included.
Loadings screen should appear, after loading the game should start
the gun part should have not bin floating there.
It should spawn normal and flat.
Devastation
I expected to either bounce off the wall or fall to the floor where my character would slowly get up standing on the deck below
Character should continue animating normally after trying on new clothes.
The top hat and monocle should be available to select
Radar should work regardless of how you get into and out of your ship.
Player should not be kicked for inactivity when actively playing the game!
For all the UI elements to be legible.
i expected the crash report to send for help with development of the stability of game client

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMZuVnvDeWo&t=7s

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

:siren: "Fallen Comrade" [in-game 4k screenshot] :siren:


In-game screenshot from Star Citizen Alpha 2.6

Taken as a PNG with MSI Afterburner using native game graphics settings in 4k.
Modified slightly in post-production:
  • Levels
  • Vibrance and Saturation
  • Film grain
  • Cropped to remove UI
/u/drizzt_x is the one down while I'm kneeling next to him.





This is fine.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Can one of the warprinces summarize the :siren: MARCH 2017 BLOG :siren:

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

big nipples big life posted:

Can one of the warprinces summarize the :siren: MARCH 2017 BLOG :siren:

Sure. Refer to July '15 blog.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

ManofManyAliases posted:

Sure. Refer to July '15 blog.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Beet Wagon posted:



This is fine.

I love that he watches the dead(er) commando from like five feet away because he wasn't that good a comrade really, no need to get the dead all over you

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Me irl every time a jesus patch is released

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Scruffpuff posted:

MOMA doesn't say anything at all unless it relates to a statement Derek made that turns out to be false. He ignores everything Chris Roberts says (since everything he says is false by default), everything CIG says as a company (see above) and pretty much everything else happening right in front of him. In his mind, if Derek is wrong about the type of bacon he had for breakfast, then Star Citizen is coming out and will be good.

I don't think MOMA realizes that Chris Roberts has crashed this train not only in this reality, but in fact in every parallel universe that exists, even those where Derek Smart does not. Chris's ineptitude transcends space and time, and is, ironically, the most interesting thing related to science-fiction that Chris has managed to be involved in.

:perfect:

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

TheAgent posted:

you can't go prone, the megamap doesn't do poo poo and we had to remove our network improvements and serialized variables whatever the gently caress they are but the patch is here before april, the leaks are wrong

:allears:

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

ManofManyAliases posted:

Sure. Refer to July '15 blog.

Got a link?

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Truga posted:

but sea dog (morski pes) is shark where I'm from.

https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seehund

Don't ask what a Meerschwein is...

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Sunswipe posted:

Some say he hasn't played a videogame since 1994, and that he thinks $20,000 is a reasonable price for a game. All we know is, he's called The CIG.

Two pages late, but drat that's a :five:

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Sunswipe posted:

Some say he hasn't played a videogame since 1994, and that he thinks $20,000 is a reasonable price for a game. All we know is, he's called The CIG.

:five:

rawr im a tree
Jul 4, 2008

ManofManyAliases posted:

Sure. Refer to July '15 blog.

stop posting.

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Sunswipe posted:

Some say he hasn't played a videogame since 1994, and that he thinks $20,000 is a reasonable price for a game. All we know is, he's called The CIG.

I don't understand why this is so good?

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010





This is seriously the laziest poo poo ever and could be fixed in a few minutes.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

DapperDon posted:

I don't understand why this is so good?

What's your laptime in a reasonably priced car?

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

tuo posted:

What's your laptime in a reasonably priced car?

I suppose that would depend on the track and what you would call a reasonably priced car.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

The Titanic posted:

I just want to ping on this because as a native English speaker I want to clear it up.

Our word for "shark" is shark.

We call a "seal" a seal. Though definitely not to be confused with like the kind of seal you'd get as a seal of approval or something.

Sorry, just wanted to talk about my native tongue and be informative to the thread. :smuggo:

Well, as a native English speaker also, I disagree. I call a shark a "sea mango". I call a seal a "sea mango". I call a sea mango a "shark seal".

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Regrettable posted:

This is seriously the laziest poo poo ever and could be fixed in a few minutes.

You mean patch 2.6.3, right?

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009


This one weird trick to double your game's content

MinorInconvenience
Feb 24, 2017

Criminal lawyer or criminal, lawyer. Yeah. No difference.

DapperDon posted:

I don't understand why this is so good?

You poor benighted fool:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

Is bandwidth throttling fixed?

quote:

-Fixed crash caused by Patcher music for Windows 10 users with high audio sampling rates

-Re-enabled music.

All things considered, a monumental patch.

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Oh, so its a British thing and not actually funny. Got it.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

The Titanic posted:

Please! You forgot the critical step of overlaying code on all these ideas. Don't get the recipe for video games wrong. You should know about game development by now.

So, the code is like sprinkles? Or is it like cherries in light syrup? Want to make sure I get my development right.

MinorInconvenience
Feb 24, 2017

Criminal lawyer or criminal, lawyer. Yeah. No difference.

DapperDon posted:

Oh, so its a British thing and not actually funny. Got it.

Now now, no offense intended, good chap. I'm here for salt from Croberts' whales, not normies.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
What's this? Is the game not 10 FPS anymore?

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

DapperDon posted:

Oh, so its a British thing and not actually funny. Got it.

How much do you need to live under a rock in the US in order to have never heard of Top Gear?

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Regrettable posted:

This is seriously the laziest poo poo ever and could be fixed in a few minutes.

that's why they have the issue council, I bet they'll get right on it now that someone has alerted them to it

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

thatguy posted:

What's this? Is the game not 10 FPS anymore?

Did you miss the release of the long awaited tactical, lethal multiplayer shooter with zero gravity elements, Star Marine?

Because that does indeed run in 60fps, likely by using vanilla CryEngine netcode

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Did you miss the release of the long awaited tactical, lethal multiplayer shooter with zero gravity elements, Star Marine?

Because that does indeed run in 60fps, likely by using vanilla CryEngine netcode
I guess so. I'll have to check it out.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Issue Council...hard to have a council when one part-time employee is assigned to it a few hours a week.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
my favorite part of the council was the year it was broken and issues would count to zero then start counting up and no one could vote to prioritize them and the cig didn't even notice

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

My favorite part was when they decided to just completely purge the customer support tickets , including all refund requests

Achamp
Oct 19, 2005
The two hhhwhat.... The two yutes your honor

thatguy posted:

I guess so. I'll have to check it out.

Join the 220 people watching it right now on over 8 (9) twitch channels.

Literally millions of citizens.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

Hav posted:

Got a link?

There's a sub somewhere that has them all archived.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

rawr im a tree posted:

stop posting.

No. I was told to just post.

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HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!

DapperDon posted:

Oh, so its a British thing and not actually funny. Got it.

There is this really cool invention call the internet. With its tubes you can do all sorts of things--including not being stuck watching American TV. Humans, Sherlock Holmes, and Black Mirror are some of the better, more recent ones.

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