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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


eyebeem posted:

Their self worth is solely based on their follower count.

There's a really good Black Mirror episode about that very thing.

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Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Isn't subway doing an apprenticeship as a sandwich artist to avoid paying minimum wage? Like £3.5 an hour.

Apparently so, that's loving shocking. Subway head office's excuse being "well they're franchised and we don't offer any training..."

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Question, if you buy an older chrysler brand truck and it's problem free until you get rid of it, did you DODGE any problems?

(I'm not sorry. Yes I know it's terrible. Consider what thread this is)

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


iospace posted:

Question, if you buy an older chrysler brand truck and it's problem free until you get rid of it, did you DODGE any problems?

(I'm not sorry. Yes I know it's terrible. Consider what thread this is)

Nobody knows, it's never happend.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Powershift posted:

Nobody knows, it's never happend.

I've had my fair share of lovely Chrysler problems, and apparently the new Rams are having dumb-poo poo problems like failing sensors as well. I know a guy who has a brand-new Ram and it's giving him sensor faults, to which the dealer replied "that's a common thing".

I'm pretty sure Chrysler needed a gimmick, so they got the worst Lucas employees and hired them to work on FCA electronics. We have self-driving Teslas with full electric drive trains, and Chrysler still can't figure out 1980's tech.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
It's actually Impressive Chrysler has survived as long as it has.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Human Grand Prix posted:

It's actually Impressive Chrysler has survived as long as it has.

They've reportedly been on the brink of bankruptcy for about 50 years now.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

Deteriorata posted:

They've reportedly been on the brink of bankruptcy for about 50 years now.

They've gone bankrupt twice and were bailed out by the taxpayer both times.

I must be getting old because this poo poo wasn't *that* long ago and I remember it clearly, it was a big deal, we even had hundred page threads about it on this very forum. But more than 1 person pops in every week asking "how has Chrysler not gone bankrupt?" Uh they just loving did? :confused:

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
The Chevy Equinox is GM's entry into one of the most important segments in the market right now, and yet they let the last gen Equinox sit on the market for 7 years without a redesign until this year to the bafflement of the whole industry - for comparison Honda puts out a new CRV every 3 years, surprisingly enough the CRV is the perennial segment sales leader.. It's finally out and it turns out that GM's original design for the new Equinox was so bad that they had to start over with a new design, that probably set the program back 2 or 3 years.

http://www.autonews.com/article/20170327/OEM03/303279965/early-veto-reshaped-chevys-new-equinox

quote:

Three years ago, General Motors showed drawings of a new design for the Chevrolet Equinox, its top-selling crossover, to consumer focus groups. They weren't impressed.

Too bulky. Odd styling. Not compelling enough.

With the compact crossover segment heating up fast, the poor feedback stung. Development work was in the early stages, but major changes at that point can still blow the budget for a vehicle program and risk delaying the launch. That could have been especially troublesome for the Equinox, given the importance of the segment and with recessionary spending cuts already having forced GM to stretch the current generation's life span well beyond the industry norm.

"Back in the day, we would have probably just kept going," said Mark Cieslak, who had been named chief engineer of the Equinox just four weeks before that. "What we had on paper we felt was not going to win."

Instead, GM -- eager to prove itself as genuinely reborn after bankruptcy and under the leadership of newly minted CEO Mary Barra and product boss Mark Reuss -- decided to change course. The company already was scrambling to fix a botched redesign of the Chevy Malibu amid weak sales and bad reviews, and the Equinox was more important to get right, even though sales of the aging vehicle had continued to be strong.

In contrast to the bean counters' influence on such decisions at old GM, Cieslak said the edict to those on the Equinox team was refreshingly simple: "We're in this to win -- go get it done." They did, and without falling off schedule.


The 2018 Chevy Equinox, above, is 4 inches shorter than the current model.
Critical launch

The 2018 Equinox, which began reaching dealerships this month, represents the first redesign for the nameplate in eight years. Sales of compact crossovers have more than doubled over that span, as the segment rose from 10 percent of the market in 2009 to 15 percent last year.

Thus, the stakes for the third-generation Equinox are exponentially greater than the last time around, making its launch among the biggest for GM in years.

Its success is crucial as GM works to bolster Chevy's image and draw in younger buyers who seek the utility and fuel economy that small crossovers offer and are more open to switching brands than their parents were.

"These are the new family station wagons of America," said Michelle Krebs, a senior analyst with Autotrader. "The segment is huge, and we don't see any slowdown. There's definitely room for sales volume growth for Chevrolet. If they can make some inroads with it, that should do well for the entire brand."

To support the anticipated sales increase, GM plans to make the Equinox at three North American plants, including one in Ontario that's currently building only the 1.5-liter engine version. GM officials declined to identify the other two plants, but they are expected to be in Mexico, where the company has said it will move production of the GMC Terrain, which shares underpinnings with the Equinox.

At 242,195 units in 2016, the Equinox accounted for 8 percent of GM's U.S. sales, second to only the Chevy Silverado. But the need for a significant update is clear: It fell from third in its segment as recently as 2013 to fifth place last year, outsold by rivals from Honda, Toyota, Nissan and Ford.

Equinox overhaul
The 2018 Chevrolet Equinox is shorter and lighter than the outgoing model.
2018 2017
Wheelbase 107.3 in. 112.5 in.
Length 183.1 in. 187.8 in.
Curb weight 3,327 lbs. 3,764 lbs.
Base engine 1.5-liter turbo 4-cyl. 2.4-liter 4-cyl.
Passenger volume 103.2 cu. ft. 99.7 cu. ft.
Max cargo volume 63.5 cu. ft. 63.7 cu. ft.
EPA mpg 26 city/32 hwy. 21 city/31 hwy.
Source: Chevrolet

Smaller and lighter

The Equinox also needed to be downsized. It was 3 to 10 inches longer and at least 212 pounds heavier than all of its more popular rivals.

So in the frenzied months following the consumer clinics, engineers switched the Equinox to a smaller platform. They made the new model 4 inches shorter than the current one and improved its proportions by eliminating the seven-passenger version for overseas markets.

Shrinking the vehicle allowed for vastly improved ride and handling while also making it more fuel efficient. "That brought it into the heart of the segment," Cieslak said.

Despite the smaller profile, legroom in each row declined by no more than three-tenths of an inch from the 2017 Equinox, and total passenger volume actually increased by 3.5 cubic feet.


On the inside, total passenger volume of the 2018 Chevy Equinox increased.
GM expanded the vehicle's engine lineup to include a sportier 2.0-liter turbo and a class-exclusive diesel option. (Mazda's CX-5 is expected to get one this year.) It packed in safety and infotainment technology, installing more USB ports than there are seats. And it pushed everyone on the project to reduce weight at every opportunity.

"We had engineers lined up down the hall every Friday to show how they could take a gram out of their part until we pulled out 400 pounds," Cieslak said.

They removed the heavy mechanism that allowed the rear seats to slide forward and backward after learning that few customers ever used it or even knew it was there. Besides saving weight, the fixed-position seats also can fold down more fully, creating a flat cargo floor that the outgoing model didn't offer.

The old GM would have just kept going and built the car even though everyone hated it. The new GM will actually fix it before putting it into production. Good old American ingenuity wins again. :911:

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Throatwarbler posted:

They've gone bankrupt twice and were bailed out by the taxpayer both times.

I must be getting old because this poo poo wasn't *that* long ago and I remember it clearly, it was a big deal, we even had hundred page threads about it on this very forum. But more than 1 person pops in every week asking "how has Chrysler not gone bankrupt?" Uh they just loving did? :confused:

The 1980 bailout wasn't technically a bankruptcy. My point was more that they've been struggling with their finances even since the '50s. They've been up and down, but never very far from insolvency.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

This is the company that at the last minute downsized their full size offerings in the early 60s because the president overhead Ed Cole talking about a new smaller chevy at a garden party and assumed he was their full size model. Its always been a mess.

F1DriverQuidenBerg fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Mar 29, 2017

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Deteriorata posted:

The 1980 bailout wasn't technically a bankruptcy. My point was more that they've been struggling with their finances even since the '50s. They've been up and down, but never very far from insolvency.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRmzd1AB4kc

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
I have very confused feelings for Chrysler. They've made such amazing things, but can never seem to make things right

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


The Door Frame posted:

I have very confused feelings for Chrysler. They've made such amazing things, but can never seem to make things right

I think Chrysler perfection is the fact that you can lease a scat pack charger for $400 a month.

You get a big car with a huge engine, and no responsibility for it when things really start to go wrong.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

The Door Frame posted:

I have very confused feelings for Chrysler. They've made such amazing things, but can never seem to make things right

I've owned several Chryslers through the years because their cars were interesting at least. They generally weren't very bad about repairs - at least the stuff that broke was fairly cheap. The expensive stuff like the driveline lasted a long time.

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

Powershift posted:

I think Chrysler perfection is the fact that you can lease a scat pack charger for $400 a month.

You get a big car with a huge engine, and no responsibility for it when things really start to go wrong.

Yeah, but when things go wrong, you have no car.

bennyfactor
Nov 21, 2008

Sadly flatted for an on ramp from US 31 to the new Fiat Chrysler transmission plant in Tipton, which I'm sure will eventually be producing terrible car stuff soon if it isn't already.

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

Previa_fun posted:

Then again I'm not sure why people put political bumper stickers on their cars either. There are so many unstable folks on the roads I don't want to give anyone more reason to target me.

Just like most of the places out here with the No Step On Snek flags flown above the US flag aren't bothered by the local Sheriff without a warrant and/or backup.

DJ Commie fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Mar 29, 2017

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Previa_fun posted:

Then again I'm not sure why people put political bumper stickers on their cars either. There are so many unstable folks on the roads I don't want to give anyone more reason to target me.

Might be a different story now but I was a bit more activist in my 20s and had a pair of subtle stickers (a crossed out W and "F the president", a play on "W - the president" stickers that were popular with conservatives at the time) in the bottom corners of my rear glass from 2004 until Bush left office.

Never got anything more than an angry scowl or the finger in return, and I used to work as a field tech at/drive to and park said car at Walmarts in some very rural/conservative parts of Ohio, western Pennsylvania and northern West Virginia.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Apparently so, that's loving shocking. Subway head office's excuse being "well they're franchised and we don't offer any training..."

Could be worse. Pret are (or were before they got shouted at) trying to staff their shops with teenagers, who would be "paid" in free food.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø

The Door Frame posted:

I have very confused feelings for Chrysler. They've made such amazing things, but can never seem to make things right

the c300/charger is a perfect example. Built on the old Mercedes E class chassis, they got complicated multi link suspension. Trouble is they used poo poo materials and welp you know the rest. C300 is synonymous with ball joints.

Jeep is a whole different story. The liberties with the 3.7 that had valve seat issues and required constant head rebuilds. etc...

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Geoj posted:

Might be a different story now but I was a bit more activist in my 20s and had a pair of subtle stickers (a crossed out W and "F the president", a play on "W - the president" stickers that were popular with conservatives at the time) in the bottom corners of my rear glass from 2004 until Bush left office.

Never got anything more than an angry scowl or the finger in return, and I used to work as a field tech at/drive to and park said car at Walmarts in some very rural/conservative parts of Ohio, western Pennsylvania and northern West Virginia.

Here in Texas I got someone trying to drive me off the road for a T-Rex eating the Jesus fish sticker. Probably was around 08.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
First, it's 300C and secondly...

Preoptopus posted:

Built on the old Mercedes E class chassis, they got complicated multi link suspension.

No they're not, I don't know why people keep repeating this bullshit. Some of the suspension components were made using tooling from the E-class, but that's it. That and the transmission are all Daimler-Benz contributed to the LX platform.

It'd be really cool if people stopped talking out of their asses about this...

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø

Q_res posted:

First, it's 300C and secondly...


No they're not, I don't know why people keep repeating this bullshit. Some of the suspension components were made using tooling from the E-class, but that's it. That and the transmission are all Daimler-Benz contributed to the LX platform.

It'd be really cool if people stopped talking out of their asses about this...

Ok fine technically your right. They got the multi link set up from the Europeans and its still dog poo poo either way.

Preoptopus fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Mar 29, 2017

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Look guys my Challenger is 'Merican ok *

* Made in Canada

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

BigPaddy posted:

Look guys my Challenger is 'Merican ok *

* Made in Canada

Canada is a town in Mexico, right?

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Q_res posted:

First, it's 300C and secondly...


No they're not, I don't know why people keep repeating this bullshit. Some of the suspension components were made using tooling from the E-class, but that's it. That and the transmission are all Daimler-Benz contributed to the LX platform.

It'd be really cool if people stopped talking out of their asses about this...

I think "based on" rather than "built on" is what he meant. It's not literally the E-class chassis, but very similar. Kind of how we describe a CRV as a tall Civic or whatever.

CommieGIR posted:

Canada is a town in Mexico, right?

No, it's in the Northern US.

edit: Mexico is in South Texas.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

Darchangel posted:

I think "based on" rather than "built on" is what he meant. It's not literally the E-class chassis, but very similar. Kind of how we describe a CRV as a tall Civic or whatever.

It's not based on the E class at all, aside from a couple suspension components that are shared, though. What's so loving hard to understand about that?

Edit: And shared is stretching it, they're actually not completely identical.

Q_res fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Mar 29, 2017

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø
Guys im so sorry. I was super wrong. It was the S class, AND E class.

The LX was developed in America to supersede the previous Chrysler LH platform, which had been designed to allow it to be easily upgraded to rear and all-wheel drive. Mercedes designs were used, including the Mercedes-Benz W220 S-class control arm front suspension, the Mercedes-Benz W211[1] E-Class 5-link rear suspension, the firewall and floor pan, the W5A580 5-speed automatic, the rear differential, and the ESP system.

My point was that it could've made a decent car but didn't in agreement with the post I originally quoted. But it doesn't matter because the 'urban' market bought millions of them and now the designer is head of design for all of FIAT.

Preoptopus fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Mar 29, 2017

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
Except, that's still loving wrong. The LX chassis pre-dates the merger.

Ormy
Apr 5, 2005

Q_res posted:

Except, that's still loving wrong. The LX chassis pre-dates the merger.

The point was they're poo poo.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Preoptopus posted:

the 'urban' market bought millions of them

:crossarms:

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Hey, hey, watch the Netflix documentary. No seriously, that's what is brought up by the guy who designed it. Indirectly brought up, IIRC, he says it has street cred and talks about rappers in them, but I distinctly remember the shot of one driving through a city at night while he talked about it

Even though I HATE the car he builds in it, his design ideologies seem sound

Meydey
Dec 31, 2005

Meydey posted:

Terrible car stuff:
This early z is sitting behind the main building of a long term storage lot in Issaquah. Body looks straight, but is a solid layer of surface rust. All 4 wheels are flat, but are on sweet 70's era mags. Pretty sure it is a 240 going by the rear bumper. It's sitting behind an 80's era Jag with flat tires. I only noticed it when on the walking trail that goes behind the yard. I want to rescue it and make it happy again. :(



Update on this from 2 weeks ago. I swung by the lot and asked about it. It has been there for at least 6 years and is being actively paid to store. Can't see the tabs from the trail, but the plates are 6 digit, and WA switched to 7 digit in 09. They did let me leave my number in case the owner decided to get rid of it.
Also found out a co-worker is related to the storage owners, so I hit him up also.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

The Door Frame posted:

I have very confused feelings for Chrysler. They've made such amazing things, but can never seem to make things right

But damned if they aren't the Kings of platform engineering. The 80s government loan gave us the K-car and its 37 million variants for over a decade.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Meydey posted:

Update on this from 2 weeks ago. I swung by the lot and asked about it. It has been there for at least 6 years and is being actively paid to store. Can't see the tabs from the trail, but the plates are 6 digit, and WA switched to 7 digit in 09. They did let me leave my number in case the owner decided to get rid of it.
Also found out a co-worker is related to the storage owners, so I hit him up also.

It's the 1978 RX7 that my buddy has sitting in a storage unit in Richmond, VA (he lives in Las Vegas.)
It's minty and he'll never drive it. He'll never sell it. He might never even see it again. It's just gonna sit there until he dies and someone stops paying on that unit :(

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

It's the 1978 RX7 that my buddy has sitting in a storage unit in Richmond, VA (he lives in Las Vegas.)
It's minty and he'll never drive it. He'll never sell it. He might never even see it again. It's just gonna sit there until he dies and someone stops paying on that unit :(

Destined to be the next Lost Daytona. Sucks, man.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

An attempt was made.

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug
The automatic wash I go to also has a tendency to leave some dirt on the back of the car. Not that bad, though.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
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