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Freaking Crumbum: Apr 17, 2003; Too fuck to drunk

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

"Scorpion and the Frog

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

"The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature...""

- the story of my party

but because the scorpion was independently wealthy from the privatization of numerous social programs that previously provided a safety net for the disadvantaged, and thanks to a few well placed donations with some high ranking government officials, the scorpion was plucked from the back of the sinking frog by a bald eagle that he paid to follow him and monitor him from the air 24/7. he could have just had the eagle fly him over the river in the first place, but he enjoyed making time to personally twist his stinger into the backs of those he oppressed.

- how the parable will end in 2017

# ? Mar 27, 2017 21:55

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# ? May 9, 2024 22:40

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Freaking Crumbum posted:

but because the scorpion was independently wealthy from the privatization of numerous social programs that previously provided a safety net for the disadvantaged, and thanks to a few well placed donations with some high ranking government officials, the scorpion was plucked from the back of the sinking frog by a bald eagle that he paid to follow him and monitor him from the air 24/7. he could have just had the eagle fly him over the river in the first place, but he enjoyed making time to personally twist his stinger into the backs of those he oppressed.

- how the parable will end in 2017

# ? Mar 27, 2017 21:56

WithoutTheFezOn: Aug 28, 2005; Oh no

Epic High Five posted:

Well at least they aren't suffering the indignity of having to work rural renewable energy projects instead. TRUMP!

Yeah, about that ...

Roughly 40 miles west of those two power plants in the article is a thing called Zimmer Power Station. It was built in the late 70s / early 80s to be a nuclear power plant. Around 1983-ish they found that it was so poorly designed and constructed that it would never work. So they turned it into a coal-fired plant.

Bonus lol, the Zimmer plant is in a small town called Moscow.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 22:30

Mycroft Holmes: Mar 26, 2010; by Azathoth

trump cannot fail, he can only be failed

# ? Mar 27, 2017 23:24

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

Yeah, about that ...

Roughly 40 miles west of those two power plants in the article is a thing called Zimmer Power Station. It was built in the late 70s / early 80s to be a nuclear power plant. Around 1983-ish they found that it was so poorly designed and constructed that it would never work. So they turned it into a coal-fired plant.

Bonus lol, the Zimmer plant is in a small town called Moscow.

I was referring to Clinton's plan to create rural jobs with solar and wind farms that was emphatically shat upon by these idiots who are about to die

# ? Mar 27, 2017 23:42

Freaking Crumbum: Apr 17, 2003; Too fuck to drunk

Mycroft Holmes posted:

trump cannot fail, he can only be failed

perhaps the same could be said of all religions

# ? Mar 28, 2017 01:24

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

"Scorpion and the Frog

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

"The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature...""

- the story of my party

More like:

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

"The frog is satisfied, and they set out, immediately, literally the instant they get off the bank, the scorpion stings the frog,
he stings him over and over, again and again. He also starts pissing and making GBS threads on the frog,
the poor frog doesn't even have time to breath before his pissy poo poo covered stung body sinks below the waves.
'So much for the tolerant left...' the scorpion mutters before it drowns.

- the story of my party

# ? Mar 28, 2017 09:54

Trazz: Jun 11, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

I was referring to Clinton's plan to create rural jobs with solar and wind farms that was emphatically shat upon by these idiots who are about to die

I wonder how many of those people liked saying "I survived 8 years of Obama, you'll survive Trump?"

# ? Mar 28, 2017 11:16

Terror Sweat: Mar 15, 2009

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/03/former-obama-aide-who-helped-kill-single-payer-in.html

This seems to be in the spirit of the thread

# ? Mar 28, 2017 15:15

Badger of Basra: Jul 26, 2007

Terror Sweat posted:

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/03/former-obama-aide-who-helped-kill-single-payer-in.html

This seems to be in the spirit of the thread

Did that guy vote for trump

# ? Mar 28, 2017 15:20

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Terror Sweat posted:

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/03/former-obama-aide-who-helped-kill-single-payer-in.html

This seems to be in the spirit of the thread

lmao

# ? Mar 28, 2017 15:21

SirPhoebos: Dec 10, 2007; WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Trogdos! posted:

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/trump-supporters-husband-getting-deported-despite-being-a-model-resident

I am glad of it.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 15:27

call to action: Jun 10, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Terror Sweat posted:

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/03/former-obama-aide-who-helped-kill-single-payer-in.html

This seems to be in the spirit of the thread

I'm the veiled "Bernie would have won" at the end

# ? Mar 28, 2017 17:42

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Terror Sweat posted:

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/03/former-obama-aide-who-helped-kill-single-payer-in.html

This seems to be in the spirit of the thread

Hubba hubba

# ? Mar 29, 2017 03:42

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

Terror Sweat posted:

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/03/former-obama-aide-who-helped-kill-single-payer-in.html

This seems to be in the spirit of the thread

this is like that time the Ron Paul campaign manager needed help to pay his medical bills.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 04:11

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

More like:

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

"The frog is satisfied, and they set out, immediately, literally the instant they get off the bank, the scorpion stings the frog,
he stings him over and over, again and again. He also starts pissing and making GBS threads on the frog,
the poor frog doesn't even have time to breath before his pissy poo poo covered stung body sinks below the waves.
'So much for the tolerant left...' the scorpion mutters before it drowns.

- the story of my party

that is also a likely interpretation :getin:

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:05

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Terror Sweat posted:

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/03/former-obama-aide-who-helped-kill-single-payer-in.html

This seems to be in the spirit of the thread

gonna look up their address so I can send them a card wishing them a swift and relatively painless death.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 05:58

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

call to action posted:

I'm the veiled "Bernie would have won" at the end

veiled?

# ? Mar 29, 2017 11:59

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Terror Sweat posted:

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/03/former-obama-aide-who-helped-kill-single-payer-in.html

This seems to be in the spirit of the thread

lol

quote:

Well, Messina, a former aide to Montana Senator Max Baucus, served as Deputy White House Chief of Staff for Operations under President Obama where he became the unofficial enforcer for the neoliberal elements within the administration. He was a key player in ensuring the Affordable Care Act included neither a single-payer plan or even a public option.

remember when someone yesterday complained that politics was hard and you can't whip senators/representatives into voting the way you want

# ? Mar 29, 2017 12:54

Mantis42: Jul 26, 2010

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "I will, repeatedly, until you die."

The frog exclaims "He tells it like it is!" and the scorpion
jumps on his back. Immediately he starts stinging the frog. Blood frothing from his
lips, the dying frog croaks his final words:

"4 more years..."

# ? Mar 29, 2017 15:23

Crocoswine: Aug 20, 2010

Mantis42 posted:

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "I will, repeatedly, until you die."

The frog exclaims "He tells it like it is!" and the scorpion
jumps on his back. Immediately he starts stinging the frog. Blood frothing from his
lips, the dying frog croaks his final words:

"4 more years..."

# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:04

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

lol this dude is now our national mascot for the next four years

today on talk radio a trump voter called in saying she was disappointed so far. she voted for him bc she thought he would make bipartisan deals and being the country together. how do these ppl exist?

have you never met an american

# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:16

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

indigi posted:

remember when someone yesterday complained that politics was hard and you can't whip senators/representatives into voting the way you want

i said that, over a week ago, and its held up drat well. even i wasn't expecting the gop to just give up on repealing the aca two months in, after 7 years of promises.

now that universal healthcare is an accepted goal, and with republicans harping about insurers pulling out of unprofitable markets, medicare for all can be added next time dems have full control, and it will be very popular with blue collar white voters in middle america. if the trump presidency keeps going at this rate, that could happen as early as 2020.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 19:54

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mantis42 posted:

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "I will, repeatedly, until you die."

The frog exclaims "He tells it like it is!" and the scorpion
jumps on his back. Immediately he starts stinging the frog. Blood frothing from his
lips, the dying frog croaks his final words:

"4 more years..."

# ? Mar 29, 2017 21:44

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Mantis42 posted:

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "I will, repeatedly, until you die."

The frog exclaims "He tells it like it is!" and the scorpion
jumps on his back. Immediately he starts stinging the frog. Blood frothing from his
lips, the dying frog croaks his final words:

"4 more years..."

Feels good, man.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:00

sexpot: Nov 12, 2016; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Mantis42 posted:

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "I will, repeatedly, until you die."

The frog exclaims "He tells it like it is!" and the scorpion
jumps on his back. Immediately he starts stinging the frog. Blood frothing from his
lips, the dying frog croaks his final words:

"4 more years..."

Last line should be "Thanks, Obama..." but otherwise :boom:

# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:25

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

https://twitter.com/jami_leary/status/843243629367853056

https://twitter.com/kathryn_black13/status/843196302259294209

https://twitter.com/Marinochick/status/847144815917621248

# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:38

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://twitter.com/jami_leary/status/843243629367853056

lol all it took was a single toldyaso for her to go running back to her abuser

tangential,, but if the fbi had half a brain they'd push strongly against the rule letting isps sell browsing data. it's probably going to mainstream demand for privacy-protecting encryption and make their investigations even harder, lol

# ? Mar 30, 2017 00:01

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

people are loving dumb

# ? Mar 30, 2017 00:12

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://twitter.com/jami_leary/status/843243629367853056

https://twitter.com/jami_leary/status/843243948525027328
https://twitter.com/jami_leary/status/843244243996954624

who are these poors who are always eating cat food, because cat food is actually really expensive compared to people food and has the wrong nutrients to boot

e: also, i may have expressed this sentiment before, but twitter is the worst means of communication ever devised by man

# ? Mar 30, 2017 00:18

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Philthy posted:

people are loving dumb

# ? Mar 30, 2017 00:25

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Duscat posted:

who are these poors who are always eating cat food, because cat food is actually really expensive compared to people food and has the wrong nutrients to boot

Take a closer look at her profile pic.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 01:16

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/guyneiljames/status/847168780400766977

too stupid to live

# ? Mar 30, 2017 02:44

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Office Pig posted:

https://twitter.com/guyneiljames/status/847168780400766977

too stupid to live

MightyBeans is either 10 and doesn't remember 9/11 or exactly your comment Jesus christ

# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:13

nm: Jan 28, 2008; "I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Tonetta posted:

MightyBeans is either 10 and doesn't remember 9/11 or exactly your comment Jesus christ

People born after 9/11 will be able to drive this year.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:20

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

E: I thought about this joke and even if it was funny it was not worth a visit from ss

Tonetta has issued a correction as of 03:47 on Mar 30, 2017

# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:41

HorseRenoir: Dec 25, 2011; Pillbug

https://twitter.com/ChevreBoueri/status/846862126589362179

The one good thing about Ajit Pai is that he will let the pepe tears flow

# ? Mar 30, 2017 04:36

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

HorseRenoir posted:

https://twitter.com/ChevreBoueri/status/846862126589362179

The one good thing about Ajit Pai is that he will let the pepe tears flow

lol someone should show 'em this gem

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/280812064539283457

# ? Mar 30, 2017 04:49

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

kinda amazed that Cake is running away with this poll tbh

also lmao at every trumpencucker who thought he or any Republican would be pro-privacy if sales of that info could generate a profit

# ? Mar 30, 2017 05:45

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# ? May 9, 2024 22:40

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

maybe if everyone knows what kind of porn i like they'll make more of the kind of porn i like

maybe that

# ? Mar 30, 2017 05:50

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